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Have you ever found someone that was made for you sexually? That shared all the same fantasies as you. That wanted to try all the kinda weird things that you have wanted to try?
And I don't mean someone that's just willing to do it for you. But actually WANTING to do the same things?
What an absolutely amazing feeling that is.
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... I thought I found that girl once.... and then I found out that one of her fantasies was to fuck other guys and not fuck me.... and then, as she was picking up here shit from my room, she had the nerve to ask me for some condoms....
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so, what did you do???...
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Maynard finally got some I guess.
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poor jays
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I've never found someone that ALL of the same wants, but there have been a few that have had a bunch.
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:thumbs-up: & congrats Maynard :banana:
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His left hand finally stopped playing hard to get? :crackhead:
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I dated a girl once who came very close...but she turned out to be kinda fucked in the head, so that didn't last.
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i love a good romance. Please tell us more on you and Arpi, Maymay. :thumbs-up:
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Dude... crazy chicks are always the best in the sack. The best sex I've ever had was with the most manipulative/mind fucking/psycho cunt I've ever known. The sex was the only reason I didn't get rid of her sooner. She was awesome in that respect.
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Quote:The sex was the only reason I didn't get rid of her sooner. She was awesome in that respect.
it was the same for me - but once she threw a pair of scissors at me during an argument, I knew it was time to call it a day.
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boy! did i ever have a great weekend! :loveya:
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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he was so tender yet forceful
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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did his chin patch tickle your yam sack?
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The best part of this, is that it's so much more than just a perfect sexual relationship.
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Are you talking about arpi or a girl?
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Arpi reads poems as Maymay slams him from the rear.
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she left her ring here the other night.
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