This one time...

[GonzoStyle]

I was like 5 or so years old. I walked up to my mother and said "I wanna fuck you".

I didnt know what it meant but heard the term a lot from my cousin who baby sat me, he said it a lot around his g/f and they always seemed happy afterwards.

So my mom was pissed at me for whatever, so I figured maybe if we fucked it would all be fun again.

I dunno why I just remembered that...

[Hybrid]

that made me laugh

[drusilla]

you're cute :loveya:

[HollywoodJewMoses]

awww shes talking to her sweetheart :loveya:

[GonzoStyle]

I think that's when it all started man, I made like a tony soprano break through.

That was a true story by the way.

[Danked]

I made my mom a card when I was 5 that said "I don't like you" on the front.

But then when she opened it, on the inside it said "....I love you!"

That's a true story.

[GonzoStyle]

I remember how proud I was when I got my first hard on when I was also around the same age. I put on these tiny undies I had, like speedos and pranced around my mom with my hard little schmekel. She laughed at me and said "ohh look it looks like a little button".

That scared me for life cause it still looks like a little button and my mom made fun of the fact I had a small penis, when all I was trying to do was make her proud by parading it in front of her.

BITCH!!!!

STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

[Danked]

I used to hide in the closet playing dirty with the girl next door when I was 5.

We kissed each others' naughty parts.

[GonzoStyle]

You're so gangster.

[Danked]

In movies, the girl next door was always the sweet girl that got away.

I think mine became an unwed teenage mother.

[GonzoStyle]

I can still hear her laughing at it... :-(

[Danked]

When we would play doctor, she'd make me stick my head under the blanket like I was delivering her baby.

[GonzoStyle]

I never got to play doctor, I was lucky to be the janitor on graveyard shift.

[FNMoron]

I think mine became an unwed teenage mother.

When we would play doctor, she'd make me stick my head under the blanket like I was delivering her baby.

...apparently she found another playmate....

[2 tired 2 give N F]

Gonzo has an Oedipus complex...

[Danked]

Oedipus?

[PatCooper]

I put on these tiny undies I had, like speedos and pranced around my mom with my hard little schmekel.

Since when do fat little five year olds prance?

[The Sleeper]

i dont remember anything before i was like 16, jesus.

[PatCooper]

Maybe it's better that way Sleeper. :fucking:

[The Sleeper]

it is better.