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A company we gave a lot of accounts to was supposed to send my boss a fine bottle of Scotch. He's out today so when I opened the package and in it was a bunch of schwag for his kids instead, including two ridiculous sock puppets.
One side of each is a bull and one is a bear.
You can only put your hands in their heads, can't even move the arms and feet. CRAP!
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at first I thought you meant he mailed pot for the kids, and while that's all well & good ... who mails out schwag :  hudder::
cute puppets though
the cheap-ass bastard
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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There's not just puppets, also pads, cd holders (kinda cool) bouncy balls, little staplers and clocks.
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ooooh, well! in that case then
Scotch, pffft, who wants that
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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I'd rather have the Scotch!!!!!
The point was, look what a time-waster I am. I just scanned both sides of a sock puppet and put it in my photo album. I can't be trusted to do any work when left alone. No wonder I was unemployed for so long. I am useless and irresponsible.
WHat else can i scan around here?
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:23: psssst, sarcasm in action
and it's Friday, it's the boss's fault for being away, you aren't required to do any work today :5:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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But I have so much to DO!!!
I'm gonna try scanning my face......
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Quote:WHat else can i scan around here?
[keyser]scan your tits :5: [/keyser]
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i second moron and keysers idea...
oh, and don't fret about being a slacker. its this place, it makes you that way
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Well I broke the scanner. :36:
No more fun pics from me. Lexmark sux.
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was it the scanner printer copier? those things are neat...but super fragile
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exactly. piece of shit fucks with my whole system.
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[keyser]  so i guess that's a '"no" on the boobs scan[\keyser]
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The denouement: Just found out they are golf club covers, not sock puppets. :crackhead:
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5 days to figure out they were golf club covers , yeah, drugs do amazing things to a brain :5:
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jeez. i think someone finally made scrambled eggs with her brain :17:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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Like I've ever been golfing! How could I have known that. Wasn't me being slow, a golfer told me. Look at the pics, could very well be a sock puppet PLUS it was in a package for kids.
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now i'm wondering... are you sure that stuff was really for kids... 
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