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So I bring this girl home from the bar - in my forum I might as well divulge
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06-27-2003, 04:45 AM
her face is just eh but she had great cleavage, well displayed. I think I'm learning that studly guy art of how to stare at her tits for lengthy period of time without her noticing (which by the way guys we pick up on 75% of the time). What makes it harder is that she's deaf in her right ear, so she has to be watching my lips consistently to follow the conversation.
Things are casual, we smoke a bowl, but then she goes to the bathroom and I can hear her making all sorts of gassy noise in there. Needless to say, this is a big turnoff and I soon after beg off tired and kick her out.

I'd say it was a waste, but she wasn't that hot anyway. Yeah, this was my night.
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06-27-2003, 04:56 AM
Quote:she goes to the bathroom and I can hear her making all sorts of gassy noise in there.

thats what you get for picking up broads at taco bell at midnight.
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06-27-2003, 01:50 PM
Gassy girls need lovin' too.
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06-27-2003, 02:22 PM
You are such a man whore.
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06-27-2003, 04:06 PM
this thread sucks!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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06-27-2003, 04:06 PM
does it swallow?
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06-27-2003, 04:08 PM
worst comeback ever!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#8
06-27-2003, 04:13 PM
cliche superlative repeater!
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06-27-2003, 04:14 PM
no bickering allowed
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06-27-2003, 04:15 PM
joyless wench!
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06-27-2003, 04:16 PM
I spread peace and love.
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06-27-2003, 04:16 PM
yum...tasty. :8:
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06-27-2003, 04:17 PM
Suzie Wrote:I spread peace and love.
No STD's?
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06-27-2003, 04:18 PM
Smelly Hippy!
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#15
06-27-2003, 04:29 PM
Quote:No STD's?

Never! Thanks for reminding me, at some point in my forum I wanna post a PSA about safe sex and the importance of condoms.
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06-27-2003, 04:31 PM
worry wart!
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#17
06-27-2003, 04:34 PM
dudes that are in a band spread lots of diseases.
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06-27-2003, 04:34 PM
Suzie Wrote:I spread peace and love.
not to Mrs Gassy Girl.
Thank you. This has been a public service annoucement brought to you by Ronin, your favorite neighborhood mercenary.
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#19
06-27-2003, 04:36 PM
come on now, can you really blame me?
The point of the story was to encourage people to share experiences where they turned down the chance for tail.
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#20
06-27-2003, 04:36 PM
musician stereotypist!
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