CDIH

her face is just eh but she had great cleavage, well displayed. I think I'm learning that studly guy art of how to stare at her tits for lengthy period of time without her noticing (which by the way guys we pick up on 75% of the time). What makes it harder is that she's deaf in her right ear, so she has to be watching my lips consistently to follow the conversation.
Things are casual, we smoke a bowl, but then she goes to the bathroom and I can hear her making all sorts of gassy noise in there. Needless to say, this is a big turnoff and I soon after beg off tired and kick her out.

I'd say it was a waste, but she wasn't that hot anyway. Yeah, this was my night.

Quote:she goes to the bathroom and I can hear her making all sorts of gassy noise in there.

thats what you get for picking up broads at taco bell at midnight.

Gassy girls need lovin' too.

You are such a man whore.

this thread sucks!!

does it swallow?

worst comeback ever!

cliche superlative repeater!

no bickering allowed

joyless wench!

I spread peace and love.

yum...tasty. :8:

Suzie Wrote:I spread peace and love.

No STD's?

Smelly Hippy!

Quote:No STD's?

Never! Thanks for reminding me, at some point in my forum I wanna post a PSA about safe sex and the importance of condoms.

worry wart!

dudes that are in a band spread lots of diseases.

Suzie Wrote:I spread peace and love.

not to Mrs Gassy Girl.

come on now, can you really blame me?
The point of the story was to encourage people to share experiences where they turned down the chance for tail.

musician stereotypist!