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so last night as i was attending a 311/Roots concert with a friend, my other friends were drinking the night away. one friend of mine...we'll call him Dan...has never drank before and was pretty adamant about his decision. He does however have a Marty McFly "chicken" reaction to being called a "pussy" and using that my friends got him to drink....a lot....fast. after however many drinks, he proceeded to remove his clothes, cocksmack everyone in a 100ft radius, hump inanimate objects, and run down his street naked at 4am.
while that would have been pretty funny to see, i think the concert was better than getting cocksmacked.
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they should have really fucked with him and told him to get a telemarketing job.
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Why would you let someone cocksmack you?
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both the cocksmacker and cocksmackee are gay.
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Thats a fun word. Cocksmackee cocksmackee cocksmackee.
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you would still have to have contact with his naked balls to do that.gay.
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I bet they will never ask him to drink again, well quickstop might.
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at jones beach? i guess this proves my theory that we were the oldest ones there by an average of at least 10 years
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yes...311 at jones beach. and yes...you are old
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how old are u?
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Shattered by your smile
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Arpi/Bland is the oldest at 38 and I come in second by a couple of months at 38 too.
The spooks come out at night.
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& the youngest?
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Shattered by your smile
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i think im the youngest active poster at 17
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I just find it funny that QuickStops idea of fun is getting sexually assaulted by a man/boy whilst listening to bad music and drinking cheap beer. Save yourself some trouble when you get older don't create a gay atmosphere just go to the gay bar.
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did you not understand that i wasnt even there with that kid? and it may not seem funny to you, but if you knew this kid, this was an entirely unexpected reaction to alcohol.
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