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Boards been a little slow and I gotta break out the big guns.
So in 200 words or less describe why you should win a date with Gonzostyle.
Grand prize wins a date with THE gonzostyle.
You have till friday night, I will read all submissions and decide who is most convincing.
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i should win cause i would make you the happiest.
i have over 500 dvd's, 6 hours of MXC on the tivo, and 2 boxes of frozen devil dogs in the freezer.
imagine the night we could have!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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no one can top the MXC and devil dogs.
contest over!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Now, now we must give everyone a fair shot.
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Nah.
I just saw you. We should give it a couple of months.
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You just dont wanna pay for another Angus burger
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Danked Wrote:Nah.
I just saw you. We should give it a couple of months. ^^^^^^ what he said
unless sex is/will be involved - if so, Imma start writin' up something tonight!
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I wanna know exactly what Gonzo means by "date". Are we talking dinner, movie, light conversation, drinks, a walk by the Coney Island beach ? Will there be any "action" on this date ? I think people interested in entering this contest would like to know. Added incentive if you will.
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When you talk to a hooker you ask for a date, right?
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The spooks come out at night.
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you will be blessed to be in my presence for an evening.
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Now youre starting to sound like Arpi. Don't. You're so much better than that.
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but in my case its true.
But if you need details then you will be blessed with my presence at a bar/restaurant of our choosing which is convenient for both of us to commute to and we will have laughs and such and maybe some romance.
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because joobies will come with me
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A threesome? Shit, that would win for sure.
The spooks come out at night.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:you will be blessed to be in my presence for an evening. So, I guess it's an evening of cigarettes and special edition dvd talk.
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If the movie sucks, we can like make out if you like
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i have a vagina
and hedcold won't be there
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I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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Quote:but in my case its true.
words hurt, fat boy.
Quote:But if you need details then you will be blessed with my presence at a bar/restaurant of our choosing which is convenient for both of us to commute to and we will have laughs and such and maybe some romance.
actually you will be sitting on my couch watching anyone of my 500 dvds, then 6 hours of MXC, and enjoying frozen devil dogs. If you put out, i will throw in a 12 pack of St. Pauli girl.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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I am your brother and I love you.
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