Boards been a little slow and I gotta break out the big guns.
So in 200 words or less describe why you should win a date with Gonzostyle.
Grand prize wins a date with THE gonzostyle.
You have till friday night, I will read all submissions and decide who is most convincing.
i should win cause i would make you the happiest.
i have over 500 dvd's, 6 hours of MXC on the tivo, and 2 boxes of frozen devil dogs in the freezer.
imagine the night we could have!
no one can top the MXC and devil dogs.
contest over!
Now, now we must give everyone a fair shot.
Nah.
I just saw you. We should give it a couple of months.
You just dont wanna pay for another Angus burger
Danked Wrote:Nah.
I just saw you. We should give it a couple of months.
^^^^^^ what he said
unless sex is/will be involved - if so, Imma start writin' up something tonight!
I wanna know exactly what Gonzo means by "date". Are we talking dinner, movie, light conversation, drinks, a walk by the Coney Island beach ? Will there be any "action" on this date ? I think people interested in entering this contest would like to know. Added incentive if you will.
When you talk to a hooker you ask for a date, right?
you will be blessed to be in my presence for an evening.
Now youre starting to sound like Arpi. Don't. You're so much better than that.
but in my case its true.
But if you need details then you will be blessed with my presence at a bar/restaurant of our choosing which is convenient for both of us to commute to and we will have laughs and such and maybe some romance.
because joobies will come with me
A threesome? Shit, that would win for sure.
GonzoStyle Wrote:you will be blessed to be in my presence for an evening.
So, I guess it's an evening of cigarettes and special edition dvd talk.
i have a vagina
and hedcold won't be there
:-(
Edited By Arpikarhu on 1095842068
Quote:but in my case its true.
words hurt, fat boy.
Quote:But if you need details then you will be blessed with my presence at a bar/restaurant of our choosing which is convenient for both of us to commute to and we will have laughs and such and maybe some romance.
actually you will be sitting on my couch watching anyone of my 500 dvds, then 6 hours of MXC, and enjoying frozen devil dogs. If you put out, i will throw in a 12 pack of St. Pauli girl.
I am your brother and I love you.
That's why...