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at my local home depot.....
#1
the guy in the lumber department is missing his right thumb and half his pinkie.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#2
but they are on the opposite sides of the hand.

I bet it was frostbite and not a wood-related injury.
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#3
sorry, pinkie was the left hand
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#4
Is he a degenerate gambler?
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#5
i will ask him
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#6
He must have gotten hit hard with a baseball while he was batting.
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#7
i dont get it
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#8
when we go camping, the guy we buy firewood from is missing a few fingers on his right hand. It's kinda weird when you shake his hand, it feels almost like a lobster claw.

he's a very cool guy though, and his wood burns very well.
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#9
this is about my lumber guy, not your firewood guy. start your own thread!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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Goatweed Wrote:when we go camping, the guy we buy firewood from is missing a few fingers on his right hand. It's kinda weird when you shake his hand, it feels almost like a lobster claw.

he's a very cool guy though, and his wood burns very well.
Do you have tent service and a maid to roll down your sheets?
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Mad Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:when we go camping, the guy we buy firewood from is missing a few fingers on his right hand. It's kinda weird when you shake his hand, it feels almost like a lobster claw.

he's a very cool guy though, and his wood burns very well.
Do you have tent service and a maid to roll down your sheets?
no, but that's not a bad idea. thanks!
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#12
wow this was entertaining, today I was at the fruit store and the cashier was eating pizza.
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#13
Arpi and I go to the same Home Depot.

It makes me feel special.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:wow this was entertaining, today I was at the fruit store and the cashier was eating pizza.
you are just bitter cause you cant bring yourself to be open about that bad post yesterday.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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Danked Wrote:Arpi and I go to the same Home Depot.

It makes me feel special.
did you ever see the guy? go look for him so we can talk about him and make inside jokes that nobody else here gets. then we can feel smug and make the others feel left out and insecure.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#16
Absolutely!

I've been meaning to buy some lumber anyway.
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#17
sweet!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#18
you should go to lowes instead
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#19
I haven't ever bought a single thing at Home Depot.
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#20
i never realized there was a home depot in manhattan until recently.
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