krystal Wrote:

Queenie Wrote:Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

I totally agree. Then I want to ask "How much does street smart pay?"

Queenie Wrote:Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

krystal Wrote:

Queenie Wrote:Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

Nope, I usually do like I do when driving. Say "Ah, fuck" and do and make a u-turn.

0rz0ski Wrote:

krystal Wrote:

Queenie Wrote:Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

Nope, I usually do like I do when driving. Say "Ah, fuck" and do and make a u-turn.

No no no no no no no. Find someone you can make eye contact with, hold it, get a look of panic on your face, THEN turn around and go the opposite direction.

Queenie Wrote:Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

Queenie Wrote:Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

Queenie Wrote:Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

Queenie Wrote:How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

potthole Wrote:

Queenie Wrote:How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

Depends on the situation. I did that while checking in at the airport once, after saying "What" about six times. The lady at the counter started to freak out after I did the smile and nod, because she had been asking me if anybody else had handled my luggage prior to arriving at the counter. That, obviously, would have been a time where I should have kept saying "What."

Queenie Wrote:

potthole Wrote:

Queenie Wrote:How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

Depends on the situation. I did that while checking in at the airport once, after saying "What" about six times. The lady at the counter started to freak out after I did the smile and nod, because she had been asking me if anybody else had handled my luggage prior to arriving at the counter. That, obviously, would have been a time where I should have kept saying "What."

Good one!! :lol:

Queenie Wrote:How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

dino Wrote:"Fragile.....Must be Italian"

dino Wrote:"Fragile.....Must be Italian"

Queenie Wrote:I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Titan! Wrote:

dino Wrote:"Fragile.....Must be Italian"

You're a few weeks early there Dino.

Queenie Wrote:I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Queenie Wrote:Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles . . :wtf:

Philly Mike Wrote:

Queenie Wrote:Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles . . :wtf:

must be a lot of pedos running things around here, the limit is 15

Queenie Wrote:I overheard a man and his 4-year old son talking at the DMV the other day. The little boy asked his father, "Dad, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do you respond to that?

plumpenut Wrote:I like Allyson's curly hair :thumbup:



I know it's creepy

Queenie Wrote:Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...