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F the S out of her A
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
My vote is for Antionette... "Helllooooo! I'm still here! Oh, God! I want those Rick Springfield tickets! Heeeeelllllllooooooo?!?!?!"

Sometimes the best stuff just happens by accident...

Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
At first thought I have to agree since that might be the only bit that actually made me pee my pants this year.

Either that or O&A- Complete Stern Ripoffs


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yea, Antoinette was my favorite bit of the year and of all-time. You can't beat an hour and a half of cringe radio. Also, any Bad Guest segment is up there.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
F the S out of her A
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Can we come up with a top five? I know some possibles are Sex for Sam II and any Breuer visits.

Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Sex for Sam II wouldn't be on my list. Earl's "Black Rock Coalition" show where they just kept playing racist black songs definitely would be, they hardly play this and it's a damned shame.


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Lord Buga-loo
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
I'd go with opie and family at the haunted house.

"IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!!"
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
i don't remember if it was this year or last year, but NRA cafe, is one of the funniest bits ever.

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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Jim Norton calling himself a lesbian = priceless.


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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
NRA Theme was in MAy 2000


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
DevilsFan
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

"Sex for Sam II wouldn't be on my list"



Although Rich Voss was funny, I must agree w/ Ikeaboy. However, it if is one of the top five, I'll know I have truly contributed to the show.
I worked really hard that day,Gak Gak Gak...1/2 of the AK-47's.

quote:

"any Breuer visits"



Jim rules, but which bit to choose is hard to say. "For those about to rock...FIRE!"

Let There Be Peace On Earth
growbaby
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Best Bit of the Year= the one day that was not a bit, Sept.11. the only thing that kept me sane that day was hearing the guys talk things over. they were just two normal guys talking about what happened, not a couple of tool newscasters trying to win a award.

Best Bit of All Time= Eygptair bit.


Take Luck!!
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posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00

  • hello?
  • black rock coilition, stalker p and limo a show, and gay marco's gay show
  • superfriends
  • dueling ted night
  • don west leaves shop at home, don west dies
  • ronald reagan's daughter is dead
  • bob murphey/harrey carrey




GO BIG BLUE!

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posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:22 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
anything norton

WHATEVER BEN

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Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:25 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
A couple more

* the Dice Telethong where playing the Star SPangled Banner confuses him
* Don West inhales Anthrax
* Ant buys the Workout machine


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
thursday Dec 27- CBS: Survivor, CSI (R0, Agency (R)...NBC: Friends (R), Schwarz, Grace (R), Shoot Me (R)... FOX: Nine Months...abc: Line, line, million...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Me (R), Charmed (R)
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
NASA
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
For some reason, the day O & A returned to Boston seems to stick out in my mind as one of the best ones.



GodBlessAmerica.

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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
The boys returning to boston-and just getting syndicated in general.

Antiontte and the homeless shopping spreee rank 2nd and 3rd respectively.



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I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
The guy who fell asleep on the phone, even through the live reads

Quality


I can levitate birds
No one cares
greenlantern
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
    Just a few of my own in no particular order:
  1. Has Been Corner w/ Cindy Williams
  2. Sept. 11, 2001 (Live From Garden City, in the Party 105 Studios)
  3. Anthony "the bus driver" returns (says the ex wouldn't let him come on)


"The power of 46 flashlights can be pretty strong, sometimes"
RonRon5477
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

The guy who fell asleep on the phone, even through the live reads

The Ultimate V reading, right?? That was nice. "And guess what Jeff?" I have that mp3. Nice!

I would have to go with Don West Selling Cipro and sniffing antrax spores.
The Hello bit was also good because it will always be remembered as the first time O&A lost at the silent game.


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
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Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
There are sooo many funny ass bits. I was thinking the other day, that when I used to listen to Stern religiously, that although there were some very funny bits, that he didn't make me laugh the way O&A do. They make me laugh till my sides hurt at least once every show.

Frank Caliendo superfriends.
The day Breuer went off during the commercials.
Don West Cipro.
Gay Marco eating the Peach (that was this year right?).

There were tons and tons of little things that were funny as hell too. But these things are some that stood out in my mind.


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take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

RonRon5477
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
OH!! I forgot. Anthony getting some relief and releasing some tension about his divorce. He goes off about his ex's Mother-in-law. "Three right make a left." "It's a Bawx o' wine". "I....wanna go home."


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477
Cementbag
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
1.Sex for Sam
2.Homless shopping spree
3.Dice and jays agrument was funny
4.During best of-The Mike Tyson on Lady Di


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I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

The day Breuer went off during the commercials.


I miss those days, when live reads were just as good as the rest of the show. Pre-syndication, I'd make sure I was listening during the commercial breaks because the live reads were 5 minutes long and friggin hilarious. I guess they are on a tigher schedule for spots now and can't go off during the live reads. I suppose it comes with syndication and all that jazz


I can levitate birds
No one cares
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posted on 12-27-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
how bout the ken stevens and mellissa bits...



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F the S out of her A
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
From what I've read, here's a quick five, in no particular order:

1. Ant's venting on ex mother-in-law
2. Sept. 11 remote broadcast
3. Antoinette winning the silent game
4. The sleeping guy
5. The drunk Ultimate V reading, which is the reason I picked this name.

How about the Black Earl tribute?

I think the Ken Stevens and Melissa still out past 4,5,6 bit was late 2000.

Great stuff all the same. Like Maynard said, you laugh until it hurts at least once a show, unlike hoo hoo Howie.

Just wish I could have caught more of the show towards the end of the year, because I did not get the Homeless Shopping Spree preliminaries and Blind Boxing (which was replayed today).

And a general credit to all the Schlocko bits, the Psycho Mark Psycho Lawsuit, Stalker Patty getting her head shaved and MILFs, although all the cuntests (sic) were disappointing as far as cuntestants this year.

Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system


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