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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
1. You know who 500postking is.
2. You're one of those 5 people logged on Sunday morning.
3. Whenever someone with the name "Jeffk" signs up, you get all excited.
4. You post past 11:00pm
5. You never read "Enemies of the show"
6. You were never adopted
7. You know what a dolphin raper is.
8. You know what 'Ground Control' is.
9. 3/4 of your posts are not in GD
10. You've been in the barrel



See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected]

Currently I've adopted usofar and ::Gulp::The Heap
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
11. You know what Room 808 means when people joke about it at the board parties.

Wow, I must spend way too much time here.




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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 5:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
12. What yuo say is up there in things you say the most


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected]

Currently I've adopted usofar and ::Gulp::The Heap
ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
13. You conjure up top 10 lists titled "you know you've been on the board for a while...."

TDDB


"And speaking of $5 blowjob whores...is that your girlfriend boy? If you had a hair on your ass, you'd come in here and defend that cum-guzzlin's whore's honor.....you need to keep your mouth shut before my brother D-von comes out there and sticks his salty chocolate balls right in her mouth"-Bubba Ray Dudley ;Marietta, GA



"If God was a heel,he'd be the Dudley Boyz"-Bubba Ray Dudley
WoRMFACE
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
14. You have no problem with a bat or two, but tenbats are just too much..




Kill Your
Elected
Official
Today!
Lgaia
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Ok its fucking strange that you should start this thread..I raced home to post today. Roger...I dreamt about you last night..you gave me a tattoo....maybe it was the tattoo thread, maybe it was the crack cocaine, but I'm baffled.


Dana Dillon
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:::Note to me:::Check out ebay for a life....Damn you Fez LMFAO!!!!!:)

And many "Thanks" for the Sig Pic Just Jon!
Nothing is planned, by the sea and sand.
If your considering being adopted e-mail me @ [email protected]
My newest adoptee is Mach5
I have room for one more newbie
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
15. People with three posts to their credit feel compelled to call you a DICK!!11 ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
Kid Afrika
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
the numbering is all screwed up so I'm not going to bother, but...

...you remember when every pic that fez posted said "GETTYIMAGE" across the bottom of it.

...you remember when vin from philly used to post.

...you remember "the war".

...you ever got an e-mail from gypgyp_**@!@#$#%!.!@$


What the FUCK are you looking at?

Don't shed a tear for me nigga I ain't happy here
I hope they bury me and send me to my rest
Headlines readin MURDERED TO DEATH, my last breath
Take a look picture a crook on his last stand
Motherfuckers don't understand, if I die tonight

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
what is this "gd" you speak of??? and since when did the show have enemies?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
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Sephiroth
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
16. When you have seen all of Sean Cold's Manifesto's
17. When i was still Hitokiri182
18. When you are no longer shocked by this website. You were already tricked into seeing it 300x.



"It's no secret that a conscience can sometimes be a pest,
It's no secret that ambition bites the nails of success,
Every artist is a coward, Every poet is a thief
They all kill their inspiration and sing about their grief."
-U2


Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
19. When you read this thread

KeeKee
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
...when you are driving in th car and think that
will make a lovely post

...When you run home from a party to post what
just happened at the party


TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 7:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
When you know what "a day in the life...." refrence means

If you know what HKFC stands for

If you remember when a "motley crue" roamed the board

If you know why HKFC was called a dolphin raping twinkie eater and why nobody could stand him

If you remember the star trek and IIIIICCCCCEEEEEEE CCCCRREEAAAAAAMMMMMM BBBBBBAAAAAARRRSSSSSS threads

LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
zootybang
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
When the repo man comes and takes your car and your furniture and social services takes your kids because you havent been to work in months,and you glance out the window and the sun blinds you for hours.


VEOWEB AND GEOCITIES HATE ME

God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

I HAVE NAMED MY HELL,AND IT'S NAME IS "MASSAPEQUA"

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 7:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
you wake up one day and find your name next to a forum

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 7:32 PM      
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LoL Sean too f'ing funny


NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"It's hard to garble nawdle zous,
With all these marbles in my mouth"

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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 8:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
...if your read the FIRST appopt a newbie thread
...if you were around when nobody knew who really was anthony and he had aout 5 imposters

i didn't watch out so the insects got me






This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 5-4-01 @ 8:20 PM
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 8:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
-When you dream about the board
-When you wake up at 6:00 am and have a really great idea for a post, and it's one of your best.



NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!!

EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END.

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Punchout
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
When your hanging out with your friends and all you can think of is being banned from a message board.

Friend 1: So Billy how about we go to the strip club?

Billy: I would but I feel too depressed to go out. I just got banned from OA.com. It's so fucked up.

Friend 2: WTF are you talking about?

Billy: You know from the Opie and Anthony show.

Friend 2: Yeah I listen. So

Billy: I got banned from the message board that they promote on the radio.

Friend 1: So are we going to the strip club?

Billy: No, I am just gonna sit in and drink and go to this other message board and wait for a reply to my post for about 3 hours.

Friend 1&2: Fucking loser!

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The first time FEZ was called a dick



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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
When you realize you have almost 4,000 posts.

And, when strikes are just plain old funny.


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Rumor has it that I stole today. Come back tomorrow.



adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
When you are on the board all day and finally realize at the end of the day you had more than a 100 posts that one day.



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PatCooper
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:35 PM      
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quote:

When you are on the board all day and finally realize at the end of the day you had more than a 100 posts that one day.





Speaking from experience i think AD


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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
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when you can spot losers that have been banned & try to start a new account before the Mods catch them ;)


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