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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Discussion Thread *SPOILERS* | ||||
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| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:00 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Just got back....very very funny... :) I missed the Alanis thing :( Now I have a real excuse to spend money to see it again...yippy!  why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not? why's it so hard to tell you what I want? why can't you just read my mind? | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I just saw it again and thought it was still hysterical. LCF, the orangatang's name was Suzanne at the end of Mallrats. Why else would they play Suzanne, there was no Suzanne in the movie. Here's another obscure reference for you that maybe I'm looking too far into-- in episode 2 of the Clerks cartoon they make a big deal of how much Kevin loved the doves flying during the Real World segment, when Jay and Silent Bob are flying (after Moonraper) you see the doves in the background. And yes, I do realize and consider it great that for one movie either Affleck or Damon can get $20 million a piece yet Kevin Smith can take $20 million, get both, get a huge fucking cast and make the funniest movie of the year. I saw the Alanis thing first time too because a) I always stay until the end of the credits and b) any Smith fan should know that his special thanks always have pretty good commentary after them.  The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittny | ||||
| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Name a funnier one- I dare you. ------------- Spaceballs South Park: The Movie Airplane I've heard all these jokes before. Chief Engineer of the Starship Foundry. (NCC 1841-A) Visit FoundryMusic & Chat   | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: i would have known that but i am broke and cant afford the dvd  "I've got a weird thing for girls that say 'A-boot'" - Banky Edwards | ||||
| NJopposition | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 10:39 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | yup well im not gonna buck the system, it was great, definitley the best comedy of the year thus far. i cant imagine how hard i wouldve laughed if i got blunted beforehand, ahhh. "hey bitch, ever get your asshole licked by a fat man in a raincoat?" (i think thats it) | ||||
| mrbungle | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: I sw that and made me think one thing...is that shirt available through View Askew? It's a must have lol quote: Well, has he done anything else?  It's not funny, my ass is on fire.... Thanks to the lovely Jolene for my sig pic... Official gentile member of the HLJC... | ||||
| brodieman | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote from QuickStop..."Walt Grover" Grover??? Flannagan is his last name or did i miss a refernce please tell me if i did my fellow kevin smith fan someone on the board with the sn Quick stop....looks like i have some competition :P ok first off....WILL FERRELL MUST DIE...he totally rooined the movie he was in, he had 2 good scenes, when he was falling off the dam (but i mostly liked that cause i thought he would DIE!) and when he was running and shooting while yelling "shit shit shit shit!" second, chris rock knows how to kill a joke doesnt he, i mean he is funny, just not in this film...we get it you hate white people! ok, enought of that shit...the scooby bit was the shit, sorry amy but it was too good...jay and silent bob are the new laurel and hardy (that old gag):P i wanted to see more brodie (ofcourse) and i was disappointed that shannon dorherty wasnt playing rene in the film and suzanne,,,nice, great mallrats refernce.... and come on guys the whole movie was obscure references...anyone catch the mallrats prop going by when the police car left at the end, or the roofer from clerks leaving the quick stop in the beginning, or alyssa jones' sister behind her and trish the dish coming out of the movies at the end...adn the guy coming out of the video store in the beginning in the flashback was coby(or toby i havent seen amy in a few weeks) the guy with the orange vest with the whole "i know alyssa jones" speech its no "raincoat" NJ its long coat or something similar but that is a great line..and jeff...i feel sad for u, dont defile out viewaskew thread with your trivial comedy films:P but i digress well there is more to post but u tools who saw the sneak preview beat me to them all so :P im just kidding, anyone wanna go see it again :) snootch to the nootch  BRODIEMAN...NOOTCH NOOTCH! "Pray to the politicians, not the gods."-my father "...no one has ever known we were among you, until now." Thanks to Jolene78 for the sig...NICE! and since i couldn't get the status changed: Proud Member of the B.B.P.M. (i wasn't always brodie you know) This message was edited by brodieman on 8-25-01 @ 1:06 PM | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | The word ladies and gents is OVERCOAT. Another thing I liked- the "I assure you, we're opened" sign at Quickstop. Does anyone know who played the scooby gang, the names wasn't in the credits (well I know Marc Blucas played Freddie). And yes Jason Biggs has done other things. He was in American Pie 2. I also want to know what people think of the trailer for Zoolander, I think it has a tad bit of potential. Of course maybe it's just me but is there anything Will Ferrell ISN'T in? Big Trouble also looks like it could be good but then again it has an awesome supporting cast (Jason Lee, Andy Richter, Stanley Tucci (who is INCREDIBLY underrated), Johnny Knoxville) The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittny | ||||
| brodieman | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | oh and cn anyone name the marvel super hero who had a cameo in the film, the guy in red,,anyone anyone...and anyone catch the clerks cartoon reference "we steal monkeys all the time" i have been told if you have read the book Chasing Dogma, its pretty much this film, but i havent read it so :P BRODIEMAN...NOOTCH NOOTCH! "...no one has ever known we were among you, until now." Thanks to Jolene78 for the sig...NICE! Proud Member of the B.B.P.M. (i wasn't always brodie you know) | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | It's not just a Marvel reference (yes I noticed it). It's also the character of Kevin Smith's first venture into pre-existing comic characters. Fuck Newsday The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittny | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: I believe that Walter flannagan is a real guy (of "walt flannagan's dog" fame) and walt grover is the fan boy at the comic place in mallrats ("fuck you, fanboy") and in the comic shop in the opening scene of chasing amy which was cut out..its on the dvd  "I've got a weird thing for girls that say 'A-boot'" - Banky Edwards | ||||
| mrbungle | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Once a piefucker, always a piefucker...god damn does he suck... It's not funny, my ass is on fire.... Thanks to the lovely Jolene for my sig pic... Official gentile member of the HLJC... | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Don't forget Fan Boy and Steve Dave also got into a fight with Brodie and TS in Mallrats. EDIT: you didn't forget, I just skipped over that part in your post. FB and SD were also in the Clerks cartoon, episode 6. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittny This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 8-25-01 @ 1:36 PM | ||||
| brodieman | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:46 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | haha oh quickstop i had faith in you...walt is a real guy, his name is walt flanagan, i have never heard of grover, but walt has been a friend of kevins since childhood, htey went to highschool together, walt is the basis for the charecter of brodie, adn he is also the cashier at jay and silent bobs secret stash (35 broad street, red bank nj 07721) its ok quick stop, its good u have a life and dont know all of this stuff, shoot me please :) BRODIEMAN...NOOTCH NOOTCH! "...no one has ever known we were among you, until now." Thanks to Jolene78 for the sig...NICE! Proud Member of the B.B.P.M. (i wasn't always brodie you know) | ||||
| GameDevMan | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 2:28 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | Go see Jay and Slient Bob Strike Back! Its a funny movie! Opie and Anthony like Kevin Smith and he just an all around cool guy. If you saw the movie Friday (8/24) Kevin Smith (the writer/director of the movie) has a gift for you if you see again today. go to: Kevin needs your help! Its really... you can check the message board. His post is in Red. Now go see it Fagat! This message was edited by GameDevMan on 8-25-01 @ 2:37 PM | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Okay, so all the fanatics know the real answer, but I had to whip out my 'Rats DVD and post this screen capture to put it to rest once and for all...   Me droogies: HydratedPeach is siiiiingin' in the rain. Syndra has graduated and will one day take on droogs of her own. One position available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles. | ||||
| brodieman | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 5:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | WHO THOUGHT THE APE WAS NAMED AMY!!!! YOUR IGNORANCE DISGUSTS ME! man i need a date :P BRODIEMAN...NOOTCH NOOTCH! "...no one has ever known we were among you, until now." Thanks to Jolene78 for the sig...NICE! Proud Member of the B.B.P.M. (i wasn't always brodie you know) | ||||
| leather-cheerio-face | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 5:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Hey, I guess I was wrong. I was talking about the ape with a friend who knows more about this stuff than I do, and he told me that. I tried to verify, but my ex still has my mallrats dvd. and she doesn't even have a dvd player. A.K.A. Th' Mad Phat Thread Killer | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | great fucking movie! the best line: THE CAR HAD A SIGN THAT SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD YOU DUMB FUCK!! lol yeah will ferrel got really annoying, but other than that it was really good, picked up on most of the references, jay in the berzerker shirt was fuckin classic. on another note, i can't wait for big trouble - it is bar none the funniest book ever, i hope the movie does it justice...book was written by dave barry i highly recomend it, the only novel that actually made me laugh out loud.  Too much from the wounded But I see, See through it all See through, And see you. Anyone else wanting to be adopted IM me at Jemo123 | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 10:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I was looking at NewsAskew and even though Newsday gave JSBSB 0 stars, this review from city link gets the movie so wrong, has so many obvious biases, and so angry it's funny May the Force Be With You... ...If you give Jay and Silent Bob your money. by Barbara Lester Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, starring Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Jason Lee, Judd Nelson, Jason Biggs, Will Ferrell, Shannon Elizabeth, George Carlin. Rated R. We can only wish that writer-director and actor Kevin Smith were as silent as his character Silent Bob. But the motormouth Smith can’t seem to keep his opinions to himself. Last year, on his personal Web site, on which egomaniacs of his ilk foam at the mouth about whatever irks them, further contributing to the general malaise of our society, Smith excoriated filmmaker P.T. Anderson (Boogie Nights) for his dramatic epic Magnolia. For some odd reason, Smith, a petty midget of a man, decided to launch a personal attack against a filmmaker whose camera he couldn’t even hold, let alone operate. Think what you will about Magnolia, which did require a giant leap of faith (pun intended) of the biblical variety, but Anderson is a young, serious filmmaker with a great grasp of the grammar of film. He truly understands the art of filmmaking. But Smith, who made that memorable epic Mallrats, felt compelled to attack someone who actually attempted to produce an intelligent and sensitive work on film. It makes sense in a way. Smith and his characters in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back worship callous idiocy, which seems to be quite the vogue nowadays, particularly among young people. It’s hip to be moronic, whether it be MTV’s Jackass, Tom Green, drive-time radio shock jocks or hip-hop lyrics that literally assault you. There is a coarseness in pop culture that is becoming so pervasive it’s considered normal and desirable to emulate these jerks. This coarseness has nothing to do with a vulgar word or two. It’s a way of life. The greasy, longhaired and borderline vile Jay, portrayed all too realistically by Jason Mewes, is the epitome of this vogue. One of the best examples of his repellent behavior and the lows this movie stoops to is when Jay’s admonished by devils and angels for a potentially offensive act. This is the dialogue of the scene: "Are you thinking of whipping your dick out in front of this fine little woman? Don’t pull your dick out until a woman asks or until she’s asleep." The really sad commentary is that when I watched this movie with a preview audience, surrounded primarily by young people, two teenage girls beside me thought the scene was hilarious. Well, so much for young women’s intelligence and self-esteem. Overall, this senseless and dull-witted movie is one giant self-worshipping inside joke for Smith and his buddies, including the omnipresent and obnoxious, retch-inducing duo of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, who endlessly are chided here for Good Will Hunting. The inside Hollywood joke is that Jay and Silent Bob are traveling to Hollywood to stop Miramax from making a movie of the Bluntman and Chronic comic-book characters, which are based on them. The lowlights begin with Smith’s childish obsession with Star Wars (get over it), and Carrie Fisher has a worthless cameo as a nun (I’m not explaining it). A craggy and positively frightening Mark Hamill shows up later. Then, Smith moves on to insult Miramax Films (who are distributing the movie through Dimension Films): "Miramax only makes classy movies like The Piano and The Crying Game. Only they made She’s All That and everything went in the toilet." Smith is simultaneously biting and licking the hand that feeds him, giving cheap promos to his financiers. The duo then denies that they’re third-rate Cheech and Chong or Bill and Ted. I couldn’t agree more. They are probably 10th-rate. Comedian George Carlin lowers himself to play a hitchhiker who sucks dick to get rides, and this is one of many horridly offensive homophobic jokes in this mean-spirited movie, which gets particularly vicious near the end. A quartet of women they meet on the way pose as animal lovers traveling to save lab animals from destruction, but are, in fact, jewel thieves who act suspiciously like Charlie’s Angels babes. One of these babes entices the romantic Jay, who decides maybe he shouldn’t call her a bitch, as he addresses most women, but rather more flatteringly "a fine piece of ass." Will Ferrell of Saturday Night Live appears as an animal officer chasing them. There also are toss-aside jokes about Planet of the Apes and Hannibal. When they finally arrive at, yes, Miramax Studios in Hollywood, Chris Rock shows up, and not even this wild and funny man can produce a laugh in this feckless, nonsensical movie. Also making cameos are Jason Biggs ("the pie fucker"), James Van Der Beek of Dawson’s Creek, Joey Lauren Adams of Chasing Amy, Shannen Doherty and directors Wes Craven and Gus Van Sant. The love story winds down with Jay bidding temporary adieu to his newfound girlfriend with this fond sentiment: "Does that mean you’re going to fuck me?" The movie ends with a sing-along to the supposedly ultra-cool Morris Day and The Time (from Purple Rain), singing "Jungle Love," and chances are there isn’t a 16-year-old in the audience who even knows who Morris Day is. This isn’t a movie. It’s an appallingly tedious voyage into the disjointed mind of a profoundly untalented and unfunny person. Watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is like walking through a shrubbery maze filled with thorns. It’s that painful if you possess even a small semblance of maturity. If Smith, in fact, intended to parody virtually all pop culture, including this particular type of teen movie, he fails miserably because his wit isn’t sharp enough, his target is too diffuse and he’s too close to the material. How can he parody himself? Even more offensively, he acts as if he’s actually an important filmmaker. Smith is a writer in desperate need of a maturity transplant and basic coaching in writing. All we can say to this miserable moviemauler after this unpleasant experience is, "Please grow up and investigate an alternate career." There will be no such luck. Even though Dimension Films says this is the final installment in Smith’s New Jersey chronicles. Another source says Clerks: Sell Out is set for 2002, at which time I might be investigating an alternate career. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittny | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | send in your Jay & silent Bob ticket stub and get a free movie poster:quote: You guys basically said it all I saw the movie tonight and it was kevin smith at his best....  "What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?" | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: i think that i heard that walt flannagan is the guy that got kevin into hockey, but he had like a knee injury and cant really play anymore "I've got a weird thing for girls that say 'A-boot'" - Banky Edwards | ||||
| Evil Dead Ash G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade | posted on 08-26-2001 @ 12:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | i saw it today.another clasic done by kevin smith. | ||||
| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 08-26-2001 @ 12:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | If you can, please don't post other people's entire reviews in a thread. A simple link would suffice. Chief Engineer of the Starship Foundry. (NCC 1841-A) Visit FoundryMusic & Chat | ||||
| Tony Metropolis | posted on 08-26-2001 @ 12:51 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I saw it today and I couldn't stop laughing. It was great seeing Dante an Randal again after all these years. Jay never ceases to amaze me. It was a great swan song for an unforgettable series of films. The whole movie was hilarious. One of the best lines: Chris Rock (aka Chaka Luther King): This movie is gonna make "House Party" look like House Party 2". Guy: Or like "House Party 3". Chris Rock: Shut The Fuck Up! Oh, Brodieman, that Marvel superhero goes by the name of Daredevil. "I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady." - The Shermanator | ||||
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