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DreamWeaver
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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****BAR IS OPEN****


Thought I'd open up a little early.....Me and my lovely friends will be glad to get you anthing you like......

SO far I got a corona for Ladi and GW

Boogaloo and Maynard..nice stiff Screwdrivers for you...

A specialty Malibu Baybreeze for you Spit...

A Jack and Coke for pops..Here ya go OAS

ANd nothing but Coke for Hosp....and thats all from memory

Everyone else please step right up and I'd love to get you anything :)

ENJOY!!!!!!!




stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance
AFDude
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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FTL has a 4 day workweek THIS week..

Spit has one next week...

*thinking* Well, starting Monday I don't get ANY days off for 4 weeks straight..ah, shit that's not worth bragging about

(Yes I realize that was stupid, it was meant to break the serious mood).


Trust me, I'm only pretending to care.

Any potential adoptees can contact me at [email protected].
Metalfan
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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DW - I'll take a 7&7 ova here ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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quote:

What, there wasn't a seperate thread to invite you, boo hoo, read this and either go or don't.

Yes, but there even Was a seperate thread.


Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Heyladi- I know, but it was done after resentment started building, too appease the masses.





LOOKING FOR PINKY,
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?????




Adopted TonySoprano, if he disrespects you, let me know, I'll find a nice place for him to sleep with the fishes.




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atomic punk
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
DW, keep the Guinness coming! :)




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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okay People. Please help me pick my lunch: Arby's or White Castle's?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
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There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


spitfire421
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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quote:

Spit has one next week...

No, actually I have a 3-day work week and a 2-day work week the next week :P :P :P

quote:

Slacking 13 - Come and Join Americas Disfunctional Workforce

ROFLMMFCOATIOTTT


Hey, will the world turn upon me
Will the soul survive ultimately
Oh, will peace ever be found
When I drag my feet on hallowed ground

I don't wanna know
what the future will hold
I don't wanna pray
cause I'm lost anyway

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o&aswallow
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Thanks barkeep. I ordered a Captain and Coke but the jack will work for now. And hey, here's an extra tip for having a nice ass ;-)

OK, time to stroll looking for some hotties. Now where did Ladi go??


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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quote:

Arby's or White Castle's?



Boy, talk about a no win situation. I say Junior's....LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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Here ya go AP



ANd MEtal......\_/ A 7 & 7 just for you

stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
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DW - can I please have a Mike's Hard Lemonade down at this end of the bar?

(Why am I working on my day off?) :(


o&aswallow
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Hey gang, meet Desiree. She just won the wet t-shirt contest in the upstairs bar. Whoo hoo!



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Sorry bout that OAS , but thanx for the tip :)

Barry, I'm in a giving mood..have a six pack on me :)



stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Guinness is goooooood in Ireland. Takes 5 minutes to pour a pint though.

Hmm... Mike's....

Can I get a pint of Bass and a round of shots for all?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: None.
Syndra has graduated and will one day take on droogs of her own.
Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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quote:

a round of shots for all?

Ok, a Jameson please


spitfire421
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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Go for Arby's Hosp...that's my fave fast food! we finally got one down by me again...

Nothin like some alcohol to diffuse and take the tension out of a situation...thanks Dream :)

nothin like t&a either...emphasis on the "a"



Hey, will the world turn upon me
Will the soul survive ultimately
Oh, will peace ever be found
When I drag my feet on hallowed ground

I don't wanna know
what the future will hold
I don't wanna pray
cause I'm lost anyway

[Email][email protected]">E-Mail Me
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Barkeep:

I'd love a shot of tequila to start things off... but I need someone to put my salt on so I can lick it off.

*pokes OAS with his cane* Yo Pops, you game?

As a chaser, a margarita on the rocks, if you please.

Danke Shoen

I can't find a good sig pic, so use your imagination:

A lovely young Amish woman bending over in her garden - and as the breeze blows up her plain and simple black dress, you can see her ruffled panties barely covering her ample, yet firm ass...
o&aswallow
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
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Oh yeah. Hey legs, nice shoes wanna F?

FTL a Captain and Coke if that's OK.

Is there a band tonight or stand-up comedy?

a-babe you can pour salt on my cane and lick it off anytime sweet cheeks ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 7-20-01 @ 2:52 PM
atomic punk
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Ok, a Jameson please


Good call, Ladi! :)

OAS, you still here? I thought you left with that wet t-shirt contest winner. ;)

When does Rotgut play this joint?




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
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Did someone fart? Or did someone let that damn pig in here. Grumpy needs to put a leash on that heffer.

Dream, give me a bottle of Corona every 10 minutes until I pass out. After that every 5 minutes.:)



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
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AP, with all the Guinness flowing & the talk of Ireland, how can it be overlooked :)

Speaking of Bar 9 - I'm too lazy to search the Official Thread for people I know, anyone going?


Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
First thing first, since i am still getting paid, I do believe that what I am doing[drinking, duh] is work so Fuck you to the idiot who thinks i shouldn't post.

Now I must say that I just read some of the funniest shit i have seen in quite a while in here. Now, i do know that I am beyond not the person to tell people to calm down but I do have one thing to say....

Maynard, why not try an Epilady on those legs of your, and please get the sand out oif your vagina already.

I dunno, if I shaved my legs for anything but a tat, I just might keep that tibit of info to myself.

Carry on dawgs.

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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Now I don't ask anybody to share my beliefs
or be involved in my beefs
I am a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don't want to be in them all I ask is that you don't open your mouth
with an opinion
and i won't put you in them






This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 7-20-01 @ 3:08 PM
spitfire421
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
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Thinking about it Ladi....but I hate going to the city alone

mmm, Margaritas...yeah, I think I'll switch to my 2nd fave drink, here's the blender Dream



Hey, will the world turn upon me
Will the soul survive ultimately
Oh, will peace ever be found
When I drag my feet on hallowed ground

I don't wanna know
what the future will hold
I don't wanna pray
cause I'm lost anyway

[Email][email protected]">E-Mail Me
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
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::::::Drops a bottle of tequila on the bar and 20 shot glasses::::::

Knock yourselves out....Looks like I'm headin out early :P Guys...have a good weekend and I hope we all can be friends again real soon :)

:::::tosses Spit the apron::::

Hey SweetTits....Keep an eye on the place for me, wil ya? :)

Peace

stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance


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