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o&aswallow
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Greetings all. Well today proved the old adage that a horrible day on the golf course is better than a day at the office.

May everyone enjoy a fifth on the fourth!!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I haven't heard Everett during this tourney but I have heard her before. She is good at giving an inside look, without going overboard. I never liked that Mary C lady.

I always liked Everett as a player. She was my fav. I guess because she was usaully battling that monster Martina. Women's tennis is actually more exciting then mens. Unless you have Agassi vs. Sampras.....but that aint happening this year.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I always liked Everett as a player.



I'm lucky enough to know her on a casual friendship level. Her children's nanny is one of my best friends. She really is sweet in person and definitely... most definitely... knows her tennis.

I'm just so thrilled Williams is out of it! Neither one of them were ever favorites of mine.



Maynard's Minion
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
You know her? Cool beans. How does she look? I know she is getting up there in years.

OAS...what did you shoot? I've been out 8 times in my life and my best score is a 103 counting all shots. No mulligans, play it where it lies golf.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
o&aswallow
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Well GW, suffice it to say that your 103 would have beat me today. Same rules, I just had a passion to play in the beach, send my ball swimming and send it on nature walks in the woods today. But the beer went down very nicey, nice, so it wasn't a total loss.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

You know her? Cool beans. How does she look? I know she is getting up there in years.



She's looking ok, not bad at all really. She really is a decent person and an exceptional Mom to her kids.





Maynard's Minion
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Finally! The Verizon guy let, so I can finally go for the week! Best 4th to everybody. Have a good week. I'll see ya on Monday.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

njstrawberry
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Alright slackers & slackettes I am out (yes Hosp) like sauerkraut (LMFAOEFW). Have a great Holiday everyone!!!!!!! Remember, cherry bombs don't belong in your ass.



This message was edited by njstrawberry on 7-3-01 @ 4:07 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

She's looking ok, not bad at all really



Now isn't that a sweet thing to say from a hotty like you Ahlexus about an old hag like Chrisy approaching my age. ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Now isn't that a sweet thing to say from a hotty like you Ahlexus about an old hag like Chrisy approaching my age.


OAS you work me like a violin babe. I just get all goose bumpy around you.



Maynard's Minion
o&aswallow
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

OAS you work me like a violin babe



Just wait till I have a chance to play Mozart's Opeius Number 7 on you :-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 7-3-01 @ 4:27 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
OAS...I know about taking balls swimming. I lost about 20 balls in 4 days down in South Carolina.

Ahlexus, is she still a MILF???:)

To all those still here have a great 4th. See the rest of you unlucky ones on Thursday. Later.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Just wait till I have a chance to play Mozert's Opeius Number 7 on you



Sounds positively orgasmic...



Maynard's Minion
o&aswallow
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Enjoy GW, be safe.

quote:

Sounds positively orgasmic


You have never understood the true meaning of that entil then Miss Ahlexus ;-)

Well I'm being drug off to Jones Beach for a Depeche Mode concert. God help me! Later all. Be safe




o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
quote:



quote:





This message was edited by o&aswallow on 7-3-01 @ 4:31 PM
Ahlexus
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Ahlexus, is she still a MILF???



Uh oh... "Stupid Newbie Alert"

What does MILF mean? (oh God, I can just hear you laughing at me.... argh)





Maynard's Minion
gonzo
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Howdy troops...just so y'all know, I fell victim to the Lucent layoffs on Friday. I was one of the first, but I certainly won't be the last...let the whole damn company continue to go down the friggin' toilet until it goes bankrupt for all I care. Anyways, since I'm not really slacking from work, I figured I'd just lay low for now. But while I'm home, you can IM me at gonzoid360. I'll hopefully be at the Stone Pony on Saturday. And also, just a reminder that my band will be at Jimmy's on Thursday (you were all there last Wednesday so no excuses), and down at the shore for the remainder of the week (see the schedule thread in the music forum if you're interested). So until I find another job, I'll just be checking in here from time to time. Grumpy, keep the pig warm for me. Peace, niggas........


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
atomic punk
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Ahlexus, MILF is:

Mom
I'd
Like to
F***

If there are any slackers left, have a great 4th! See ya Thursday.




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
gonzo
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, I just looked at the name of this thread and I thought...how ironic. Thanks, Grumpy. No shots for you. Let's give the thread-starting job back to Spitfire, okay? You're bad luck, ya bastid........


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
Ahlexus
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 5:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Ahlexus, MILF is:

Mom
I'd
Like to
F***



Thanks Atomic! Not sure I'd go so far as to say Chrissie is of this caliber, but she definitely keeps her figure in shape. Maybe she'd be a last call type? (no, I'm not being mean.. just trying to answer the question)

Peace out everyone. Have a great Fourth of July!



Maynard's Minion
Banana_juice
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 8:11 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Good morning slackers, I hope everyone had a good fourth of july


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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Morning BJ....I think this place is going to be slow today.

Gonzo....Lucent does bite. My dept. is supposed to be offered packages in September. I used to enjoy working for this company.





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
Banana_juice
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I agree, this is going to be very slow today. a long long day.. hey, look at this.. my 900th post.


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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Good Morning Bannana & GW

How did your Yesterdays go. I feel a little off today. The party I went to had 2 kegs. One was empty & the other was looking low by the end :)

And don't tell Grumpy, but the had a roasting pig too. (It was kind of creepy)




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
atomic punk
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Good morning Juice, GW, Ladi. I hope everyone had a fun and safe 4th. I know ladi went to a party. What did everyone else do? I saw A.I. yesterday. I gotta say I was disappointed, and I thought it went on a half hour too long.




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
spitfire421
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning guys...Doesn't it just suck to be us today!

I just feel completely out of it, too much fruit salad and tequila...Oh, well, I'll be taking my vaca soon :)


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)


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