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GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I'm gonna get it for this one, I can feel it.... Maybe the
reason the Mods don't take kindly to unnecessary
girl-bashing is because they spend so much time here
that they have deteriorated into geeky losers....I like
most of you Mods, and I am just kidding with this, but
it's a theory I thought I'd through out there and let you
tawk amongst yaselves....Since they can't get laid in the
sunlight, they perceive any girl-bashing to be
c-blocking to them and they flip their shit! Discuss.
P.S. Norton, seriously, you need to relax. They love to
bash people here, it's all part of the fun. So go cry into
your security blanket, you diaper-wearing sack of
quivering faggotflesh. Heh heh




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spitfire421
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
goddamn, why are we keeping this thread going after 1 month and 10 days???

anyway,of course you're going to be bashed you tool cuz you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

The chicks on this board can take a lot of shit, up to the point of harassment from losers like yourself whose only contact with another women is through a webcam

I'm a big girl and can handle myself, but it's nice to know that there's people looking out for you and keeping all the perverted assholes away (it's not just the MOD's anyway, there's quite a few guys on here who help us out)
We just don't want to have another bang party fiasco

And BTW, there quite a few on here who would have no problem getting laid ;) so that is an invalid conclusion


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-16-01 @ 12:02 PM
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

The chicks on this board can take a lot of shit, up
to the point of harassment from losers like yourself
whose only contact with another women is through a
webcam....



I'm glad this was in Fight Club, because now I can
respond properly to a comment from spitfire. Spitfire,
you f-tard, if you bothered to read the entire post
instead of picking out the parts you wanted to read, you
would have seen that I said I was fing kidding. I wrote
that post simply to rile some mods or perhaps make
them laugh. Plug your crime scene, sugartits. I was
only kidding. I mean, it SAYS IT RIGHT THERE. My post
was inflammatory, but it was meant with humor. As a
matter of fact, I don't remember there being anything
insulting towards a haggard streetwalker such as
yourself in there. Perhaps you took it personally
because it hit too close to home, you rancid tampon.




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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 7:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Okay, PHUK, you revived a dead thread... we let it slide...

You made a "joke" at the Mods... we let that slide, 'cause obviously if they get pissed at it, they can deal with you...

Then you pointed out to Spitfire that you were just kidding in your first response. Sure, but your language does not indicated you were very much kidding with her, now does it, fuckface? If you think you will start a battle with any of the ladies of this Board, be prepared to lose quick.
quote:

I'm a big girl and can handle myself, but it's nice to know that there's people looking out for you

Spit has far more allies around here than you, dickhead, and I suggest you retract your statements NOW.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"



This message was edited by The Brain on 5-16-01 @ 7:19 PM
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 8:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Well, here's the deal, knucklehead. I WASN'T kidding
with her. I WAS kidding with the mods, and any person
of even marginal intelligence could see that. Now I was
then attacked by spitjob and responded in kind.
Reviving a dead thread? There were several comments
about it being revived BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME. I
made a comment, and
spitfire reamed me for it. So I reamed her right back.
Just be aware, though, that I NEVER lose a fight. Unless
you strike me or ban me, I can destroy anyone who
argues with me. I I am in violation of the FAQ, then I am
in the wrong. But if I am not, and there is no reason to
strike me, then you will NOT win an argument against
me, whether you're a baloon knot or a pork knuckle.




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Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 8:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'm gonna get it for this one, I can feel it.... Maybe the reason the Mods don't take kindly to unnecessary girl-bashing is because they spend so much time here that they have deteriorated into geeky losers....I like most of you Mods, and I am just kidding with this, but it's a theory I thought I'd through out there and let you tawk amongst yaselves....Since they can't get laid in the sunlight, they perceive any girl-bashing to be c-blocking to them and they flip their shit! Discuss.


I must object.. I have not spent so much time on here that I've deteriorated into a geeky loser who can't get laid in the sunlight... I've always BEEN a geeky loser who can't get laid in the sunlight (ps, I see ONE f'ing ATM joke in this thread and whoever posts it is BANNED!! lol). I get riled at the female bashing because that's what my parents TRAINED me to do.. respect the females (I mean, I believe in gender equality and all, but that doesn't mean I can't be a gentelman)
But a word of advice PHUK... do NOT fuck with spitfire, she can handle herself fine, and I consider her a friend.. and honestly.. it looks like you've been waiting for an opportunity to rip into her. (based on your response to her post)


NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"It's hard to garble nawdle zous,
With all these marbles in my mouth"

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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 8:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Phuk for your sake do not continue with this.



Email me at [email protected]
or
[email protected]
IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag

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crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 8:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i don't get it, what does this thread have that so many others don't??? it keeps going and going and going and going and.........
oh, and phuc, the last post before yours was 10 days ago, thustheninbyfacto you did indeed revive the post, this time.
quote:

There were several comments about it being revived BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME
then why the hell did you revive it again????? dummy



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
KnightRyder2k1 is now under my protection for the next 10 days, if he ever posts, hopefully it'll be good :)[email protected]
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 8:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Fine then, let's just break your original statement down, shall we?
quote:

I'm gonna get it for this one, I can feel it....

And yet you were still stupid enough to do it... oh, well.
quote:

Maybe the reason the Mods don't take kindly to unnecessary girl-bashing is because they spend so much time here that they have deteriorated into geeky losers....I like most of you Mods, and I am just kidding with this, but it's a theory I thought I'd through out there and let you tawk amongst yaselves....Since they can't get laid in the sunlight, they perceive any girl-bashing to be c-blocking to them and they flip their shit! Discuss.

Blah Blah I'm a fucking tool Blah Blah fresh out of my diapers Blah Blah who thinks he can kid around with the Mods and get away with it Blah Blah Fuckin' Blah
Like I said before, if they get pissed at your comment, they can deal with you. And I fully acknowledged that you said you were "kidding" with them.
quote:

P.S. Norton, seriously, you need to relax

Yeah he's so relaxed he doesn't even post around here anymore... at least not under the name Nortonrules... wanna be next?
quote:

They love to bash people here, it's all part of the fun.

All right, that is true, up to a point. But there is a difference between the friendly tooling that often goes on around here, and the language you directed at Spitfire in your response to her. So I will again remind you that if you want to have a long life on this Board, YOU DO NOT PICK BATTLES WITH THE LADIES, ASSHOLE.

Now be a good little boy and go suck a few dicks and make yourself useful for a change.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
Raven
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 8:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
hey --- GOD of PHUK --tick tick tick -- hear that that is you OA.com Death clock ticking down -- I still think you ment you coment about the mods -- was to long to be a joke my friend -- and then you trash some girls that are cool here --- you are the tool ---- clock will strike 12:00 soon if you don't smarten up!!

Raven has spoken !!!



Flock Formed!!!You Tried To Live And God Said NO
spitfire421
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 8:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
All right Phukface, you fucking douchebag motherfucking cocksucker, I fucking understood you were kidding, I was only pointing out the fallacies in your thought, you fucking tool.

quote:

But there is a difference between the friendly tooling that often goes on around here, and the language you directed at Spitfire in your response to her.

Thank you Brain.
Your words assphuk were unjustified...What are you pissed that you were wrong? or just the fact that you cannot have a coherent thought?

So lookey here, it seems as though I have a new chew toy. You asked to be tooled on, you knew you were going to get tooled on and said so yourself---this is Fight Club for christsake---you invited it upon yourself

I really don't care if I win this out not, you'll be aborted soon (although someone should've taken a coat hanger to your mama years ago) You're time here is short-lived.

Bye for now :)


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Ha ha ha! Ooh, I love when people's nipples get
tweaked! Shitfire, you attacked ME, right after I posted
that. I can't help it that I pissed you off. Did you
accidentally step on one of your floppy tits when you
were dancing around in rage? Relax, twatstench, I
have no malice towards you. But I AM a bastard, and
when you attack me, I bite back hard. And Raven,
believe me, if I WASN'T kidding I would have been a lot
more durogatory. But of course, I knew everyone could
draw their own conclusions. Now, Raven, I am a
Hanger-On trying to get enough posts to be at least a
psycopath. Why the FUCK would I make a serious
comment about someone I am trying to emulate?
Chrsit, take a fucking pill. AS for picking fights with the
girls, a GIRL picked a fight with ME. I love the ladies. But
when they insult me, I WILL fire back. I don't care if you
threw a fucking rock at me, I'll fire at your ass with a
goddamn Patriot missle. Oooooh, my time is
short-lived. That will very well suck a load of ass, but
don't think that I will keep my mouth shut when ANYONE
takes a jab at me. I don't pick fights with girls. But I
won't sit idly by when one picks one with me. Believe
me, anything that is said here doesn't affect my life a
bit. And I hope nothing I say affects yours. I just
happen to be one of the most vulgar motherfuckers
alive. Language? Pshaw. I LOVE the English language,
and all its parts. I'll tear into you, but I don't take it
seriously. There's no law in the FAQ saying that I can't
say some hardcore and NASTY stuff in Fight Club. That's
what I did. So spitfire, at the end of the day I have no
malice towards you, as much as it may seem. If you
knew me in real life, you'd know I'm just as much the
bitter bastard there, too, with a mouth worse than any
you've ever heard. 'Nuff said.



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crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 10:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Shitfire, you attacked ME, right after I posted that
if you think someone calling you a tool is attacking you and that justifies the downright nasty things you said to spit, well you have some serious issues.



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
KnightRyder2k1 is now under my protection for the next 10 days, if he ever posts, hopefully it'll be good :)[email protected]
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 11:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Sure. Loser, tool, webcam loser or something. I'm a
nasty bastard, what can I say? Sorry if it offended
anyone. Perhaps my error was misjudging the
thickness of skin. When the attack is in humor or
someone says they are just kidding, I understand it.
Lord MAgus's post was funny. He caled me names, too.
But that was humorous. Spitfire's wasn't. If it makes
anyone feel any better, I'll apologize. I don't need no
flack from the females.


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spitfire421
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 11:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
It would have been one thing if you wrote something funny, but you didn't...but I guess I hit a nerve or something with my first post

Trying to impress me with your words? whatever...being a tough guy LMMFAOATLFDB
My attention span is short this evening and I'm not going to waste my time with a waste of space like you...get in the coffin


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I thought I was the one who struck the nerve.
But as for impressing with my words? HA! Do you think
ANYONE finds the words I used impressive? Well, I do,
but that's just because I impress myself all the time,
among other things ;). Relax, spitfire. I think the flames
are dying now. The vehemence in the posts seems to
have dissipated for the moment. Let's be pals.


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This message was edited by GOD of PHUK on 5-16-01 @ 11:34 PM
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-18-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
By the way, in something like a frigging MESSAGE BOARD,
the only thing that CAN be used to impress is words.
And sig pics, I guess.


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Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-18-2001 @ 10:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I'm a big girl and can handle myself, but it's nice to know that there's people looking out for you and keeping all the perverted assholes away (it's not just the MOD's anyway, there's quite a few guys on here who help us out)


Hey Spit u know im one of em. If i ever see a woman member gettin tooled on by a dickless bastard, i will always step in and backup the woman and help tool on the fucker that is toolin on her. ( i hope that made sense)


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-23-2001 @ 9:45 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Well Laaahhhh Deeeee Fucking Dahhhhh!

Ya know, I go away for a while to take care of business and what do I find when I come back? A miserable low-life, AIDS infected, maggot ridden excuse for a human being, better known as GofP attacking my little sister.

Listen up asshole! Yes, you. Mr. "I was just kidding about the mods". You have done the unspeakable as far as I'm concerned. You broke Grumpy's Rule #1 -

DO NOT DISRESPECT THE LADIES OF THE BOARD!


I had given up enforcing that rule because others have picked up on it and enforce it better than I do, but YOU, my dear dickless retarded friend, have made it personal now. You take the liberty of attacking a very respected member of this board and seem to think she resembles your mother. You know - the cunt. The twat.

I suggest you, no - no - no , I don't suggest. I'm telling you to apologize to SpitFire now, or I will make you sorry you ever stepped foot onto this board. And if you think I'm kidding, I'm not. The attacks you've received pale in comparison to what I'll do to you. I'll make it personal and haunt your ass til you apologize or leave.

I'm giving you one day for an apology to spit. If she doesn't get it, your dead!


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?

The latest member of the Grumpy Household: shyjer.
Any and all complaints should be directed to me.
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 05-23-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well Well Well
God Of Phuk

You have pissed on a bunch of my friends, disrespected a very well thought of lady of this board.

MMMMMM, I think there is going to be trouble in paradse for you my friend.



NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!!

EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END.

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GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-23-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I wasn't aware that Grumpy and others were so
insecure and helpless that they needed everyone else
to get their collective backs! Am I that tough? Heh heh.
As for spitfire, why don't you let HER make a comment?
That issue is either dead or resolved, which Brain so
intelligently pointed out. What's done is done, and
what's said is said. Don't cry because you missed out
on all the action and want to start some new beef.
Trouble in Paradise? Ha ha ha! Wha is so Utopian about
the O&A message board? Retard.


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spitfire421
posted on 05-23-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
COMMENT- You bored me, I wasn't in the mood to fight you then and you're not worth my energy

BUT

if Grumpy wants to fuck with you that's abso-fuckin-lutely fine with me. My big bro is very protective...good luck, he loves new chew toys ;)


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-23-01 @ 1:45 PM
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

As for spitfire, why don't you let HER make a comment? That issue is either dead or resolved, which Brain so intelligently pointed out


Well, my comment was from yesterday, but if yesterday didn't happen, I guess that means the issue isn't resolved... or something like that. :)

In any case, to recap my (deleted) post:
Hey, Grumpster, where ya been hiding? Not that I care very much now that the initial surprise is gone LOL j/k ;)
And I think PHUK has gotten the mesage that we don't fight with the Ladies around here, but if you wanna keep the battle raging on, well who am I to argue?

::Pulls up a chair and grabs an icy-cold beer from the cooler::



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Wha is so Utopian about
the O&A message board? Retard.



Me a retard, hardly, at least I can spell "what". The board is not utopian in any way, if you think it is, you really are a bigger fool than we think you to be. As for us ganging up on you because we think you are "so tough". Guess again, a few of us posters have a certain belief that the woman on this board should not be tooled, abused or disrespected. Spitfire, to the best of my knowledge doesn't deserve it. That is why we are getting our collective backs up.



NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!!

EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END.

E-Mail Me
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hey Grumpy, I found something you might like. I saw an
ad on TV for some kind of spray attachment for a hose
that can pressure-clean your car, house, etc. You know
how your fat, putrid, blob of a mother makes you hoist
her blubbery, gelatinous pubic bulge out of the way to
hose off her cheesy, sagging, distended labia? I figured
the pressure hose might help you knock off most of the
particularly stubborn chunks of cunt rot. And if she
wants you to go spelunking in her slimy canyon to
retrieve your poor ol' dad who fell in there seven years
ago, I recommend Eastern Mountain sports for the
gear. Just make sure you acid-proof your gear. I hear
hear the undulating sores she has in there can burst at
any time, and their pus is pretty corrosive. I suggest,
also, that you free little Billy from your basement. I
mean, I think it's going to take the kid's poor little
browneye a while to close up again, thanks to you, and
you'll be gone for a while. Who's going to feed him
while you're gone? You poor shitstain. I wish you luck,
but if you get lost down there, don't hesitate to go fuck
yourself.



Recently self-appointed to
official bitch-slapper of
Grumpy


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