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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Slacking 13 - Come and Join Americas Disfunctional Workforce | ||||
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| Unicron | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:04 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01  | sorry CLS..i was thirsty and i needed some steak with my eggs. | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: Hosp, we'll be rain free until this afternoon, when it'll start all over again. This is hurricane season and it rains nearly everyday. quote: OAS, you are such a charmer. :) Ladi, I'll bet the red hair looks awesome. Way to go gf! And Spit, I luv the new sig pic!  Escaped from Gilligan's Island | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Thanks Ahlexus.. Gee, is this a record? We were all able to get along for 1 whole day!!! ::roll eyes::  Will the soul survive ultimately Oh, will peace ever be found When I drag my feet on hallowed ground I don't wanna know what the future will hold I don't wanna pray cause I'm lost anyway [Email][email protected]">E-Mail Me | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Drunken Advice Column : Q:Jerry, I was just wondering why the hell liquor stores stopped selling Grain Alcohol ? That was probably the greatest invention in the history of man kind. Grain not only added the special ingredient to make jungle juice a coma inducing elixir, it was great for setting shit on fire, and cleaning flesh wounds received while being a crazy drunk. No party will be the same until it's back on the shelves. A: Where do you live? In some weird square state where it is okay to kiss your cousin where she pees? Grain alcohol, or as it says on the bottles I used to buy 'everclear' is still available in some areas. Now I don't know about your fancy back woods community, but I assure you that somewhere right now a nice upstanding boy is mixing in some of the pure alcohol into the jungle juice in hopes of getting the little girls drunk enough to think he is funny. I remember once in high school a friend of mine tried to drink flaming shots of everclear, damn near burnt his head off, well come to think of it he became a hippie so I guess he would of been better off if he burnt his head off, I hate hippies. ---------------------- Yummy:  Mixed it w/Coke & lime, was good. :) Though dreams can be deceiving | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I see Buttmunch attended the Gilligan school of blank posts. Home of Cow Beer on tap!    o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I think everything was fine until the authority figure showed up. Not a complaint, just an observation. It's like a when you were in detention in high school, if the teacher slips out of the room for a few minutes, even if the people don't get along they have fun. But the second the teacher returns and makes a comment, it's everyone for themselves.  "You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials E-Mail Me Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M. There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat. | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | OAS is the official Viagra supplier of OA.com Slackers everywhere Please return to your regularly scheduled activities E-Mail Me  Don't fear the reaper.... Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Mmm, grain alcohol...when we were in Atlanta, at the festival, they were selling "daquiris" made from some sort of fruit juice, vodka, and grain alcohol= 2 would get you drunk for less than $10 :)quote: Yeah...Fuckin' Hippies!!! Will the soul survive ultimately Oh, will peace ever be found When I drag my feet on hallowed ground I don't wanna know what the future will hold I don't wanna pray cause I'm lost anyway [Email][email protected]">E-Mail Me This message was edited by spitfire421 on 7-24-01 @ 11:17 AM | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Hosp - let me see if I got this straight. You're saying that Buttmunch (or any other mod that pops in here) is the geeky loser substitute teacher with no life and teaches because he has no goals or ambitions so instead he babysits a bunch of snot nosed pot head teens and secretly plots to blow up the school when no one is looking? Did I get that right? Metal - I thought OAS was the official OA.com VIAGRA junkie, not the supplier.  If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny. Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Penne with Spinach, Feta, and Olives Ingredients 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar 3 cloves garlic, crushed 6 cups hot cooked penne (about 12 ounces uncooked tube-shaped pasta) 2 cups chopped spinach 1/4 cup chopped pitted kalamata olives 2 tablespoons capers 3/4 cup (3 ounces) crumbled feta cheese Directions 1 Combine first 3 ingredients in a large bowl. Add pasta, spinach, olives, capers, and cheese; toss well. | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:17 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: This comment is not representative of my personal feelings.  Escaped from Gilligan's Island | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Elitist.  | ||||
| Black Lazerus | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: Must have been Fat tuesdays in the mall great stuff "Yeah I am an asshole!",So what's your problem? 6:15 another chick kicked her out , Spent one minute trying to dig her out, the other 14 tried put it in her mouth. | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | i love alcohol for 2 main resons: 1) it loosens me up so i can actually talk with girls and not be as shy 2) it makes the girls think i'm fuunt, and it makes me look better to them, so i may have a chance at getting laid. It almost worked on sunday, got a girl drunk while watching invasion, but then she had a flash of morality....she gave me fucking hickies though,,,it looks like i was bitten by a toothless vampire..it sucks. | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Gee, thanks Grump for helping me defuse the situation. quote: FU Buttmunch Damn, I'm never going to win. "You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials E-Mail Me Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M. There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat. | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Krebs, a recipe involving spinach? Have you been cheating on the Skipper with Popeye? I guess you really love semen-- er, seaman, don't you? Damn, it really is easy to toss him in the barrel, ain't it? LMMFAO ;)  Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! This message was edited by The Brain on 7-24-01 @ 11:24 AM | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well so much for getting along. Hosp and Gilligan, will you two ever learn. Ahlexus, how about you and I run off and find something interesting to do while these two sibblings sit here and pout for awhile? o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | NO BL...it was in the Renaissance and Bedford Pines Parks at the festival... though too much alcohol also caused me to severely sprain my ankle lol... Greens are much more gooder than beer and other alcohol :) OK, who the hell hacked Maynard's account again!!!!!! :( Will the soul survive ultimately Oh, will peace ever be found When I drag my feet on hallowed ground I don't wanna know what the future will hold I don't wanna pray cause I'm lost anyway [Email][email protected]">E-Mail Me | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Humus 2 tablespoons tahini (sesame paste) 2 cans of pre-cooked chick peas 1 tablespoon crushed garlic 3 ozs. of lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon cumin 3 ozs. virgin olive oil Put all ingredients in blender. Puree til no lumps appear. sprinkle paprika on top and drizzle with more olive oil. Serve with pita bread. If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny. Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Caca??  | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | (Spit, no offense on the hippee thing) "BEER-ME" DIET It seems that a lot of people are dieting recently, trying everything from an all-carbohydrate to an all-protein mix. I have another suggestion, one that has worked through the ages: the "Beer-Me" diet. Personally, I have a "liquid dinner" every time I go to the club on Friday night! FACT: Beer is cheaper than Jenny Craig. Based on these facts, let's run through a given scenario for diet implementation. CAUTION: This is a weekend diet plan, and should be attempted during the work week by only the staunchest of dieters. MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY: Eat junk food, and basically be a slob. FRIDAY: Feeling "huge," swing by the liquor store and stock up. Go to favorite place of beer drinking and begin the consumption process (remember 12 for women, 15 for men). SATURDAY: Wake up (as required) and lounge around all day, feeling slightly smaller after expunging any food that you may have accidentally consumed (particularly if it involved beef jerky from 7-11). Take aspirin. Notice that you have absolutely no interest in food, anyway. SATURDAY (p.m.): Restart cycle, noticing that your appetite has still not returned. Perhaps only meet half of your consumption goal due to an ongoing discussion with "the dog that bit you." This is a good thing, as only half-consumption means less than 1,000 calories for the day, and you still don't feel hungry. SUNDAY (a.m.): Wake up for mandatory sports day. This is a very convenient diet during football season, but it can be successfully implemented year-round. There is some major professional sport being played every day of the year except the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star game (fact-look it up). Consumption on this day should be paced to cover the entire day-you don't want to peak too soon. Again you notice a lack of appetite, and are feeling thinner all the time. Don't forget the aspirin. MONDAY: Return to work, feeling thinner, well rested, and surprisingly mellow. Mark your log book, and begin preparation for the upcoming weekend. Happy dieting! Though dreams can be deceiving | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | LMMFAO - GW, I had the same thought when I read that. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Ingredients: 9 lbs Brit pale ale 1 lb flaked barley 18 oz roast barley 12 oz carapils 1.5 oz No. Brewer hops (60 min) 1 oz East Kent Goldings hops (60 min) First, get the "tang" the way Guinness does: Sour about 24 oz (2 bottles) of stout (pref. Guinness) by leaving it out in a bowl a week or more & then freezing it. While brewing, thaw the sour stout & heat it to 180-190 F for 20 min. Mash-in at 155F, hold for 1 hour, boil 1 hour & 15 minutes. At end boil, add the sour stout. At 70F, pitch 2 packs of Wyeast #1084. A month or so of cold lagering (<40F) after bottling or kegging will help. A certified beer judge could not tell this from bottled Guinness. Though dreams can be deceiving | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | hey ladi - the married old guys of slacker are curious - do you cook and clean naked in your house? If so, need help? If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny. Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Where did that guestion come from Grumpy (& who told you I like old married men ;)) How about you cook, you clean, and I'll just be there, naked :) Though dreams can be deceiving | ||||
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