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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
WNEW's girl- do you think we care about her death?
AFrika
Unicron- suffers an aneurism after seeing a naked woman for the first time, cums over her shirt
Kid Afrika- after years of trying to be a mod at OA.com he set his sights higher, goes to the White House and is shot because he's black.
Adolescent Masturbator (not sure if this was done): Died when trying to lead a violent revolution against the Microsoft Corporation in Seattle



Saturday November 3-CBS: Touched by an ANgel, Baines, Dstrict...NBC: Basketball, National Lampoon's Vacation, SNL: John Goodman/Ja Rule (Yes it's new)...FOX: World Series...ABC: Ransom...UPN:Fargo, 11-1 Nightmare on Elm Street...WB: T2...TNT: 8-10 THE OTHER SISTER ...
Film Report: Don't Say a Word 2/4... 13 Ghosts 1.5/4... The Man Who Wasn't There 3.5/4...Mullholland Drive 4/4

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 11-3-01 @ 12:56 PM
General Woundwort
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

Sephiroth - died today after making one too many Unicron jokes, Unicron decided to commit suicide and take sephiroth with him..... oh yeah Unicron died.



WOW. Who would have thought. I've always thought Seph's end would be Godzilla or Rodan related.

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Luna
....when at 9:30 this Tuesday morning Luna became a good Indian......

FeelMyFunbags
......medical examiners report cause of death to be Silicon Toxicity. Evidentally they were NOT real.



TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
JAMES T. KIRK
Showed up at too many board functions, and was found dead with two hookers and a brick of pot in FN Moron's truck.


500PostsKing
Still living off his $100 million deal on WXRK in the mornings. Wooo hoo hooo!


IP
Committed suicide after having heard that the GNR album would be permently dropped. Followuat commits suicide 6 hours later. IP left her music collection for NJDUDE.


IAMANTHONY
Finally getting his dream date with both Olsen twins, his head explodes when he has to choose which one to fuck first first.


BROTHER JOE
During a performance of "CUNT", Joe doesn't realize he's doing a NOW benefit. He dies amid a flurry of hairy legs, and unshaved armpits, as they pull him limb from limb.






Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Why would you wanna lay on Patty's family



So I Could Have Ants in my Pants silly!

quote:

Here WOULD lie WNEW's Girl....
But she never really had a life anyway.


Considering recent events, this made me fall off my chair laughing.

quote:

After coding the Foundry site for the 100th redesign, Jeff is stabbed to death by his board ex-girlfriends.


Didn't you hear the arguement? ... we never went out....

FoundryMusicJeff died today after a disgruntled chick slit his throat with a broken copy of Denis Leary's No Cure for Cancer...((hoo hoo))


Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
Psycho Bitch
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
AFDude was found dead last night in an alley...No cause of death has been determned, all we know is he was wearing a skirt. Police speculate he was murdered after the Yankees Championship parade by a man thinking he was a hooker. ;)


Love is a temple..... Love the higher law .....You ask me to enter... But then you make me crawl....And I can't be holding on.......To what you got.....When all you got is hurt
There is nothing that competes with habit...And I know it's neither deep nor tragic.....It's simply that you have to have it.
[ÝAIMÝ ] [ÝE-MailÝ]


crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Sephiroth - died today after making one too many Unicron jokes, Unicron decided to commit suicide and take sephiroth with him..... oh yeah Unicron died.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WOW. Who would have thought. I've always thought Seph's end would be Godzilla or Rodan related.
ironic, don't ya think?
quote:

Cranky ass was a victim of a hit and run tonight.

yay :)



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]

This message was edited by crx girl on 11-3-01 @ 3:46 PM
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 4:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
AFDude was found dead today....cause of death is said to be embarrassment....




i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
Psst...I am beginning to become almost positive I am going to get what I want...start shaving your legs, you're getting in a skirt whether you like it or not! :)

USA




HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Damn!! There have been alot of deaths lately... I guess that would make me queen of the OA world.
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!



Here lies NJBytch...bitch-slapped to death by several forum members after the fuggin' newbie had the audacity to declare herself queen. ;)





HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

((try searching for "one eyed monster" in the google image search sometime.))



Couldn't find one in real life? ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before
11. 2. 01.

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 6:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Insert Mod Here

Still not yet Kid. ;)


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
BUTTMUNCH
Died after popping "LONGITUDE", while trying to use a vacuum penis enlarger. His penis was found at three different locations.


JOEY BIG ARMS
After years of steroids, a muscle was thought to be actually found on Joey's arm, but it was due to rigor mortis when they found his body laying in Froy's special CHAIR.


FLOCK OF MOOSEN
Actually was run over by a Flock of Moose. Go figure.


JUST JON
Found strangled with his own pink shirt. See the article in The Advocate.


FINGERBANG, DARX & PR
All died of AIDS. HoJo will be having a candlelight vigil.




TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 12:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I think it was "do me now!!!"




No wonder you died, LMAO!!

Nice job FMFB!!

Kid Afrika- Kid was found dead today. Still not a mod.

Grumpy- The poster known as grumpy was found dead today apprently the victim of his his mom's box. His mom had no comment as she was being used as a poker table. Also still not a mod.



BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
IkeaBoy- died, no big deal, he had nothing else to do with his time.
jimnorton- slipped in a pool of AIDS
vos- dead for years, the Vos we know is really a robot/Weekend at Bernies Vos which is why he never does new material.



Sunday November 4- CBS: The Emmys (Who cares, I'm notgoing to watchi)...NBC: Weakest Link, Uprising...FOX: World Series...ABC: Toy STory 2, Alias...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1...WB: Nikki, Football...Comedy Central: 10- Hefner Roast...USA: 6-10 Casino...

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 11-4-01 @ 1:07 AM
Ferret
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Damn!! There have been alot of deaths lately... I guess that would make me queen of the OA world.



NJBytch was hunted down, kidnapped, thrown into a pool with a great white, and watched as her body spilled all over the dock during a half assed autopsy on a fish after a BAD call back to the Titanic movie.



Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

Sports writer for Foundrymusic. Click here to read my NEW column


slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
A friendly gathering turned ugly over the weekend, leaving one man dead and bystanders in tears. It seems that GonzoStyle blatantly flirted with one man too many as his jealous lover watched. At some point in the evening, things turned ugly and an unidentified bald man, assumed to be the estranged fellow, pulled out a large buttplug and inserted it into Mr. Style's rectum. Squeals of joy turned quickly to screams of horror as Gonzo realized that the utensil was coated with boric acid. He is survived by his twelve adopted Philipino sons. Services will be held at the international headquarters of NAMBLA on Tuesday.



What are you looking at?


AFDude
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

AFDude was found dead last night in an alley...No cause of death has been determned, all we know is he was wearing a skirt. Police speculate he was murdered after the Yankees Championship parade by a man thinking he was a hooker.


All I can say about that is:15-2!!!



15-2!!! I TOLD you they'd lose! HAHAHAHA
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 6:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

All I can say about that is:15-2!!!



Shut up, shut up, shut up.


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before
11. 2. 01.

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 11-04-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
State and local police, as well as friends are all dumbfounded by a missing persons case in New Jersey. Shelle Bink was last seen a couple of days ago, but them mysteriously vanished soon afterwards. After she failed to show up for a number of "dates" men around the area became concerned and phoned the police. Police from the area searched all of her possible hang-outs and the woods, but no traces of the young lady was found. A police spokesman said, "It's really weird. She was here one day and then vanished without a trace the next day. It is almost like someone deleted her life account." While police have no solid leads, an insider to the investigation say police are looking at the background of a easy to anger web designer of a hard to navigate website for questioning about the deletion, um...I mean disappearance.:)



I'm not afraid of anything in this world
There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard
I'm just trying to find A decent melody
A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 8:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
faceman, i nearly spit all over... and what kinda reputation would i have then?!


Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 8:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

i nearly spit all over

I thought you swallowed?



E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm
DX-Bitch
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
FollowThisLogic- Died while after an endless night of tinkering with his computer. While trying to give it "more power" he was electricuted and keeled over on his keyboard.


um.....
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 5:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I thought you swallowed?


always for you baby.


Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
prototype
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 5:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Kid Afrika-Still not a mod.

USA
Bin Laden is a dead man
Free Northern Ireland
Ferret
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Sorry to drag this up again after two weeks, but I had to mourn his death...

Here lies Irish Alkey, who's head recently exploded
quote:

but how do you rationalize someone's thoughts not reflecting on their persona? We act upon what we think. If you aren't acting on what you think, then doesn't that make you a fake person?



No word yet on the location of his ears after the blast.




Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

Sports writer for Foundrymusic. Click here to read my NEW column




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