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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
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quote:

no seriously


Actually, I like what I have up there....except the masturbation part. We all know that's a given.

How about........... Beer is food!

Runs and ducks for cover



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I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

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posted on 08-02-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
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UN-Official Directions to OA.com Softball Game

Ok Boys & Girls…here you go…as descriptive directions as I can give: Damn you Boogaloo.... gimme the right place & I'll post the "new & improved" directions...


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This message was edited by FN Moron on 8-3-01 @ 5:46 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
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quote:

How about........... Beer is food!

Runs and ducks for cover



The smoke has settled you can come out now, i think it's safe.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


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Banana_juice
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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uuughh. I am going to ozzfest that day, and it figures.. i bartend at a restauruant right on the bottom of schooleys mountain road.. so i would have loved to be there, it is so close, but ozzfest has to come first for that day. you guys will like the park. nice trails and nice fields..


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Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
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quote:

nice trails and nice fields

Thats great for the pot smoking hippie;)


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Sephiroth
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
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I dont think I'll be able to make this one. Have fun folks.



Well, it seems like alot of you fucking morons have questions. So, just Email or IM me so i can insult your intelligence.
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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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Anybody know if there is a park there for kids?


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posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
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quote:

Anybody know if there is a park there for kids?

Gonzo can entertain them during the game.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
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I wouldnt let Gonzo near my kids.

There is a temporary restraining order against him for that day.

He has to stay 40 yards from them


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o&aswallow
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:56 PM      
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quote:

I wouldnt let Gonzo near my kids.
There is a temporary restraining order against him for that day.
He has to stay 40 yards from them



40 YARDS? 40 YARDS? THATS IT??? You insensitive, uncarring bastard. Are you nuts? What kind of father are you. All GS needs to do is see your kids and make eye contact with them. Once he catches their stare, he will give them, well you know, that look. They can't resist. They will become mesmorized. Then it will be too late. They will gravitate towards him, and then, oh God, perish the thought.

I'm practicing my your out call. Looking forward to the rematch.


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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 8:03 PM      
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40 yards is the longest I can get without having him aressted.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:20 PM      
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quote:

Tequila Said:

I wouldnt let Gonzo near my kids.



Not even for a status change, ass kiss?


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


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posted on 08-03-2001 @ 2:08 AM      
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well, i might be able to get someone to switch a shift with me, so if all works out well, i'll come down and watch y'all gettin silly with sports. i'll be glad to try to overcome my fear of children and watch the youngens for those of you who think this is a safe environment for a family outing ;)



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Banana_juice
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:16 AM      
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I dont know which part of the park you are playing at, but I do know that one of the areas has a playground for kids. It is not a big one, but there is one.


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hammersavage
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
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waiting for directions with glove in hand.

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posted on 08-03-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
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Lottery Draft will be held towards the end of next week. If you're a new player and dont send in the email, you wont be on the list when we pick.


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posted on 08-03-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Unfortunately I can't make this game. I would love to see the Kid Touchers get their revenge. But alas I will be going out to jersey to record with my band later that week so I really cant afford to put all those miles on my vehicle. Maybe next time. :(



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posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:10 PM      
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GREAT, I rolled my right ankle playing basketball last night :(

It's on ice and the swelling should go down by Saturday - I'll still be there, but I will NEED to have it taped before we play.

slackjaw
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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:19 PM      
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Fear not Mashed, I will be bringing underwrap and tape anyway, gotta keep the champs healthy! :)



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The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open.


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:21 PM      
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hey Froy are you going to post a list of the repeat players?


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posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:23 PM      
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ok, i'm gonna be there (in case the e-mail didn't go thru for some reason). better watch out, i'm playing w/ the paper i work for the nite before, so i'll either be really ready... or really sore ;)


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MashedPotatohead
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posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:24 PM      
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quote:

Fear not Mashed, I will be bringing underwrap and tape anyway, gotta keep the champs healthy!



THANKS BRO - But I will take care of this before I show up, just one of my 'superstitions' before playing ball (I tape my own ankles). Funny, I usually tape up before basketball games, but I was running LATE so I just stretched and entered the game. I landed on someone's foot grabbing a board.

slackjaw
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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:30 PM      
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Completely understood, I am the same way. I pretty much always have tape nearby, but I wear ankle braces now so I don't need the tape so often. Oh, and I was only offering to provide the tape..... who the hell wants to touch your smelly feet? :)





School's out, shouldn't you have a job?

The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open.


Froy
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posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
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Tequila, here was the Salad Tosser roster from the first games. JIf you did come to the first game and are not playing this time around, it is important that you send me an email to let me know.

Buttmunch
Froy
Flock Of Moosen
F N moron
Tequila
zootybang
SnakeBite
Hammer Savage
slackjaw
doc smith
Jennitalia
Cap'n Fudge
Shelle Bink
shyjer
sephiroth
Bangster
ShotGirl
KingF-tard
Mashed Potatohead


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Shelle Bink
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posted on 08-04-2001 @ 1:43 AM      
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To All Of You "Working" Instead of going to the Game... LOSERS!

I'm faking an illness that may cost me my job. It's a sucky job tho.

I just need a ride... anyone willing?

Being SINGLE...
Being FREE...
From All The SHIT...
You've Done To ME




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