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DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
if you or your mate feel like jerking it

Roger, sorry to be so picky, but I thought that girls called it "diddling"???

BTW, I'll bet that woman also consistently tells her husband that she's too tired or has a headache.

quote:
god the chicks on this board RUUUUUUUULLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I second that thought!

DR. Buster Hymen

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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Is it really true that prohibiting partner masturbation will force them to turn to other sources of entertainment such as NASCAR?

You thought that comment would go unnoticed didnt you.

For your infomation its not true because I j/o and watch NASCAR.


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DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
I j/o and watch NASCAR

But the real question is do you JO while watching this (or Rush Hour)??

DR. Buster Hymen
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JIZZSHOOTER
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
hey i jack it every chance i get i don't what anyone says!!!!!!!!!!

DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
hey i jack it every chance i get i don't what anyone says!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Jizz, I know that I'm not the only one who would appreciate it if you would use BOTH HANDS on the keyboard when on OA.com!!! Hopefully, there will be more blood flow to your brain & your posts will make sense!!!

DOC Buster

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This message was edited by DR. Buster Hymen on 9-4-01 @ 10:16 PM
JIZZSHOOTER
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:20 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
sorry doc i should learn to back off a little when i feel light headed

Sluggo667
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I am not allowed to tell anyone. 		posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:27 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Roger, sorry to be so picky, but I thought that girls called it "diddling"???
My wife calls it "Whackin' the Crack"


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WookiePoolParty
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
JO-ing is simply a different experience than sex. Sex is better, but JO-ing is good, too. Even with a constant supply of unlimited sex, there's still a place for a little JO. Same as oral- it's all part of the same sexual big picture. Any piece missing, the picture's not complete.


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I enjoy C&BT		posted on 09-05-2001 @ 12:28 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
And I live and home and he lives in his truck

am i the only one who hears banjo music all of a sudden

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Lgaia
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 1:11 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
If my BF wants some and feels the need to jerk off, he has 100% approval, however, I would rather him come to me and ask me to help...I would LOVE that!!! I'm always ready to go, so theres no reason why I wouldnt help him "diddle" if he asked...I know he still does it, but I guess thats his "personal" time , and thats ok too.



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USA		posted on 09-05-2001 @ 1:31 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:
BTW, I'll bet that woman also consistently tells her husband that she's too tired or has a headache.

If she says that she's full of shit because sex is invigorating, and is also better than Motrin for headaches.

Wanna lick my snowcones?
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 09-05-2001 @ 1:34 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
am i the only one who hears banjo music all of a sudden

LOL :) His roomates moved out and he was doing the shitty homeless schitk for a few weeks. He's living with a friend right now.

As for wholesome? Remember... I'm not originally FROM So. Cal.



Walk it off, deek...

Snoteater
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Here's an idea, if you or your mate feel like jerking it, have sex instead. Too tired? Do it anyway and call it a quickie. Not in the mood? No such thing, once you start, you're in the mood. Nobody should be turned down for sex by their mate.


Unless there is a game of half-life to be played!

(obscure reference)



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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Unless there is a game of half-life to be played!

Nah, maybe EverQrack.


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geedagreek
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i play Tony Hawk 2, that's the only thing i would hold sex off for....
BTW roger, i have no complaints bout my gf, i was just saying i wish more girls were like the girls on this board........

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
i have no complaints bout my gf, i was just saying i wish more girls were like the girls on this board........

I meant "you" in genera, not "you" particularly. Sorry if you thought I was ragging your gf.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
geedagreek
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
nah, rog, i knew you weren't raggin, just makin a point...:-)

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
SonofaDEKE
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
BTW, I'll bet that woman also consistently tells her husband that she's too tired or has a headache.



Try this next time:

A husband emerged from the bathroom

naked and was climbing into bed when

his wife complained, as usual, "I have
*
a headache." *

"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just

in the bathroom powdering my penis

with aspirin. You can take it orally or

as a suppository,...It's up to you.."



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USA		posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Nice SonofaDEKE! Very NICE! :)

Wanna lick my snowcones?
geedagreek
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
nice indeed....::bows::

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!		posted on 09-05-2001 @ 6:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Unless there is a game of half-life to be played!

Why not let her do you while playing half life???






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katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 09-05-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
*wanders out of room muttering to self...* Of course, who am I to talk; my boyfriend has a "Girls are no substitute for a PlayStation" bumper sticker on his truck....



Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand...

DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 8:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
women who don't allow their husbands to masturbate

Actually, guys, how can a woman really prevent this??? Tie their guys up??

And if they try to "cut you off", just tell them that "I am going to have you one way or another; you might as well be there to enjoy it!!!". If they don't come around, you'll at least have a good laugh at how mad they get.(And you still get to JO)

DR. Buster Hymen
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attila
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Contrary to my name, I am a Woman. I have no problems with my men masturbating. I have caught them masturbating and watched them and LOVED IT. I have also mutually masturbated with my exes while we both watched each other.No big deal.Masturbation is normal and I play with myself at least twice a day!

Sweet Merciful Crap!
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 09-05-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
if he lives in his truck j/oing is the least of his problems


Fukin funny!!!



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