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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: women who don't allow their husbands to masturbate???? | ||||
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| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:45 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01  | quote: it's almost a routine like brushing your teeth huh?  | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | What does it mean when you're jerking off and your hand falls asleep?;) | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 4:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | If your doing the Rob Halford Jerk, is it considered cheating??? :) An ex of mine like masterbating so she didn't care if I did. If I caught her I would jump in but I don't know if she ever caught me jerking alone. Adopted by crx girl. I am under her special tutelage. | ||||
| Disturbed G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Pac Man Power Pill Gunner | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | I look at women who don't allow their husbands to masturbate like Beta. They still make you? Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me, but I'm betting that you will. Step up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring. You know it's only the beginning. I'm breaking the limit inside you. Stop begging someone to hide you. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: It means you wake up your other hand and keep on truckin'.  | ||||
| Roger | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Truckin'? "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: There's actually a term that goes along with that.... J/O'ing with your hand after it's fallen asleep is called 'The Stranger' Disturbed - shrink your sig under 500 pixels & cut out at least two lines of that text. See the sig guidelines if you need help.  Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| Disturbed G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Pac Man Power Pill Gunner | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 12:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Might as well do it WHILE you are brushing your teeth. Sounds good to me.
Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 4:29 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | RE: the Stranger. Yeah. It's called the left hand.   Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... | ||||
| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 4:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | This is one of my pet peeves. Listen all you fucking retards out there. You want a miserable relationship, or prefer to end it alltogether? Impose rules on your significant other. I can't think of anything more emasculating than a woman telling a man how he can spend his time...and to be honest with you, I don't think men should do it either. No relationship is worth your personal freedom...I don't care how hot she is, how good she is in bed, or how well she treats you. Compromise yes, I am all about compromising...but if it means sacrificing aspects of your life that you enjoy...like going to strip clubs, renting porn, or masturbating...it's not fucking worth it. DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU. It may seem tolerable...but imagine 20 years from now when she's telling you what clothes to wear to a movie you don't want to see with friends you don't like. I am warning you. Fight for your right to party. Chief Engineer of the Starship Foundry. (NCC 1841-A) Visit FoundryMusic & Chat   | ||||
| NASA | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:49 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | A restrective relationship is worse than the AIDS. If a chick doesn't trust you, there's no point to it. And if having to masturbate is out of your hands (i.e. desperation) and she won't give you any, she's probably not the girl for you. | ||||
| Kim | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 7:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I have no problem at all with my boyfriend masturbating...He's been doing it for years without anyone's permission why should he change now? Women who don't let their men masturbate are insecure and see masturbation as a threat -- they're jealous that their man can take care of themselves if need be. These are the same women who complain and refuse to have sex when their men want it. They are probably the same women who deny that they masturbate... Some women don't understand that men sometimes masturbate to relieve stress -- if only it were that easy for women ;)  Who dares enter the sacred & awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt! | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 9:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: You could not have said it better. My last girlfriend was one of those who did not want me to watch porn, or go to the Gentleman's establishments. I was just misareable becasue she did try to control other aspects of my life. Like telling me what I should ware, spend my monyey, etc. My current girlfriend loves to watch porn with me, and it is great we somtime masterbate togther.  This message was edited by JackDan1974 on 9-7-01 @ 9:54 AM | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 11:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Jeff, I'm just proud you didn't use the word Cunt in that display. Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| PeterDragon | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 12:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I know the thread topic is women who won'tallowtheir husbands to masturbate, but remember what brought this up - Opie & Breuer discussing their "situations" Breuer's is probably most common - not so much his wife won't allow him, as it is she doesn't understand, and think its an insult to her. Many women can't understand why Men like Porno, Like Lesbians but not gay guys, consider j/o'ing to be a separate issue from sex, and possibly (heaven forbid) can't understand why O&A appeal so much to guys. When this is the case the woman isn't being a bitch, just doesn't get it, and discretion is the better part of valor for the guy.  | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 6:18 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: So sad that I was thinking the same thing. I really think the key word is "allow." In the first few months of our relationship, I thought he j/o ed because I wasn't enough for him. But, you know, he's enough for me, and I *STILL* masturbate. It's something that we get used to, and like, and we enjoy it. And I don't think ANYONE has the right o say that you're not allowed to jerk it once in a while JUST because you're married. Honestly, I do it because I don't want to be out having sex with a bunch of guys. I want to put my sexual energy somewhere safe. The same with my boytoy. And if that means personal alone happy time, so be it. What is it with husbands/wives who think that they can control their partner's urges and reactions to those urges? How can you be so arrogant as to restrict your spouse or S.O. from his or her own body? Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 9:44 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Here's a little test. Ask your girl if she likes "The 3 Stooges". If not, chances are she falls into the above category. And Katya, I'm sure your guy would love to join you when you Diddle. Have you asked?? Guys JO because they usually have more sexual energy than the girls. If you have more than than most, I'm sure he'd love to help you burn it off. And if he won't, I'm sure that we could find SOMEONE who will.:) DOC Buster DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 10:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | All these theories why people play with themselves. To relieve stress, too much energy, wives saying NO, girlfriends saying NO, etc... I thought people did it because it feels good. Just that simple | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 3:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Dr. -- Yeah, believe me, we're Ooooookaaay :) There're plenty of things outside of sex that we do together. I mean, my issue is getting pregnant-- Just about anything outside of intercourse if fine with me, anything he asks. In fact, I'm usually the one coming up with new things for us to try. And I would bet my life that he wouldn't just leave me, or cheat on me, because I refused to do something with him. Sound naieve? So be it. But I stand by my man. :) I think that if the idea of your husband or boyfriend j/oing is uncomfortable it's because you've got issues with your own sexuality. I don't get it, you know, I'm a craddle Catholic, I'm into my religion, my spirituality, and yet, sexuality and sensuality don't SCARE me, it doesn't gross me out. *shrug* Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... | ||||
| PeterDragon | posted on 09-10-2001 @ 1:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I know this is turning into "The Thread that wouldn't die", but I couldn't help mentioning that the new HBO show, "The Mind of the Married Man", had a promo where the wife told the lead character that a 40 yr old married man shouldn't be masterbating anymore...... hoo, hoo - their ripping off Breuer's wife. :) | ||||
| Roger | posted on 09-10-2001 @ 4:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I can't stand the 3 Stooges, but I get all the other shit. That's not a good litmus test. I know guys who don't like the 3 Stooges too. I think men hurting eachother isn't funny, doesn't mean I can't find lezbos hot and can't see the reason gay men aren't hot to some people. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 09-10-2001 @ 5:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Aw common Roger, ya gotta like the way Curly would put the moves on the babes? Nyuk, nyuk. :-)  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| attila | posted on 09-10-2001 @ 5:43 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I LOVE the 3 stooges.I also love porn. I have at least 30 tapes of xxx films and I also have plenty of relationship "aides" to help.The last relationship I had was with a guy who didn't masturbate and didn't even like porn. UGH! and he was pressuring me into marriage. Needless to say I got rid of him. Sweet Merciful Crap! | ||||
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