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Roger
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
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These fucking people don't even shower, why the hell do they have these extra washers? Maybe I just answered my own question.
So, ever use a bidet? I haven't, but if there was one in my hotel room, I'd certainly think about trying it.


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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I never even seen a bidet, let alone, use one. Those things scare the crap out of me, I don't need them to spray it out of me.



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This message was edited by QuickStop on 9-4-01 @ 5:38 PM
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
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my uncle has a bidet in his house but i've never used it.My concern is what do you do when your finished washing is there a towel or toilet paper to dry off with.




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Dryblood
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
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never saw, used or wanted to use....its just fucking wierd.




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o&aswallow
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
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Gah Damn foreigners need to discover shower massagers.


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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When I was in Italy & Sicily, they were standard in all the hotels we stayed in, but to put it plainly, it was a bit indimidating looking. I'll just stick to a normal American shower.

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This message was edited by Froy on 9-4-01 @ 5:43 PM
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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I've seen bidets but due to the inbred fear of the fact that it could be improperly sanitized (especially in hotels, you have no idea what goes on), I've never tried it. It really didn't help that the little button/sprinkler that shoots out water was rusty.


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Dryblood
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
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not a prob Froy ill do it tonight :)




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I'd have another cigarette
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geedagreek
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
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i never saw or wanted to use one....not unless there was a hot greek girl to give me a toss afterwards(grkqt????);-p

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
Roger
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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quote:

the little button/sprinkler that shoots out water was rusty


Eeew! I hate when hotel showers have mildew or water stains. If the housekeeping staff cleans everyday, that shit should NOT be there!


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"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
o&aswallow
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:53 PM      
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quote:

If the housekeeping staff cleans everyday, that shit should NOT be there!


So you never saw that 20/20 story where they took a black light into a hotel room? Gah damn, between this and sharks, you'll never travel again....LOL


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:57 PM      
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It goes along the same lines as restaurants. You really do not want to know what is really going on behind the scenes.


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geedagreek
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
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ugh, froy, you dont know..i've worked at a coffee shop(nice way to break the stereotype, huh?) and i cant even tell you the crap they do there..alls i can say is, don't eat the cole slaw.....

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
Roger
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:02 PM      
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quote:

they took a black light into a hotel room


Blood and semen never come off. You can wash it with everything and anything and it'll still be there with a blacklight. I'm saying normal shit like clean the damn shower with some Ajax! I haven't seen a dirty hotel in a while though, not since going Upstate and staying in the only hotel in the area. A girl who went to my school was the maid. No way she cared about making it all clean, she was 21 for fuckssake!


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"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Sloatsburgh
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
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I though bidet were drinking fountains.....







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Froy
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:16 PM      
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I have worked in kitchens for as long as I can remember, and I've seen more disgusting shit than I would have liked to.


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MamA CaZ
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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quote:

When I was in Italy & Sicily,



FROY, ever check out the public bathrooms over by the Vatican?... hehehe just had a hole on the floor & a handle on both sides on the wall (for you to hold onto in *squat* position)
pretty classy...

Just want to make it known i did NOT use these bathrooms... just heard about them & had to see for myself...


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This message was edited by MamA CaZ on 9-4-01 @ 6:22 PM
Froy
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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No, I didn't check out the bathrooms. I was unimpressed with the Vatican City. The most memorable part was my not being allowed entry into St. Peter's Bascillica because I had shorts on. It was the highlight of my day, it was the only time I got to sit down and take a rest.


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NASA
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
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quote:

I though bidet were drinking fountains....
Don't be surprised if when you do drink from a bidet if it tastes like a rusted dirty penny. Just a guess, though.


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MamA CaZ
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
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quote:

The most memorable part was my not being allowed entry into St. Peter's



so i take it you didn't get to see the Sistene Chapel...


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
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quote:

It goes along the same lines as restaurants. You really do not want to know what is really going on behind the scenes.


That reminds me. I read somewhere that they did a sampling of those little mint bowls at the cashier. Like 80% of the ones tested had traces of urine & feces from p[eople not washing their hands after using the bathroom.

Something to think about huh?


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Roger
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:45 PM      
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quote:

Like 80% of the ones tested had traces of urine & feces from p[eople not washing their hands after using the bathroom


See Froy, I'm not the only one who knows about that.
quote:

The most memorable part was my not being allowed entry into St. Peter's Bascillica


Didn't know they had age limits there.



"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Froy
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:49 PM      
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Actually I couldn't get in because I was wearing shorts.

But yes I saw the Sistene Chapel.


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Kid Afrika
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:52 PM      
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quote:

I have worked in kitchens for as long as I can remember


I didn't know you were mexican, froy. :)


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Froy
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:54 PM      
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I cooked and prepped, I didn't wash many dishes.


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