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NortonSucksBad
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:55 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
I am new here, so I dont know if this has been discussed, but Norton sucks. Ever since he has been showing up just about everyday I have been tuning out. Why is he there every day? He has outstayed his welcome and he should fuck off because he is not funny. Anyone agree...?

Norton is not funny. Why is he on the show?
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:22 AM      
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you're probably just here to raise attention, look how wacky I am, I know what people feel, let me get peopel to tool on me so i get attention.



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NortonSucksBad
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
No, I really just tink that Norton is not funny.
He is like The Amazing Jonathan not funny.
He fuckin sucks.
He is riding on the coat tails of O&A...
He Sucks

Norton is not funny. Why is he on the show?
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:35 AM      
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Fuck you, the Amazing Jonathan is hilarious.



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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:07 AM      
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Wow, maybe I'm not the worst poster on this board.

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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:13 AM      
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if he outstayed his welcome, the boys would have let him know, you stupid d double e k DEEK


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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
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quote:

Norton Sucks so bad


I'm not an english teacher, but if Norton Sucks "Bad" does that not mean that he is bad at sucking, hence he does not suck? The only thing that sucks around here is the fact that your father was too fucking lazy to pull out.

YerMomsBox
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'm going to have to disagree with you about the Amazing Jonathan. I think he's pretty funny.

Norton, on the other hand, gets on my nerves after a while. He's funny as a guest here and there, but when he's on every day I start thinking he's a one-trick-pony.

Josh

disgustip8ed
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Norton is still good for the show. Hell, yesterday he was on fire. Its always funny when Norton makes fun of dissabled people.


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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
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That trick that the Amazing Jonathan does with making the cocaine disappear....

that was cool.

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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Yeah, if only Norton could learn to do that drinking Windex trick...


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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
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I don't think you really needed to post this thread. I think we could of pick up that you did like Norton by you name "NortonSucksBad." Was Drudge Jr taken?


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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

Wow, maybe I'm not the worst poster on this board.


No. That job belongs to Armymadd. ;)

To Norton sucking. No he doesn't. He will be on the show whenever he wants, because O & A love having him there and the majority of the fans do too. It's losers like you who have to dig to deep into the situation. He is not riding coat tails, or anythong else you may think. I believe he loves coming on the show and the boys love having him there. He makes it alot easier for them to do a show. I don't know about everybody else, but I have already accepted him as an everyday part of the show.

This has been my daily reply to a Jim Norton thread.

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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

Anyone agree...?


No, stupid

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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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Allow me to sum this up...

Norton = Funny. :)




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NortonSucksBad
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:33 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
I don't see how anyone can think he is funny. He looks like Joe C, and hopefully he will have the same fate. I don't think O&A want him there all the time, but they don't want to insult him by asking him not to show up. Norton is like the annoying friend nobody wants to hang out with, but you feel bad ditching him. Norton is about as comical as a Family Circus comic...no nevermind, he is not even close Family Circus actually makes me laugh. Fuck You Norton.

Norton is not funny. Why is he on the show?
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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:39 AM      
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quote:

Family Circus actually makes me laugh.



Howdy Faggot



"Ya know, Repossessing things is the hardest part of my job."
NortonSucksBad
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:41 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
I was using that as an example to how un-funny Norton is I don't actual read or like Family Circus...I love spelling things out for morons like you...no wonder you think Norton is funny. That is making fun of you in case you weren't able to tell.

Norton is not funny. Why is he on the show?

This message was edited by NortonSucksBad on 11-9-01 @ 2:45 AM
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Being a Minor is a Threat
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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:45 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I don't actual read or like Family Circus...I love spelling things out for morons like you



Yea, but it helps if you spell things correctly. And don't backpeddle. You admitted you liked Family Circus. FAGGOT!



"Ya know, Repossessing things is the hardest part of my job."
NortonSucksBad
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:53 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
Wow a typo, you are really quick picking up on that. You must be a rocket scientist...right? I am not even going to bother with trash like you because I can just imagine the person you are...for some reason a trailer keeps popping up into my head...well anyway....Good job with the spell check. Your mother must be proud of the person you are. (I am leaving this open to you so you can comeback with the best "your momma" joke you can think of.)
Does it hurt to be so smart?

Norton is not funny. Why is he on the show?
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 3:07 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Actually you are right, this one is kind of funny:





"Ya know, Repossessing things is the hardest part of my job."
NortonSucksBad
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 3:10 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
Norton wishes he had the comedic sense of Bill Keane.....a B Take away, oh that Billiy...

Norton is not funny. Why is he on the show?


This message was edited by NortonSucksBad on 11-9-01 @ 3:13 AM
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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:00 AM      
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don't ya love it when people join the board just so they can make a post, and then they just wait for someone to make any kind of disagreement and boom, he's all over them.

i like my version of english.



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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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nsb,have you ever seen norton live? he's one of the funniest comics out there. as for him being the friend that you don't want around, if o&a didn't want him in there, they would tell him-they don't care!!

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