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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Favorite Norton Quotes? | ||||
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| Spitfire5151 | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 3:57 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02  | Just post some of your favorite quotes from that swell guy Jim Norton. One of mine has to be... "All I care about is my mule and juice flowing through it!" Brandon R. www.loudside.com www.totalassault.com | ||||
| sxy grl | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 4:04 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02 | "What a zilch" | ||||
| ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 4:51 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | "I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS & crack your head open" TDDB  | ||||
| Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 4:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | I hope you get killed by a drunk driver on the way to your kids' wedding. As for Norton quotes, I'm not sure. There are just so many to choose from
2002 Crack Committee Objectives: | ||||
| pnigga well...I feel like an ass now "wading in the genetic pool of vomit" | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:03 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | "...that's the beauty of having your hair grabbed and taking it all over the face." "I'll give you disrespect...the way I treat women. It's horrible. Suck, and get out of the car." "I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids." --------------------------------------------------  | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | "You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell". "I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire".  | ||||
| LesionHead | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 6:11 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | "I don't pull out because...it's not my problem." and about 4,00 more. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 6:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | "I won't be here tomorrow" | ||||
| Fast Freddy Voted Most Likey to The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me. Flock wins! | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 9:42 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | RE: Mike OBrien Youre 54 years old and have been a faggot your entire life! Youre a 54 year old BORE! ahh that lil jimmy needs a tussle Eat that snatch faggot! | ||||
| I swear it was this big Tussle King | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 9:45 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Anything he says. ___________________________________________________________________ I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list. | ||||
| BallsackTeabagger | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 9:47 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | "Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades" "I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated" This message was edited by BallsackTeabagger on 4-26-02 @ 9:49 AM | ||||
| CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god. | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 9:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | To Sandy Kane, "Your body belongs in a bicycle basket in front of the moon."
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| megann | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 11:26 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02 | "I STINK!" | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 11:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | "I'm a meaty breasted little nothing" "Huddla Huddla" "Crinkle Crinkle"  | ||||
| Syndrummer LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!! | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 1:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Its not rape if she blinks twice for yes. | ||||
| nortontinkletrain | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 1:20 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | "i dont want it to taste like a dackery, sometimes u wanna hear..gulp...wwwwhy (crying)" to any guest who plugs (except for ozzy) "can u order your product from eatabullet.com?" "that looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood" on why porn stars cant act "i wanna know the correlation between an uncle's finger and bad acting" "yellow discipline" when kelly ripa was laughing at walter he said "as u were doin that he just murdered a hooker w a spade shovel" "its not gay if u dont make eye contact" when some1 said they have everything in chinatown lil' jimmy said "i know what they dont have, a nice supple heine" NORTON RULES OZZY RULES | ||||
| tm101696 | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 1:59 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | The funniest Norton Clip... "Awful Awful..." Before he can say anything else, someone beats him to death with an aluminum basball bat! RFLMAO | ||||
| Mayor of Sloatsburg | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 2:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | To a retarded chick: "Take it all in or you won't see Santa this year." "You HOLE . . . " "I'm not a moron; I'm a comedian. There's a difference." -- Dice, 04/24/2002 | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 2:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I was looking at www.eatabullet.com and I happened to come across this quote which was really funny.quote: | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 2:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | It's not rape if she blinks twice for yes. It's not rape-- it's surprise sex.  Visit this Website | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 3:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | "Ehhhhhhck" | ||||
| JayMohrMassage | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 3:50 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | Drink a glass of AIDS. BE MORE FUNNY! | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 3:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | "Theres a trenchcoat and a tragedy in your future." GREAT fucking line.  Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM | E-mail | ||||
| ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 4:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | To Sandy Kane: "The last time you stripped for money, Roy Campanella still had legs" TDDB | ||||
| nimr0d44 | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 11:03 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | On the Olympics: "You know what would be a good olympic sport? Get a water buffalo and put him on skates, and tie him to Christopher Reeves, and watch it smash him into all the boards..........And not to wheelchair either, to his dumb legs" (might not be 100% accurate, but thats what he said)  "I'd like to see someone lose all their money on a game show and throw a bagful of prostate cancer on the host." - Jim Norton | ||||
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