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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 6:57 PM      
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The only thing I could come up with is:

For them to strip her naked, rub feces on her, shove a broom handle up her ass and throw her in a dumpster outside the studio.

If she does this, than I think she can stay. Anyone else have any ideas.

diceisgod
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:00 PM      
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She could shoot herself and then the boys could have her stuffed and placed in the studio.


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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:03 PM      
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Roger
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
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quote:

have her stuffed and placed in the studio


Mummify her so no~one has to actually see what she looks like.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
"French, gay, whatever," Anthony said.
Ferret
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:14 PM      
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quote:

Mummify her so no~one has to actually see what she looks like.




Yes, but you can't hide fat through the bandages




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njstrawberry
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:16 PM      
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She could hang herself upside down like a goat in a cult ritual and slash her own throat...on pay per view of course. ;)



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Roger
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:18 PM      
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We could wrap her up first and let her die of starvation. But that would take too long. She could live off her fat rolls til dooms day. "hi, how are ya guys? When're you gonna let me out?" Years of torture.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
"French, gay, whatever," Anthony said.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:28 PM      
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quote:

Yes, but you can't hide fat through the bandages

So they could liposuction all the fat out of her and trick Japan into buying it.

And then use her skin for a throw rug.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Yankee Bleacher Anthony
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:31 PM      
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Here is the idea I sent to Rick

"Not that I wanna see this but here is my idea...Take a kiddie pool, fill it with apples, put a rubber pig nose on lady Di and make her bob for apples while she gets railed from behind....the catch would be to fill the pool with gross items...with the pig nose and the grotesque items I think the bit would work..If she cant pick out a certain number of apples in a certain amount of time she is off the show!! ...Thanks,Bleacher Anthony"
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
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And are you volunteering to be the unfortunate S.O.B. who's railing her from behind, hm?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Roger
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
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Again Brain, keep your wet dreams to yourself! ;) ;)


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
"French, gay, whatever," Anthony said.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:51 PM      
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EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

My eyes... they're burning... God, make it stop. Please.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-5-02 @ 7:52 PM
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:53 PM      
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Kill Patty.



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Roger
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:53 PM      
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mmm, Di's cheesy white ass pushing back on Bleacher Anthony..mmm.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
"French, gay, whatever," Anthony said.
njstrawberry
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
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Oh stop, you're gonna make me cum.



People like you have made me jaded.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
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quote:

mmm, Di's cheesy white ass pushing back on Bleacher Anthony..mmm.

[George C. Scott] Turn it off... turn it off... TURN IT OFF!!11 [/George C. Scott] :eek:

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Yankee Bleacher Anthony
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
She hinted that she was gonna have some dude bang her...whoever it is(godbless the poor soul) is the person Im referring to...By the way the disgusting pool and the pig nose would make for a good bit in my opinion.
TeenWeek
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:28 PM      
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I still like my idea of rubbing feces on her and fucking her with a broomstick. Having Norton urinate on her would be good too. Kind of like bringing the 2 best ideas I ever heard of with the tawana Brawley or abner louima incident.

Evil Dead Ash
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:51 PM      
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Beastiality?Oh wait she is an animal so that wouldn't count

CrinkleCrinkleVictim
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 9:11 PM      
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I think they should make her swim home with rest of the pack of Orcas.

Fast Freddy
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 9:25 PM      
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She could let the boys videotape her after seh eats a hanful of good acid! Now that would be entertaining! They could leave random dangerous items for them to trip out on like, razorblades, corrosive acid, a gun, etc etc



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Kid Icarus
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 1:02 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
Instead of torturing her they should make her do something that will benefit the show. How about getting her into a Yankees game or maybe even a Nets game and paint WOW real big on her back. Then have her run out and do a bellyflop right on Half Court.

Probably impossible but imagine the attention and press it would bring to the show.

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Turk408
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 1:14 AM      
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Not to spoil the fun here and be a party pooper, and teh unfunny...but why would you want this walking waste of protoplasm to stay with the show in the first place?? Her voice causes seizures and the sight of her makes even those with the strongest of constitutions wanna hurl. Apologies for roooooning it.

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DoubleShot
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 2:46 AM      
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quote:

Beastiality?Oh wait she is an animal so that wouldn't count


The only beastiality would be for the poor soul who is railing her.

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posted on 06-06-2002 @ 2:50 AM      
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I think the only way is if she finds a way to turn herself into a pickled punk.




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