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jsb6400
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Like all contests...start slow and finish strong. Thank god for 2 of NY's entries, but God Blessed Texas!

Top 5 (no particular order)
1) 21
2) 27
3) 43
4) 44
5) 48

:eek: ;) :) :-D :-p

Bottle of red,
Bottle of white,
Whatever kind of mood you're in tonight!
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 11:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Are they serious that they are waiting for a hundred contestants. This could go on for months.

Monocracy
I watch Courtroom Dramas so I am TEH L33T COPYRIET LAWEYR!!!11
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
Philly submitted another transvestite ... Daisy was definitely born a man.
czo
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Finally columbus comes up with some good contestants and they blind them with the flash. I think a couple of them are "sistas", but I can't be sure.

JerseyTeabagger
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
Andy #50 from Chicago is awesome with a perfect bod.

She looks a tad underaged with those baby teeth, and that's pretty hot.
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 7:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
#55 Liza K has the best tits ever. Dare I say it, they look natural and just...perfect.

Let's try a new sig
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I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!
cronox2
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
man this contest is a joke...

anyway i still love #14's Lucsious lucsious boobs

and don't bother correcting me on spelling i know im a moron!


by the way does anyone know a good free image hosting site?




Ignorance is absolute bliss that's what i say!



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This message was edited by cronox2 on 6-28-02 @ 8:06 PM
Sweet_Angel_14
posted on 06-29-2002 @ 9:42 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
Hey everyone, this is April again. This time I finally got my own name. Thanxz for the complament Cronox. BTW...what the hell is with all the fake boobs from dallas???

Daisy_Mae
posted on 06-29-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

Philly submitted another transvestite ... Daisy was definitely born a man.



MONOCRACY: You sure are a sweet talker! You must be a real hit with all the ladies ;)

And no, Mono, I was not born a man, thank you very much. I'm just an O and A fan who had the guts to have her picture publicly portrayed.

Since you're so critical of my appearance, perhaps you'd like to post a picture of yourself on this board so we can all see how handsome you are? Hmmmm...

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-29-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I'm shocked it took this long.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Evil Erik
Status free and disease-riddled
posted on 06-29-2002 @ 7:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Columbus definalty made up for their first few contestants. Liza K, Macy, and Kaitlynn are all beautiful.

vrillusions
posted on 06-29-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
omg, 59!!!! great tits AND red hair *drools*

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 06-29-2002 @ 10:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

omg, 59!!!! great tits AND red hair *drools*




Hey, 59...

How are ya'?

quote:

Since you're so critical of my appearance, perhaps you'd like to post a picture of yourself on this board so we can all see how handsome you are? Hmmmm...


Fuck off, slob.









WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Daisy_Mae
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 5:01 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

quote:

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Since you're so critical of my appearance, perhaps you'd like to post a picture of yourself on this board so we can all see how handsome you are? Hmmmm...
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Fuck off, slob.



So, Alkey, did you stay up all night thinking up that brilliant response, or did it finally come to you around 2:30??

No, really, "Fuck you slob", that's just so witty! Why don't you give us some more of these comedic gems, while you're on such a roll!

Please, we'll wait! Let us witness more of your genius! After all, if you have over 5,000 posts, sooner or later, one of them's gotta be funny! Law of averages has to catch up with you at some point
:rolleyes:

This message was edited by Daisy_Mae on 6-30-02 @ 8:54 AM
Daisy_Mae
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 5:21 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
I just thought since Monocracy made a totally unprovoked cheap shot at me, it was only fair if he showed me a picture of himself. But I was able to find one myself...

MONOCRACY'S PHOTO:



LOOKING GOOD, MONOCRACY :-D

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 11:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

So, Alkey, did you stay up all night thinking up that brilliant response, or did it finally come to you around 2:30??



I don't think he thought about it at all.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
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posted on 06-30-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
contestants shouldnt be making names to rally support. if you're a disgusting slob i dont care how much you post you're not gonna get voted for.




FUCK YOU ALL. DIE.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
What if you're not a disgusting slob, and you post a lot a lot a lot of times?

btw: YOUR SPOON IS TOO BIG!!!!11
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!1



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 12:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
if you're hot feel free to post until your fingers bleed.




FUCK YOU ALL. DIE.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
Daisy_Mae
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

contestants shouldnt be making names to rally support. if you're a disgusting slob i dont care how much you post you're not gonna get voted for.



HYBRID: My posts had nothing to do with rallying support or getting votes (which would be really stupid since voting hasn't even started yet). Monocracy said I was a man in drag, so I was RESPONDING to him. IrishAlkey called me a slob, so I was RESPONDING to him. I've been a lurker on this board for a whil, but when I saw Monocracy's nasty comment about me, I decided it was time to register.

I guess by your logic, it was okay for Monocracy to make a totally mean-spirited cheap shot at me when I never did anything to him, but when I gave it back to him, I was in the wrong. Makes sense to me...

And for the record, I entered the contest to support the Opie and Anthony show, not because I have any illusions that I'm going to win. I'll freely admit that there are girls in the contest much prettier than me in the contest. Heck, if voting started today, I'd be voting for April...

I'll also go on record as saying that if the signature pictures are of them, there are girls on this message board much prettier than me. If I were in a contest against Milfa, Silera, Shelle, I have no doubt I would come in last. I was supporting O and A, and I enjoyed doing it. End of story.

So instead of snapping at me for having the audacity to DEFEND myself, why don't you look a little closer at who you're defending. Thank you :-p

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
[cartman]WHOA! calm down hoe![/cartman]
i didnt name anybody, so dont get your nipples in a twist. if you were around for the last contest you would have seen how many of the contestants registered just to get votes and then never posted again. :)




FUCK YOU ALL. DIE.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!


This message was edited by HyBriD on 6-30-02 @ 1:13 PM
Daisy_Mae
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

[cartman]WHOA! calm down hoe![/cartman]




Okay, I'll calm down, but only because I find the Cartman voice sexy :-D

quote:


i didnt name anybody, so dont get your nipples in a twist.




Why, are you offering to twist them for me? ;)

quote:

if you were around for the last contest you would have seen how many of the contestants registered just to get votes and then never posted again.




I wasn't in the Naughty Nightie contest, but as I said, I've been viewing this board for a while, so I know what you're talking about. But as I said, I'm not trying to get votes, I really couldn't care less if I win, and I don't expect to win. I was just supporting the O and A show. I think they're extremely entertaining, and I think their type of show is the radio of the future.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 06-30-2002 @ 6:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Law of averages has to catch up with you at some point



Following the law of averages, in twenty years saline will have seeped into your bloodstream and your breasts will have become as hard as rocks.

Don't bother asking... I didn't think very hard to come up with this "witty" reply either.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

PeterDragon
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 9:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Finally columbus comes up with some good contestants and they blind them with the flash


That's exactly what I was thinking. They have some strong contestants, but they get 2 or 3 pics with lighting way off.

Maybe Mr. Rick needs to take a trip to Columbus for re-shoots.


2002 Crack Committee Objectives: (modified version)(You gotta try and believe....)
1.Hate the Braves with PASSION and extreme prejudice
1a. Try and go a week without having to punch a wall in frustration after watching the Mets play
2. 90 Wins and somehow get the Mets into playoffs this year
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
3a.Have team understand it is OK to get a hit with runners on base.
4. Mets win World Series (after divine intervention)
Daisy_Mae
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 3:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:


I didn't think



Now there's the most unnecessary thing you'll ever say


quote:

in twenty years saline will have seeped into your bloodstream and your breasts will have become as hard as rocks.



YOU ARE TEH UNFUNNY!! And how dare you make fun of my breasts. I paid good money for them, after all! ;)

I don't know why you seem to think you're entitled to be mad at me. I said something to Monocracy, and out of the blue, you hurl an insult at me. Then when I give it back to you, you get bitchy. If you don't want me snapping at you, don't snap at me first. Simple as that.

And before the little baby-factory starts with her attempts at insulting me, let me state this again. I only registered to RESPOND to Monocracy.
Unless I paid Monocracy to insult me so I had an excuse to post, your theory that I'm trying to win votes makes no sense. Plus, if I were trying to win votes, wouldn't I be acting friendly trying to win people over, instead of lashing out at the people who lash out at me?

Why don't you do something more constructive like pay attention to your kids instead of judging me? Thank you.



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