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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:



As a mom, I think it's my duty to tell you that if you keep rolling your eyes like that, they're going to get stuck.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Daisy_Mae
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
ALKEY: Kewl effects with the lighting there. Did you know if I aim a flashlight the right way, my boobs glow in the dark? ;)

SILERA:
As a mom, I think it's my duty to tell you that if you keep rolling your eyes like that, they're going to get stuck.

Why... why didn't you warn me sooner??? I'm trying to post, and all I can see is the fuckin' ceiling

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 6:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Did you know if I aim a flashlight the right way, my boobs glow in the dark?


If I focus the flashlight directly on my boobs, and distribute binoculars, you sort of can see them.

Sort of.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Daisy_Mae
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 6:06 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

If I focus the flashlight directly on my boobs, and distribute binoculars, you sort of can see them.

Sort of.




Don't be so hard on yourself, at least your boobies are the real thing.

Do you know how embarassing it is for me since the surgery to be so afraid of candles?!?

NOOOO!!! THEY'RE MELTING!!!! ALL THAT MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN!!!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 07-01-2002 @ 6:15 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
If I aim a flashlight at my cock, people laugh.

I shouldn't have typed that...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 6:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Do you know how embarassing it is for me since the surgery to be so afraid of candles?!?

NOOOO!!! THEY'RE MELTING!!!! ALL THAT MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN!!!

Are you talking about your nose?



pnigga
well...I feel like an ass now
"wading in the genetic pool of vomit"
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
say what you will, but as far as I'm concerned Silera looks better than any of the women entered in this awful contest.

perhaps we should get a message board-gals-only version of this contest going.

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This message was edited by pnigga on 7-1-02 @ 7:21 AM
Daisy_Mae
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 8:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

say what you will, but as far as I'm concerned Silera looks better than any of the women entered in this awful contest.




Hell, I'm in this awful contest, and I agree with you.

quote:


perhaps we should get a message board-gals-only version of this contest going.




I keep saying that the women on this board should enter the contest. I'm a hetero girl, but when I see that sig pic of Milfa's ass, even I get turned on!! Now I have questions about myself...

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Let it go with dignity, pride even.



when did he have dignity?





weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
pnigga
well...I feel like an ass now
"wading in the genetic pool of vomit"
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

but when I see that sig pic of Milfa's ass, even I get turned on!!


welcome to the club.

I think I'm going to work on getting a message board WOW contest going. Time to round up the usual suspects.

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JGNYC
Mirc's Dalnet #opieanthony
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Is anyone else really into Contestant #55 from Columbus? I am surprised they haven't really mentioned her on the air. I think she is perfect. She's got my vote. :-D



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PlasticMan
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posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I'll refer you to my earlier comments, made before all the hubub surrounding the she-male, Daisy, began.
quote:

#55 Liza K has the best tits ever.



Let's try a new sig
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I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!
Evil Erik
Status free and disease-riddled
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Kati with the slutty schoolgirl outfit is really hot, despite the fakeness to her look. And yes, Liza K is rape-worthy.

Still waititng for some board representation from our usual ladies here.

britneyshymen
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 8:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
Philly girls belong to philly. So what if they come up to ny to meet the boys. They are philly girls and good or bad they belong to us. Get away from our women NY.
TheJays
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Proud To Be An American
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 8:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Kati with the slutty schoolgirl outfit is really hot, despite the fakeness to her look.



[Austin Powers] She's a man, baby! [/Austin Powers]

This is a Wu-banger 2001 off da hook gorilla anthem. This DJ K-Ray, from round the way, and I'll slap the shit out of any of you dj's who front on this shit.




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
Redhead Lover
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Some message board members who should definitely join the WOW contest:

Milfa

WNEWS Girl

Milfa

Joey1120

Milfa

Shelle Bink

Milfa

Katylina

Milfa

Silera

Milfa

I know there's more, but unfortunately, the medication I'm on to stop the voices in my head screws up my short-term memory.

By the way, Milfa should really join the Best WOW contest...


"No longer will I be Homer J. Simpson!
From now on, I'm Homer JAY Simpson!" - Homer Simpson
PlasticMan
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Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

She's a man, baby!


I couldn't agree more.

Let's try a new sig
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I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!
wtf
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 3:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

mama, i want ninny


ok, maybe not.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Some message board members who should definitely join the WOW contest:

Milfa

WNEWS Girl

Milfa

Joey1120

Milfa

Shelle Bink

Milfa

Katylina

Milfa

Silera

Milfa




Gee thanks, I'm only second to last on that list. :(



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.

JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
JGNYC
Mirc's Dalnet #opieanthony
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
[Garrett] Brought to you by the Doctors of the WOW Institute [/Garrett]

Thats hilarious. :-D



Can I help you? E-mail me.

#OpieAnthony on Dalnet



This message was edited by JGNYC on 7-2-02 @ 4:06 PM

Redhead Lover
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 4:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Gee thanks, I'm only second to last on that list.



Nothing personal, Silera. Your name only appeared later because I had to go back down the thread to look it up since I couldn't remember how it was spelled.

I told you this medication affects my memory. But at least I don't hear the voices any more... And neither do I!

(Laughs maniacally for no apparent reason)


"No longer will I be Homer J. Simpson!
From now on, I'm Homer JAY Simpson!" - Homer Simpson
JGNYC
Mirc's Dalnet #opieanthony
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 5:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
To #67:

[Chris Farley] What were you thinking? [/Chris Farley]



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This message was edited by JGNYC on 7-2-02 @ 5:08 PM

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posted on 07-02-2002 @ 5:14 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I think that more pregnant women should enter. Yeah, that's always appealing to look at.




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee ObJectives:
1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Break at least one knuckle by October
3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win by 10+ runs once this season

PlasticMan
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posted on 07-02-2002 @ 6:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Girls, here is a perfect example of the possible negative results of breast enhancement surgery. Natural = More Gooder.


Let's try a new sig
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I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!
czo
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

To #67:

[Chris Farley] What were you thinking? [/Chris Farley]



To #68

[Chris Farley] Hey sis! [Chris Farley]



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