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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: What's this "two fist test"?
miked
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 12:00 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02
I kept hearing them refer to it today, and I can kind of figure it out. But who brought it up and in what context?

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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 12:06 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Guy called in, I believe in defense of a WOW contestant, and challenged Opie to a contest of who was better endowed. The guy claimed he can fit two fists around said endowment.

Poor parenting and poor education leads to Mets fans. Please help.



"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
jmoore
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
The boyfriend of one of the contestants that was kicked out for breaking the rules (by being ugly) tried to defend her honor by challenging Opie to a contest of "Who's Hog is Bigger". When Opie asked the guy if he was packing the caller made use of a very handy measurement system: he claimed he could wrap two fists around it and still see some of the top.


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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
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Shove both your fists up your ass.

If you don't bleed, you're gay.






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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 12:14 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

If you don't bleed, you're gay.




If you bleed, you're bisexual.

Poor parenting and poor education leads to Mets fans. Please help.



"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 12:25 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
It's a stupid test, since some guys have bigger hands than others.



Thank you Austin!
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 12:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Shove both your fists up your ass.

If you don't bleed, you're gay.
Jeez Alkey, why must everything always be about you? :-D
quote:

It's a stupid test, since some guys have bigger hands than others.
To correct for that, each man must also measure the other.





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This message was edited by Kramden's Delicious Marshall on 7-11-02 @ 1:28 AM
IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 12:42 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

To correct for that, each man must also measure the other.




I call Ants.






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 1:08 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I call Ants.
I'm changing my number.



Thank you Austin!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 1:10 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'm changing my number.





At least twenty girls will cry tonight when they hear: "doo dee doo... the number you are trying to reach has been disconnected... doo dee doo."






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 1:16 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

At least twenty girls will cry tonight when they hear: "doo dee doo... the number you are trying to reach has been disconnected... doo dee doo."
"I don't usually change my number, but..."



Thank you Austin!
jmoore
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 2:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:

It's a stupid test, since some guys have bigger hands than others.



To remove any bias due to hand size they would have to perform the test on each other and then average the results.

That's what we do anyway.


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TeenWeek
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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 7:01 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

It's a stupid test, since some guys have bigger hands than others


I bet Vos can get at least 3 fists with his small little hands.

MartinFa
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 9:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

It's a stupid test, since some guys have bigger hands than others.


I think most are a two fist length + and I think if the Guy said he was like 7 1/2" long he has tiny hands for a 6' tall guy. at 5'7" I'm packing that so no big deal.

The big question is what is the girth?? The way I understand it you can be 8" long and if your hung like a pinky finger you might as well go shoot yourself.

Well ladies is this true???

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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 10:26 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
Just incase you were wondering, the WOW contestant that the guy called up to defend, was contestant #35, Jennifer. [Norton]She really is awful[/Norton]




That's what I love about fucking sheep, "No" means No, but "BAAH" can mean anything...
Grumpy
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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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quote:

The Spastic Retards Status Reads as follows:
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And yet the dumbfuck asslicker still wants to put all the little cutsie-tootsie faggit ass little smiley shits cuz he thinks it's soooooooooo fucking coool....

You know what's uglier than #35 dick-for-brains? You after the mods get through with you. And when they're done with you, I'm gonna bring wilbur over and let him assfuck you til you love him. How does that sound numbnuts? Sound like a plan.

I bet your really into anime and stupid shit like that too? Pathetic little piece of rotten meatflap ooze.

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH......I hate these fuckin retards.


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 6:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I miss Grumpy.

I really do.

(soon to come, the Buttmunch "I miss you list".)

So sad. So, so very sad.




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posted on 07-11-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
quote:

And yet the dumbfuck asslicker still wants to put all the little cutsie-tootsie faggit ass little smiley shits cuz he thinks it's soooooooooo fucking coool....

You know what's uglier than #35 dick-for-brains? You after the mods get through with you. And when they're done with you, I'm gonna bring wilbur over and let him assfuck you til you love him. How does that sound numbnuts? Sound like a plan.

I bet your really into anime and stupid shit like that too? Pathetic little piece of rotten meatflap ooze.

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH......I hate these fuckin retards.


Hahaha, your such a loser dude.


That's what I love about fucking sheep, "No" means No, but "BAAH" can mean anything...
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 6:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, RAD, maybe you didn't notice my fondness for Grumpy. He is truly a legend around these parts.

Mind you, I have nothing personally against you, and I wish you happiness on this site. However, please, please, please, if you are going to attack someone, please take a moment to contemplate your actions.

You cannot win here. Absolutely no possibility. OK?

Let it go.

Grumpy, be nice.






Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
IAmMighty
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 12:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Does Norton measure with young, tusselable, little boy fists? :eek: Ding, Ding, Ding :eek:


"It's raining in story land...
...stuck in the pages so long"-King's X
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 07-12-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Grumpy, be nice.




Don't listen to BM.

He's delusional.

Be mean.






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JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!

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posted on 07-12-2002 @ 10:30 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
Alright, that's cool.



That's what I love about fucking sheep, "No" means No, but "BAAH" can mean anything...
Grumpy
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posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:01 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

maybe you didn't notice my fondness for Grumpy.

I hope you mean that in a non-sexual way, cuz you know I won't take you back....
quote:

He is truly a legend around these parts.


Only in my own mind.....

and do I HAVE TO be nice? This nicey-nice shit is killing me and wilbur is getting antsy for fresh chew toys. oh welll.......

I miss Alkey.....


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
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posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I miss Alkey.....


me too. :(



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.

JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
Grumpy
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posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:41 AM      
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dorothy - you want me to come over? I'll put on the one dumbo ear and prance around in a tutu. You can pretend I'm alkey.


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?



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