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Arthur Dent
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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What bits should the guys play into commercials?

I vote for the Clinton Wife-Beater T-Shirt bit.

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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Buttplug, I remember when they first played that and I was hooked for three years


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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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That one should definately be played today or tomorrow. And I think anything with Spaz or Psycho Mark would do nothing but make people laugh, too bad they aren't part of the show so it won't get played.


chris4130
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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just wait until philly gets a load of Gay Marco

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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Doctor Zachary Smith phone call
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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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The prank call one


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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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I think we should set up some type of file-sharing group of bits for the new listeners. We could put our old bits on something like Napster, or Limewire, or something like that. What do you guys think?



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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
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Speaking of commercials, how are O&A's live reads going to work in Philadelphia? I'm not sure how this works, but once they go to break, isn't the Philly station is going to be playing there own commercials. Are they going to break back in for a live read from O&A here and there? If not, aren't the Philly people going to miss some of the best impromptu stuff. Just wondering.

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
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There was a guy here who hosted just about every O&A bit ever but he was banned.

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
They should start playing some bits. Be funny now and talk later!!! SHawn

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey was banned, why? ( I hope he did not hurt someone's feelings like Steve did yesterday ) Where did he have them napster?

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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For shorter bits- the Rocky/Rambo/Cleveland steamer bit since it's related to Philly.

Though a bit long the CBS-FM bit. Shows how they insult other stations, gives insight into their humor, doesn't care what others think and is fucking hysterical. The NRA restaurant bit is also a good one as is the AskOJ.com. And to show clear lines between themselves and Howard- Corky Stern.

EDIT: The Antoinette Escapade speaks volumes

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 6-7-01 @ 4:08 PM
Tony Metropolis
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
The "Mike Tyson in England" bit OWNS just about every other 10-30 minute bit out there.

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Hawaii Mapmaker
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Opie breaking Stalker Patti's framed Penthouse cover featuring the boys.

Tony Metropolis
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
6 words: Jay Mohr Gay Phone Sex Call

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Hawaii Mapmaker
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
"Im on this Zolft, right? 'cause it keeps me from killin y'all" That old gag kills me every time.

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
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Stinky and the pedophile
Don West selling Spears virginity
any Mark bit

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Little Kev
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

just wait until philly gets a load of Gay Marco


huh huh huh "Get a load"

How about the Psyco Mark Heckling Hillary Clinton Song (for lack of a beter name)



This message was edited by Little Kev on 6-7-01 @ 4:21 PM
FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
They should play the Jay Mohr Walken Skittles live read. Not only is it hilarious, but it's got Walken saying things like "You own that album! Why do you need to hear that song again? Listen..to Opie & Anthony" etc etc.....


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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
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rotgut/brother joe or whatever they're called, and stuff from the most offensive song contest.philly wants music, we'll give 'em some.songs like"baby raper" "cunt" "drown cuban drown" and "i'm horny for little girls"

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Hawaii Mapmaker
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Don West selling Spears virginity

ANY Don West bit.
Jay Mohr read of Rockefeller bedding
ANY OTTO and George
"Lick my ass you dirty faggot whore!"

bobbyglaze
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 5:30 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
norton vs. norris arguments best bits ever

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
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SPAZ ANYTHING


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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
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hi mom...always works, especially porno

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chris4130
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 6:03 PM      
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god dammit. after i posted that "get a load of Gay Marco" i realized my mistakes but it was too late

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