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Dryblood
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 7:43 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Vos got rosted like no other comic did......LOL
Anyways even though i got there so late
because my dumb ass got lost it was still
great to meet a few of the peps from the
board.
Grumpy thanks again for telling me how to get
home....LOL it took like an hour, the time it
should have taken me to get there :P




It's a message in blood
It's your cryptic warning
Within the message in blood
Marks the years of pain,
And your godforsaken ending to life
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Banana_juice
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 7:47 AM      
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Damn, if I would have known people were going to double d's, I would not have left. I had somewhere to be at around midnight. that is why I left.. It was great meeting everyone last night, and cant wait to see pics..

And I think we all learned that not only can you guys get underage people into a strip club ify ou are in numbers, but in numbers, we can also make comedians cry.

I want to send an extra thanks to grumpy for introducing me to everyone when I got there, and another extra thanks to Spitfire for telling me everyone's name again about a half hour later when I forgot who almost everyone was already.


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This message was edited by Banana_juice on 6-28-01 @ 8:05 AM
Black Lazerus
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I never knew Opie was from Hoboken & Anthony was black.... Damn, the things you figure out when you show up at these things....

Yeah i did'nt know she thought i was anthony till she was gone or i would have used that. Ps the one in the white was hot.

And Buttmunch i had to change my sig line. god damn theiving hack comics.

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.




This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 6-28-01 @ 8:33 AM
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
great seeing everyone last night, for some, it was the second night straight. still recovering from bar 9, so i didn't have much to drink. but vos actually was a little funny, i think it was cuz everyone helped him out. can't wait to see the pics.

let's go met's go!!

thanks FN MORON...you know why
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 8:51 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Gahd damn. I would've thought that I could at least get out of the barrel in person. Well I guess not.

Had a great time last night. Can't wait to hang with everyone again.

Banana_juice
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
hey cunt twat. i.m me if you can. got to ask you something


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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Well, it looks like I missed yet another good after-party...I hate this job some days

What a night though, I've never seen a comic sweat as much as the first two lambs to the slaughter. Those guys had it tough...what a bunch of assholes we are

Vos, you completely killed last night. Very funny shit man.

Well, I have to attempt to get some work with a hangover...ugh


From cowardice that dares not know the truth,
From laziness that is content with half-truth,
From arrogance that thinks it knows the whole truth,
Deliver me
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I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What a great night. Vin again, Happy Birthday. Froy thanks for doing a comedy set last night, god knows somebody had to. Vos thanks for the one laugh. ;)



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Grumpy
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Gaaaahhhdddaaaamnnnn! That was one educational night! VOS - you rule man. You're not funny but you still rule ;). Just kidding man! You rule!

I had an excellent time last night. Great to meet all the new people and as always it kicked ass to see the regulars. I think it's time for a what did we learn. For those that were there, you'll get it. For those that weren't - tough shit, come out and hang next time and you might get it (no offense Philly, Chicago or Dallas).

I learned:
- Playing the "silent game" and "make the Comics cry" is always funny
- OA board members can be as cruel in person as they are on the board (ask the two comics before VOS)
- that Vos isn't without Froy and FN Moron
- that VOS actually DOES have original material. Not funny, but it's still new. ;)
- that Big Kev can count
- that when Vos gets stuck for a bit, he calls Norris and Norton
- that Lazerus can touch the ceiling with his junk
- that Straw REALLY does like the ceiling fan trick
- that Jimmy's accepts AARP cards (ask OASwallow)
- that Maynard really does look like Gilligan
- that my alcohol tolerance level gradually goes up the more I attend these events
- that Sluggo's taste in women is as good as his taste in cars ;) (lucky guy - LOL). It was great to meet you and Keli.
- FN Moron is funny even without weed
- that all it took to put a smile on Vin's face after 19 years was a hot blonde and private dance (Happy Birthday Dude!). BTW - she really did want you. She told me so. Really! she did!
- that being groped and molested by a hot blonde in a red fishnet bodysuit with huge boobs IS always MORE GOODER.
- the cute tiny brunette really did want me (about 4 people will get this, but that's okay)

And last but not least:

- that going to bed at 2 AM after 4 beers and waking up at 6 AM with a wicked hangover and going to work truly truly blows monkey ass!

So are we going to abuse.... I mean see Norton and Otto and George when they do Jimmy's?




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LiquidIce
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Hey guys, I had a great time last night. It was
good meeting everyone for the first time.

Vos had a great show even though half the
audience knew all his jokes. It was all new to
me though. Thanks for the CD!

Grumpy is the man for suggesting DD's, and
bringing over the one in blue.

Out 2 Destroy, thanks for the singles.

Thanks to Froy for taking me out and
introducing me to everyone.

Jeff, where did you go???






vin@mrhatshellhole.com

spitfire421
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I had an effin blast last night, glad I came out to meet all you tools :) We are definitely just as cruel in person as we are on the board LMAO, and worse if a comic's act sucks (then we just make you cry)

Thanks Dan for the ride, strawberry for the shots, a bunch of people for my drinks :), Grumpy for the insults lol, and Vos for almost making us laugh

Happy B-day Vin...it was great meeting you and nice to see you smile :)

Yeah, and everything that Grumpy just said...


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-28-01 @ 10:39 AM
Grumpy
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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Vin - you're welcome Bro. It's the least I could do.

Oh and VOS - bro! I bow to you! I tried every pimp hand move I know to try and get everyone in and it didn't work. 2 words from the man that is VOS and we were in. Bra-fucking-VO!



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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
First, Happy Birthday Vin, I'm glad you actually exist.

Second, I apologize to everyone for being an unfunny tool. (Vos started it!)

Third, damn we are mean and heartless.

Fourth, Happy Anniversary to that unfortunate couple.

Fifth, damn work! I wish I had gone to the strip club!

Sixth, wasn't last night supposed to be a comedy club type of thing? Did I miss the comedy somewhere? Who stole the comedy?

And finally, does anyone know if Vos has a car?

Banana_juice
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And finally, does anyone know if Vos has a car?


nope. Lazarus stole it when he said he was going to the bathroom


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spitfire421
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
then BL gave it to FNMoron who had no car (remember he sold his to get the camera back that he hawked for the crack)...

And where do you work in Manhattan again?


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-28-01 @ 10:38 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 10:36 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And where do you work in Manhattan again?

I dont know where he works, but he sleeps in Port Authority.

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE GILLIGAN!!!

The really cool thing about last night, is it wasn't really like a comedy show, but more like a bunch of people hanging out and shooting lines back and forth. Very similar to what O&A do on the radio every day. I think that having a room full of people that knew what was going on really made it cool because there was so much inside stuff to joke about.

How about that one comic asking about the celing fan thing. I was fucking rolling! He just had no fucking clue. LMMFAO

Black Lazerus
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 10:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Sixth, wasn't last night supposed to be a comedy club type of thing? Did I miss the comedy somewhere? Who stole the comedy?

What are you talking about We killed.
(line stealing mod)
And i gave him his car back i wanted him to keep HIS sig line

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.


Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I was gonna stay home and watch tapes of Paula Poundstone open-miking because I figured it would be more funny



I had nothing to do with this event, but I just wanted to point out that Dan from Hoboken made a Paula Poundstone joke two days ago. How funny is this guy, he's earlier than relevant! Bow to Lord Dan, a clever comedic god.
It's topical....

Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Last night was great. Had a great time, and I even learned some things:

1) I can heckle comics
2) They serve shots in little plastic Robitussin cups
3) If Vos were gay, he'd need lover with a chin.

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Breasts!! One More Shot! One More Beer!!



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
ATTENTION EVERYONE
PLEASE READ

I just want to state to let everyone know, that the guy sitting at my table, you know "Mr. Isn't It Ironic", was not someone I knew. He was some guy that came with another board member that will remain nameless coughcoughskitchercoughcough.



Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Well, you could tell he was an outsider...he didn't realize how much we all hate Alanis Morrisette songs


From cowardice that dares not know the truth,
From laziness that is content with half-truth,
From arrogance that thinks it knows the whole truth,
Deliver me
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

he didn't realize how much we all hate Alanis Morrisette songs

LMMFAO

It's funny....after he said that joke...He turns to me and says, "I don't think your friends liked my joke much." ROTFLMMFBO!

Black Lazerus
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Almost forgot
1)The silent game live is just as funny(if not more funny)
2) If your Bombing Pick on the Black guy
3)My junk Can reach the ceiling fan and can also be used as a GoGo Pole.
4)I am the Black Anthony
5)Vos Is Topical

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.


njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Here are my list of thanks for what was a great night:

1. I have to give props to Vos. This guy is classic. He improved better than most comics I have ever seen. The guy is hysterical.

2. The audience participation was great. I laughed my ass off. Except for the faggot at the newbie (edit upon banana's enlightment: people who no one really knew) table. I say we make him join the board just to torture him.

3. To my shot girls thanks for being part of the shot rounds. Hey Dream, that last batch of shots -HOW MANY DID WE FUCKING HAVE??? Like 10 a piece? LMAO

4. TO Fuggin - I was so wasted. I barely remember driving you home. If you ever need a ride again just let me know.

5. To those who bought Vos's cd THANK YOU! It was very nice of all of you. Great way to help support him. And ummm Jon, no you shouldn't use it as a coaster and Dan, I don't think the CD is re-writeable.

6. To the chickies at Double D's very nice. Very fucking nice.

To everyone who didn't go you just plain suck and I will give you the worst ass beating of your life when I see you.

And to those who are interested the Blonde is making herself a cup of tea right now in the kitchen and says hello to all of you. LMAO







This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-28-01 @ 11:49 AM
Banana_juice
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Except for the faggot at the newbie table.



I didnt know that me, maynard, skitch, and gonz were still newbies. but that guy is not a board member. and i dont know if he is a fag.. haha.


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