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njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Sorry Banana, I didn't mean newbie as in new to the board but as in new to the gatherings. I will edit the previous post. Anyway, if that tool is your friend can you please ask him to join the board so we can torture him? LMAO

Banana_juice
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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quote:

2. The audience participation was great. I laughed my ass off. Except for the faggot at the newbie (edit upon banana's enlightment: people who no one really knew) table. I say we make him join the board just to torture him.


your the best straw. haha. and last night was the first night i ever met him. he came with a friend of a board member's.
oh, and straw, i am glad you remebered about my sig pic when i introduced myself.. and yes it was about 4 months. hahaha. it is all good though.

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This message was edited by Banana_juice on 6-28-01 @ 12:01 PM
Dan
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Honestly, the best part of the night for me was when I came within 2 feet of hitting a deer on 287 going 75 miles per hour. It puts everything in perspective. It wasn't so much the thought of dying that did it, but the thought that my last night alive could have been spent seeing Vos hack it up. I'm definately gonna make everyday count from now on...

Happy Birthday Vin. I had a blast. You all rock.

quote:

I had nothing to do with this event, but I just wanted to point out that Dan from Hoboken made a Paula Poundstone joke two days ago.

I weird is that...I saw the headline this morning and almost ran off the road into a bridge embutment.

By the way, if anyone from the Show is reading this, I have some advice: BOOK PARTY ARTIE NOW!

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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
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quote:

BOOK PARTY ARTIE NOW!


Dan - you're kidding, right? This is a joke? That deer take away your sense of judgement? I'd rather listen to the first bald guy talk about the airport luggage rack again.



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This message was edited by Grumpy on 6-28-01 @ 12:22 PM
Banana_juice
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
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yeah and i rather hear the second guy talk about.. oh wait, we were all in the lobby and didnt hear a fucking word the guy said.


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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quote:

I'd rather listen to the first ball guy talk about the airport luggage rack again.

Actually Grump, that's the only part of his act that got a laugh. Because it was 100% true.

spitfire421
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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quote:

when I came within 2 feet of hitting a deer on 287 going 75 miles per hour. It puts everything in perspective


Yeah, from my perspective, Dan screams like a girl :) hahaha


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
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quote:

when I came within 2 feet of hitting a deer on 287 going 75 miles per hour. It puts everything in perspective

Is that why DW almost wet herself?

Froy
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
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It's a shame we couldn't get the remote control...

Silent game painful.....


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njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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The silent game was waaaaaaaay painful...I tried explaining to the faggot comic what we had did and he just gave me this look...The guy was about to either stab me to death or cry like an infant...I laughed my ass off in his face...lol

gonzo
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Well, I'm still in shock that I actually made it to a board event for once. But I must say I had a blast. Next time I'll have to get more drunker (=more gooder). It might have been easier had I not left my drink at the table when I escaped from the "luggage carousel". Funniest thing was me, Banana, Skitcher, Maynard, and Spitfire standing in the back looking at our drinks on the table way up front trying to get them back to us telekinetically so we didn't have to go back in.

It was great finally meeting you guys, but like Banana said, I couldn't understand one word Grumpy said while he was making the introductions...thanks to Spit for helping with that later on. Hopefully I'll talk to more of you next time.

Vin: Hope you enjoyed your b-day more than that couple enjoyed their anniversary....
Vos: You had me dying...I must say you killed, especially considering how f**king brutal we all were. BTW, did anyone actually listen to the CD? Sounds like it was recorded in a cave.....
Grumpy: You look much less intimidating than I would have figured. But you're a cool guy, so it's all good. Next time make your introductions louder. You could have done it on the mike...you would have been funnier than the first two comedians....
Buttmunch: You look much MORE intimidating than I would have figured....
Spitfire: pleasure finally meeting you, and THANK YOU for the treat...I definitely owe you one now. Anything to make those first two guys at least SEEM funnier....
To my crew of Banana, Skitcher, and Maynard: we should have eaten at Jimmy's, but hey, the pizza was good and cheap....
And to those first two comedians...oh look, the game's on........




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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
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I'm sorry to say that the New vs. Old list will take a few days to get up. Kev's scanner isn't working, I'll get it up as soon as I can.

Also Vos, did you have to give a positive ID to Norris' body yet? BTW - your sig has been updated.


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gonzo
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
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Ooh...I almost forgot...what would a post from me be witout a blatant plug? My band, The Benjamins, will be right back there at Jimmy's a week from tonight (in the main room). Now that you all know where it is, maybe I'll get to see some of you.....


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

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Just Jon
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
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quote:

And ummm Jon, no you shouldn't use it as a coaster

But straw, the cd makes a better coaster than those free aol cds, but the aol cds are funnier when you put them in the player.


And Grumpy, of course she wanted you. You even asked her.

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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
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JJ - I couldn't help but ask her. She was eyeing me like hungry tiger eyeing a juicy steak. I had to find out for myself first hand.

I still can't figure out why she laughed so hard when I asked her.



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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 6:21 PM      
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You know what pisses me off, you pay a Deer to A job.

njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 6:43 PM      
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quote:

you pay a Deer to A job


I think you need to work on that one a bit Rich, cause I didn't get it. Sorry. HAHAHAHA By the way, nice job last night hun... Oh and for those of you who are clueless Visit this Website TODAY and BUY A CD YOU CHEAP BASTARDS...and for the chickies that are interested YES he has a car...







This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-28-01 @ 6:55 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 7:18 PM      
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Well you just gotta love these f'n tools that wait 20 hours to post their thoughts. Thanks to my pain in the ass client visit all day in Philly.


Vin - I hope your birthday was enjoyable. You were awake, right?

Vos - To bad Norton and Norris hung you out to dry like that. Maybe if you had an act? Remember, people don't always answer their phones and you should have a backup plan. Vos, was there supposed to be some comedy on that CD Straw strongarmed me to buy?

Froy - Another great job. Even some funny material, just don't give up the high paying board day job just yet.

Kev - You looked like a Bronx bookie you were tallying so fast. (Remember, 4 straight lines and one diagonal makes 5)

Buttmunch - I agree, comics need to be more specific. Answer only what your asked, but gah dammit answer!

Straw - The cieling fan jokes will make HBO yet. You may have started a whole new genre of comedic material. And thanks for stomping on my ass till I gave up and you pryed that $40 out of my hands for that drink coaster, I mean CD.

Grumpy - As always a pleasue. I have no f'n clue as to why, but a pleasure anyways. And quit bitching about my AARP discount. When I tried to use the card the waitress thought it was yours and I was trying to use it illegaly.

To the Slackers, Spit, Dream, Gilligan (Maynard Krebs cloned), Wage, Banana Juice, Gonzo etc. You are truely the tools you are on the board. Spit and Dream, rest up. The Pony and the oceanview are going to wear you both out.

Lazarus - You Killed. I'm sure Vos will be contacting you for some new material.

Joy - Thanks for the kind words, you are too sweet.

Skitch, Lt. Boogaloo, Moron, Raven and anyone I missed (sorry, you know memory at my age)a true honor always.

And I agree with Straw. For you tools that didn't make it. Shame on your ass!

All and all, a great F'n time. And to the other two acts (can't call them comics, but then again I didn't call Vos one either) BE MORE FUNNY!




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This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-28-01 @ 7:37 PM
Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 2:09 AM      
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NJ Strawberry read Dans post about 14 back from yours then you will understand what I meant. Vos

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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 2:33 AM      
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hey Rich... I got it... it just wasn't funny


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This message was edited by F N Moron on 6-29-01 @ 2:46 AM
Black Lazerus
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 7:41 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

to all the chickies that are interested YES he has a car...

Yeah i gave it back piece of crap.

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.


njstrawberry
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 7:49 AM      
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Yeah Rich, I read the post yesterday, I got it, I got it. Ohh and I have to comment about something:

quote:

you pryed that $40 out of my hands


I charged you $40 for a Vos CD? No fucking way man. Tell me I didn't! LOL

Hey Black Lazerus: How are you posting on the board, I thought you got busted for trying to steal Vos's car? They have internet access from prison? No shit...LOL

Black Lazerus
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Hey Black Lazerus: How are you posting on the board, I thought you got busted for trying to steal Vos's car? They have internet access from prison? No shit...LOL

No that wasen't me it was some other black guy. But you know we all look alike.
but no worrries we bailed him out becuse you know we all know each other also.
I'm lucky i got out of that town Did anyone notice that was a very White town. Not that there is anything wrong with that. if anyones mad here , now its fixed


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This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 6-29-01 @ 8:52 AM
Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Froy I love my new sig picture, Moron fuck off,It was funny. ps Norris stinks ,I have a car. Vos

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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I must be slipping. I forgot to ban Vos.

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