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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: What Did We Learn in the Last Three Years? | ||||
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| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 4:46 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  | I learned that more teens = morre gooder. I learned that a high school dropout can be a number one rated DJ. I learned it's not hard to play music.  There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt | ||||
| jap bike jim | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 5:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | i learned that this is o&a's first last show. They actually have a chance to say goodbye. Wasn't rudy in a plane accident today? "what about me, what about raisin" | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 5:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | i learned all opie wanted was a sandwhic and that o and a always win! "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| punkrocker | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 6:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I learned that adding the word teen to the beggining of a word makes it even better. | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 10:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I learned that when theres an accident at disneyland, they hose it down and keep it moving I learned that UPS is worse than AIDS  Props to PanterA for the sig "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" My adopted mini-critics are Stefanie and BarbieDiesDos | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 10:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I learned that three rights make a left. I learned that if you're keeping score, anal is a two-point conversion. I learned that Opie made it.  Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud NEW Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I learned this bit still sucks.  Resident Board Socialist Email me at sticksituation22@yahoo.com or pinkorag@yahoo.com IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I have brought Hummers4all and Gamepro100 into my comintern | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I learned that the Yankees get cancer so people will feel sorry for them and they can win championships. | ||||
| PINKLETTUCE | posted on 06-01-2001 @ 1:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | i also learned that if you let opie over your house and let him stay for a week it turns into 6 months. IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN AIRPORT. | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 06-01-2001 @ 1:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | -I learned that cat litter can stop tornadoes. -I learned that people piss off the tops of rooftops in the city. -I learned that Mayor Giulani rooned it. WNEW management are:  | ||||
| SpiritOfDirt | posted on 06-01-2001 @ 1:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | I learned that WNEW isn't aloud to excell in the Infinity Broadcasting Company and has to submit to being kicked in the balls by a hooked nose jew bastard. Also, on a lighter note, Anthony is always occupied when President Reagan calls in.  THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED I am a budding product of Spitfire421 | ||||
| KOATAS | posted on 06-01-2001 @ 2:05 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | What I have learned is a resent one Earl will never win in a room full of comedians....and Voss.  | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 06-01-2001 @ 2:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Hmm...it's been an interesting ride, these last three years. Here's some of what I learned: I learned the beauty of an obscure reference. I learned that no matter how funny or talented each of them are separatley, Opie without Ant or Ant without Op just doesn't work I learned that the air in Boston has a high helium content (well, just for Opie) I learned that at almost any time, a sound clip from a movie is appropriate I learned that the funniest writer on a show can be the audience, if the hosts trust them enough to let them be part of the show I learned that I can never look at a trombone player again without snickering  | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 06-01-2001 @ 2:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | -I also learned they are only but an island and Ron and Fez are a reef. -I learned Jay Mohr's sperm count is less than the Mets winning percentage. -I learned RAPE is not a bad thing. It is actually a fun game of tag called Run Around Park for Erin. -I learned which way, Medium rare or well done. -I learned that Baby raper and Horny for Little Girls are fun to sing while at the grocery store. -I learned that black people ruin all movies. -I learned it is possible to fight a French guy 60 feet underwater. | ||||
| i'm a cop u idiot | posted on 06-04-2001 @ 12:00 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01 | I learnt: Opie has arms like Godzilla Names like WRANGLER and DREAM WEAVER are funny as hell Stripper glitter is impossible to get off Cup of Dirt is funny Dice can't sell out the Olive Garden Hospitalliano!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anthony's Father got him laid for his 13th bday Opie is "PRECIOUS" Dave Herman's wife likes O&A better than Dave Lamb Chop hated Sheri Lewis Graduated from Drunken GW's school of drinking and presidency. Drink tha Beers!!!!!!! | ||||
| jap bike jim | posted on 06-04-2001 @ 5:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | i learned that there are about 5 anthonys calling into the show everyday "what about me, what about raisin" | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 06-05-2001 @ 3:17 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | I learned how to make a blast shield from a clip board... ...that I will never be able to let my future kids play whiffle ball... ...that you gotta berieve... ...that tracing the alphebet with your tongue is a good technique when you run outtta ideas of your own... ...that if your 15 year old dog is doing fine except for one tiny cyst on his ass, you should STILL LEAVE THE DOG ALONE!!!1... ...Dan from Hoboken deserves a blow job for every Instant Feedback he sends in... ...that the Silent Game is never not funny... ...that pumpkin picking has new meaning... ...when in doubt, cancel your appointments... ...Jay Mohr at Caroline's, July 16th, 17th, and 18th!... ...showing your boobs is patriotic... ...Spaz and Stinky are famous in London... ...it's okay to say anything about anyone so long as you ring the bell...   Walk it off, deek... | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 06-05-2001 @ 8:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | - I learned that O and J are two different people. - I learned that it is always Pedro Guerrero. - I learned Opie hates his dead nana. - I learned Ant's ex-mother-in-law needs a box of wine. - I learned that CUNT means C U Next Tuesday. - I learned that a little place called Bar9 on Tuesday's is the place to be. and finally I learned that the O&A island is now trying to paddle it's self away to a new station. - (spaz was right! islands can be paddled...)  This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-5-01 @ 2:46 PM | ||||
| sneaky bastage | posted on 06-05-2001 @ 10:51 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | I learned that WNEW "really" knows how to piss me off... YOUR MOMS BOX YOUR MOMS BOX YOUR MOMS BOX | ||||
| FaithLess Listener | posted on 06-05-2001 @ 4:30 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | I've been learning for a while now that people like to just mention something that happened during the begining of the show so they can feel like O&A are proud of them for listening the whole time...lol I also learned that I'm a glutton for punishment  :::In the process of choosing some suitable quotes that are NOT from the Hitchiker's Guide::: This message was edited by FaithLess Listener on 6-5-01 @ 4:33 PM | ||||
| PostJunkalDrip | posted on 06-05-2001 @ 6:20 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | NOTE: I will revert back to Private Parts (The Stern Movie). It seems inappropriate, but please read. I learned that sometimes the original is just outdated. Coke, Netscape, IBM, and Howard Stern. Howard Stern's movie showed him as the new guy at NBC struggling against the guy at the top of the radio world (at the time) Don Imus. Imus was rude, and treated him like shit - and was jealous of Stern, and blamed NBC for hiring his own competition. Why didn't Howard Stern learn anything? What I really learned from listening to ONA was that Howard turned into Imus. The gag order preventing ONA from even mentioning his name, the whole morning radio slot at WNEW, complaining to infinity about hiring his best competition.. Stern is Imus. Fuck Stern. Trying to bar ONA from mornings is a major sign of fear. Viva ONA!   | ||||
| Cactus Sack | posted on 06-05-2001 @ 7:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I learned I can say nasty things to people as long as I say, "I love you, I think your great" at the end like all comedians do. | ||||
| oa_lax | posted on 06-05-2001 @ 8:15 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | I learned that none of this is real, it's just a facade.... :::3 second later oa_lax gets hit by a tour bus going 1/2 mph::: | ||||
| Opie's Sack Lunch | posted on 06-05-2001 @ 10:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | 1. I learned that Earls color spectrum consists of Black. 2. Always "follow this logic" 3. Anthony hates "sticky" and Opie hates Vacuums,Na Na,People who don't get it,who am I kidding I could be here all night! 4. UPS is worse than AIDS but not worse than Tel Aviv cars service. 5. Opie and Anthony make a rough day bearable. | ||||
| Opie's Sack Lunch | posted on 06-05-2001 @ 10:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I learned that "what did we learn from the movies" evolved to the perfect way to end the show.quote:One of the funniest lines ever by a listener! | ||||
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