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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to people who ruin taking a dump! | ||||
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| Beyond Mirth | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 11:56 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01  | I'm takin a nice shit at my office enjoying a dip and getting away from my desk for a few minutes. Now, some dickhole decides to come in and take a shit. There are only 2 stalls! YOU F-ING DICK CAN'T YOU WAIT UNTIL I'M DONE??????? So now his shit smell is mixing with my shit smell and I cant friggin enjoy the smell because THE SHIT SMELLS ARE MIXED! what a friggin douchebag! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  aka " Little Norton"I've been adopted by Austin-9/14/01 "Yea, my parents having sex looks like 2 pigs fighting over a Milk Dud" | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | This could be the funniest FU I have ever seen. | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Damn! I HATE when that happens...  Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! FoundryMusicVaughn has joined the circle... | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Sorry but I had a mean case of the green apple splatters If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Shizzling Drits? Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! FoundryMusicVaughn has joined the circle... | ||||
| PatCooper | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Did his shit smell better than yours?Maybe that's why your so upset.Are you envious of another mans shit? I've Adopted Jacob | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: So you're saying you enjoy the smell of your own shit? I hear you can get a gas mask for $195 - that might help you out. I NEVER crunch at the office unless its an extreme emergency. What gets me annoyed are the people who come in to crunch and make a huge amount of noise in doing so! Nothing but ass-noises and the over-exerted "AHHH" after each successful loaf-pinch. You just gotta love public-restrooms, and the goings-on within them.  I've got two open seats. Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply!! | ||||
| Reign | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:21 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I commend you for the post. The worst is sitting there and having to listen to the noise of the splatters if they have the squirts. | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | ROFLMMFAO Thank You For This Post.  So How Was Phantom Of The Opera? | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I think this is a 4 or possibly even 5 star thread. | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey, my shit doesn't stink. And if it does, it smells like roses. My I still think my shit doesn't stink. P.S. I takes 2-3 minutes to put the toilet paper on the seat. That should have been your cue to finish.  She tastes like a gyro. | ||||
| PatCooper | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Are you insane Sloats!!!2-3 minutes?????Maybe if your a figit and the toilet bowl is Mount Everest.It only takes a few seconds for a "Normal person" to put some toilet paper around the bowl.Now either your just "slow" or you have a fetish. I've Adopted Jacob | ||||
| Beyond Mirth | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:20 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01 | Good I'm glad I'm not alone here! And yes, I do love the smell of my own shit. I am in NO WAY envious of other's shit smell! Shit that comes from ANYWHERE except my ass smells like....well...SHIT! Unless it is "Feces Britney" As you all are I'm sure, I am proud of the smell of my shit. And when some inconsiderate prick comes in and friggin shits, our shit smells go to battle with each other, my friends! They mix it up, they wrestle around. And you know what happens then??? Yes! You lose track of your own shit smell! You move your nose around for a while....desperately trying to find a glimpse of shit smell that you can call your own. BUT NO, IT IS RUINED!!!!! I am writing a proposal to my boss. It is proposing that if there is someone shitting in the bathroom, to patiently walk out of the bathroom and wait until he is done. If the people cannot wait, they are permitted to shit in the parking lot or in their pants! oh my God I'm losing it Bye! aka " Little Norton"I've been adopted by Austin-9/14/01 "Yea, my parents having sex looks like 2 pigs fighting over a Milk Dud" | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I am mostly afraid of public bathrooms, so I just squat it. Gives the legs a good workout and it comes out much faster. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 4:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Bra-fukin-vo to Merth! This is fukin classic!quote: LMMFYBO!!! NICE!!! I've officially created a new character for the board...don't let her fall to the wayside boys and girls...she's a keeper...and don't forget, Gonzo's Brittney has corn!  | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 09-28-2001 @ 8:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I agree, but I actually like to dump with others, I enjoy the competition of the volume and bass of the farts. Especially depending on how full the bowl is. If there are many logs in the bowl, you will get more bass, but if the bowl is kinda empty, you will totally get a reverb effect. Actually its kinda fun when your shit stinks so bad that you make people stop and leave. Thats the mark of a truly good shit. Usually after each log, I let out a loud "ahhhhh" or if it is an especially good rip, maybe a "oooooh" with some surprise. You would be surprised how much fun this can be. I sometimes have to bite down on my shirt to stop from laughing.  | ||||
| Beyond Mirth | posted on 09-28-2001 @ 1:45 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: lmfbo! Shit Audio, can't beat it! ok I just had a battle this morning. Here's what happened. I had a busy morning, phone ringing constantly, office going nuts looking for docs, etc. Lookin forward to a nice Kodiak dip while pooping in silence! So I took my time, got most of the smelly stuff out. And I was chillen. Some guy walked in and headed right for the stalls and turned at the last second to the urinal. whew, false alarm. Then about 3 minutes later, here it comes. The devil himself. The fuckin impatient, self serving shitter!. He takes a seat like he ownes the place and starts blasting! He obviously wanted a battle right away. There's no way this pompass shitter is gonna push me around like this! I went to fire back, and realized that all my shit smell had worn off because I was there dipping for like 10 minutes. All my powerfull stuff was probably out the door and on it's way to the recepcionist desk (whole other story) I fought to get some out but all I had left was my little reserves. This guy must have thought he was the "shit" little coward bastard! He played me out! I saw his shoe out of the bottom of the stall and I wanted to just stomp on it, fill my water bottle up with my shitpiss water and dump it over the top and be like "yea now who's the shit king?" thanks and happy shitting, take no prisoners! aka " Little Norton"Proud graduate of Austin U "Yea, my parents having sex looks like 2 pigs fighting over a Milk Dud" | ||||
| PatCooper | posted on 09-28-2001 @ 7:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Damn dude is this all you think about all day?Take your shit and move on.End of story.I hope I've Adopted Jacob | ||||
| Suburban Sperm Distributor | posted on 09-29-2001 @ 4:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I would have to say that I CLEARLY AGREE.. The second worst thing to someone ruining a nice dump is someone interupting when I am indulging in self gratificaition.. FU TO THOSE WHO RUIN BOTH DUMPING AND JERKING GOD BLESS AMERICA LAND THAT I LOVE go FDNY, NYPD, EMS, etc.@ the WTC....kick ass take names and I am proud of you all.. OH. GO ARMY, GO NAVY, GO AIR FORCE, GO MARINES, AND GO COAST GUARD. | ||||
| Brittney | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 1:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I must say...I am the ruiner....I ALWAYS seem to call my best friend when he is on the throne...BUT, HE ANSWERS!!! There should be a ban on phones in the bathroom... Remembering all those who perished in the tragedy against our great nation on Sept. 11, 2001. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 1:49 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Ohh god i must agree I was drunk as fuck last night for the party we had. I was taking a sweet dump at hooters and then who else but froy has to come in and ruin my dump, lol. He didnt take a dump he made pee pee and just sitting their knowing froy had his cum gun in his hand ruined my shit cause i got a hard on. Everyone may love the froy but no me, I am starting a new coalition of 'I Loathe The Froy.'  "For all we have and are, for all our children's fate, stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!" --- Rudyard Kipling She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 2:03 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | i thought dorming would ruin my good shit time, but it really hasn't. nothing like taking a good shit and as you're sitting there hearing a fellow floormate walk in halfway, give a loud "oh damn", and walk out. yes, i was one proud shitter that day. Graduate of AFDude's Academy | ||||
| sheetbag | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 4:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Funny this topic comes up. Just today I get home from work, all i want to do is take a hardy dump. I am all settled in on the bowl. Got my smokes, coffee, and new copy of FHM magazine. NOT EVEN THREE MINS. into my dump my girl friend has to barge in and do her makeup while i am in there. WTF cant she wait, doesnt she know what this time means to me? So there i am in mid-poop pause till she is done. So i get back to business, and 5 mins later here she is again, BUT this time she has the phone, and she says here its you mom. Now my shit was totaly destroyed, cause how can u take a proper dump while on the phone with your mom. You have to hold it all back , so u dont get you poor mom embarassed. SO finally after the second interuption i try to finish the job and guess what, the shit got scared back and now it doesnt want to come out.... FU for runing my quality shit time.  | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 09-30-2001 @ 7:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | I'm glad I don't poop anymore like these youngsters disscussing the fecal delivery on the board. | ||||
| LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | Ehhhh....what the....It really smells in here you guys...I'm leaving....seeee ya! | ||||
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