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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: A Great Big FU To Being Flatchested | ||||
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| tankGrrl24 | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 9:42 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01  | What the fuck? Huh? FU God for creating me without breasts. You might have left the fucking nose off my face while you were at it! Not for anything but, Just Once I Would like to have the opportunity to have men just stare at my boobs and say "huh" to whatever I say just because it was those they were staring at and not my brains! Would it have been too much to even give me a B cup? I mean ,how degrading is it that I have to bra shop in the JR's section of JC pennies because Victorias secret doesn't even make training bras in my size? Why Me? I would appreciate having them! Fuck all you who say I am lucky that I don't know the pain it is just to do things like work out FUCK YOU!!! You have no idea what it's like to be 24 and be built like a 12 year old boy from the waist up! Not to mention YOU don't know the pain of trying to fill the top of an evening gown when you're trying to go out to a formal affair. Bathing suit season is upon us so this is Pissing me off even more! I mean yeah, I have an ass fortunately, but what good is it when I look like a walking Bartlett pear because I have nothing up top to balance me out with. Biggest problem is the bottoms I find fit the top is four cup sizes too big. They could be used to make yarmelkes for poor Jewish families in need! Fuck it from now on I am just running around naked and braless. The only thing I need to support in my life is my wallet. Nuff said P.S. I am never going to graduate am I? "I Only Play With Heavy Toys" | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 10:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | honestly.. dont sweat it. im 19 and everytime i go out- i basically look at the girl's face. the chest is like an added prize but if your pretty i bet a ton of guys want you. dont worry!!! "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 10:28 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | if it helps, I would still bang you! Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 10:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i second sean...well if i didn't have a girlfriend i would thanks to fez for the pic | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 10:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | considering WNEW is the pharmaceutical station what with all the ads from quick-fix-in-a-pill sponsers, why not try that one that's alleged to make your boobies bigger? either way, i love the lady, not her T's... i guess you need to be reassured by that sort of attention from us penis-carriers, but is it really that important? Proud adopter of SeeYouNextTuesday and VeronaFD264... they must report to my home to walk my dog and pick the stems and seeds from my weed. | ||||
| tankGrrl24 | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 10:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Dude, I already forked over217.00 for a 2 month supply of ISIS started June6 I think they may be working.My bras are a little tighter "I Only Play With Heavy Toys" | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 10:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: And that would be a bad thing why? ;) Honestly, you should not make that big a deal of it anyway. You may be surprised to read this, but guys are attracted to more than just a big pair of melons on the front of a gal's chest. And if a guy can't appreciate all your other good qualities, then he should fuck off-- you would obviously be way too good for him anyway. :)  Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! This message was edited by The Brain on 6-24-01 @ 10:52 PM | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | It takes all kinds. You are still beautiful regardless of your bra size. There are some guys who really dont care how big your breasts are. Be happy with yourself. You can try your best to change what you don't like, but don't let what you don't like change you. Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I started to *appreciate* my itties bitties when I got pregnant with my son & experienced the "GOOD LIFE" for about a year & a half... I never had big breasts & to be honest, i wanted my small ones back... i HATE wearing a bra in the summertime.. and I discovered something i NEVER experienced before.. BREAST SWEAT ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... be happy with what you got girly!! i know how you feel, but you learn to appreciate your own body a lot more when you get older... trust me... I have been adopted by JUST JON | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | And that's just another tip from your Uncle Earl... Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here Oh, I believe in yesterday's got nothing for me | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:13 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I heard if you eat dairy products its increases breast size. But I would'nt worry about it because large breast start to sag when a women gets older. | ||||
| veronafd264 | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Hey not for nothing but the hottest girl I knew had no chest and a great ass...like the rest of these guys said breast size doesn't really matter when something else makes up for it ... I'm sure you have a special talent, Like the girl I knew could take the neck of a beer bottle, deep throat it and then drink the beer...god heather where are you now? ...but anyway I'm sure if you ever need a man there are plenty to step in regardless of breast size...what matters is how you feel about yourself ....just believe you are beautiful without large breasts..I doubt many guys would kick you out of bed to begin with! ok I'm making no sense now... I'm sorry Thanks to Danked for the sig pic! *Adopted by Danked* Computers can do that? | ||||
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| posted on 06-25-2001 @ 3:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Anyone who says they don't check out a girl's chest is a bullshit artist. I don't have a boobie fetish, but I do love titties as much as everything else. That said, let me extol the virtues of small breasts:
Now, I was at a 6 band party down in Queens a while ago, and at the end of the night was a wet t-shirt contest. We were promised a few girls, but only on stripper showed up. The only other girl to participate was a small-chested girl. She was tall, blonde, and beautiful, but had small titties. She got up there, got wet, and flashed her thong. At the end of the night, SHE was the one the guys were drooling over. So the moral of the story is: Little tittles: No bra, tight shirts, and a THONG. 'Nuff said. Hell, I like you! You can come over my house and fuck my sister! SlartiWHO? SLARTIBARTFAST! | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | My wife had small breasts. I told her to rub soft tissue paper between her tits, and it would make them bigger. When she doubted me, I pointed out that it had worked on her ass.j/k As trite sounding, what Froy said is, it's really true.  | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:07 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I'm very surprised by this thread. IMHO, anything you don't have, you won't never need. You're a gorgeous girl, and there's so much more to you than the size of your chest. And if you are going to run around topless, get a webcam for christ's sake. ;)
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| Brittney | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:38 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I feel the pain of the small chested women...it's tough...it seems to be all guys talk about. I don't have that problem, but I have no ass...so when guys talk about asses, I get all uncomfortable. As for boobs, I'm glad I have them, but at the same time...you don't know the back trouble I have from them...They're not THAT big, but a girl with my frame shouldn't be lugging these things around... I've been adopted by spitfire!!! | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Man, no matter what you boys say, I'm still recovering from the hell of being a flatchested girl throughout school-- You can be REALLY cruel! But now, I'm happy with my 34B's...no problems here. Focus on your best ass-ets (esp. in your case tank) My best friend used to have tremendous boobs, but she was Italian and getting a little chunky...I on the other hand was noticed for my long legs and red hair. (it was great when we used to go out--something for everyone LOL) Be happy with your itty-bitties...no back problems=more gooder...And just think, a majority of chick with big boobs are also fat :)  | ||||
| wage | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | perfect ass, perfect breasts are nothing special although we all have our preferences as do you i am sure when it comes to men. attitude is the most important thing! have met beautiful women that are just plain ugly when as soon as they speak.  Proud to be C-blocked since day 1! Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass! | ||||
| Black Lazerus | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | **************No BULL************** when a womens breasts are sucked repeatedly even if she is not nursing her breast respond by growning with more bloodflow. this effect last as long as the "treatment" is applied. The voices in my head tell me to do things but I don't speak Arabic.  Adopted by Kid Afrika. Part of the None More Black Family. *The Man Of My House Till My Dad Comes Back.* | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: yeah, what he said :)  Here's to the nights we felt alive Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon... | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Ok, here's the deal. I work at a hospital that serves a mostly geriatric patients providing direct care and I've made a few observations regarding breast size and aging. Basically, the smaller they are the better they stand the test of time. I've seen 40 year old with their large boobies banging off their kness and 85 year olds with small perky boobs and nips to match. When your larger chested friends start complaining about their sagging boobs you'll probably start appreciating yours alot more. Also, like everyone else said, you'e a beautiful girl regardless, most guys like all sorts of breasts (look at who won the best boob contest while you're at it), smaller boobs are more sensitive, and your tush is to die for.  There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | ::: stands up holding clenched fist in front of her & chants::: "POWER TO THE SMALL CHESTED!! ITTY BITTY TITTY COMITTEE UNITE!!!" I have been adopted by JUST JON | ||||
| tankGrrl24 | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 2:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | :::::wipes tears from her eyes::::: "I Only Play With Heavy Toys" | ||||
| Raven Portugal | posted on 06-25-2001 @ 3:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Tank -- you are a hottie !!! - what are you talking about cutie?? maybe it is just me but i think you looked just fine. As for the boob thing, i have said it before a hand full is all you need --- too big is too much to cover during fun. ( + I like my girls petite, just see my wife for reference) if need E-Mail Me "We all need... a haven. A sanctuary. A place to hide. A place to escape. A place to dream and hope. A place... where the darkness won't be so frightening. But for some, the darkness is a relentless enemy. It cannot be eluded. And once the darkness senses your fear; once it senses your pain, it is never far behind. I can empathize with these people. I can understand their futility. I can forgive their hopelessness. I feel their pain. Quote the Raven, nevermore." | ||||
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| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: Talk is cheap, get a web cam like Kid said LOL j/k Look at the bright side, if ya ever have to get a breast removed due to breast cancer, it won't throw off your symmetry that much. All kidding aside, smaller breasts can be more gooder breasts Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here Oh, I believe in yesterday's got nothing for me | ||||
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