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IkeaBoy
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posted on 08-18-2001 @ 10:17 PM      
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I saw the movie in a sneak preview tonight and God damn IT ROCKED! Funniest movie so far this year? Name a funnier one- I dare you. It's definitely a movie for his fans which shows just why Kevin himself rocks.

The Scooby Doo scene was enough to see it full price. Velma the lesbian, Fred as the dork with the neckerchief, and Doobie Snacks. If the upcoming Scooby movie is 1/100 as good as that scene...oh it has Freddy Prinze Jr, let's face it; it won't.

Smith's Planet of the Apes was better than Burton's. Ape Stop Groceries.

I think Shannon Elizabeth looks better with glasses but I have strnge thing where glasses increases a girl's hotness like 10 fold.

So, in conclusion... best movie this summer. Snootch.



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posted on 08-18-2001 @ 10:44 PM      
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The movie was deffinatly awesome. Laughed my yambag off.

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posted on 08-19-2001 @ 2:25 AM      
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i saw the sneak preview too tonight

i totally loved it

the light/bong saber scene was great
jay rapping
stupid wildlife dude
silent bob yelling at jay
gay gay and more gay
and many more

i loved it all

psst-and bruce willis was dead the whole time ;)

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IkeaBoy
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posted on 08-19-2001 @ 2:31 AM      
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How about how whiny a bitch Affleck's character was in GW2:HS

EDIT: And for some reason I got the HUGHEST kick out of Moiser being William, not Suplee.



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The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

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posted on 08-19-2001 @ 2:35 AM      
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that actually was annoyin--a lil gay even

wut bout chris rock-his character was out there

EDIT:shaggy's voice annoyed the fuck outa me

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phitzdisco2
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 2:12 AM      
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Funniest flick of the year bar-none. Buy many tickets and laugh. Mewes is a genius.

I just want some love

IkeaBoy
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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 5:37 AM      
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I figured I'd bring this back to the top since it officially opens today and more people will see it.



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
saw it last night and it rocked. The jewel thieves kinda sucked tho. They were hot and all, but their dialogue as baaaaaaad. Funniest part was when will farrell showed up on the moped. I couldn't stop laughing. wait a sec, I did...

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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 6:34 PM      
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My favorite references to the other movies were:

1. Suzanne the monkey (Suzanne was the monkey at the very end of mallrats)

2. In the Brodie's secret stash scene, there is a poster from his late night show from the end of mallrats

3. Im not quite sure if this counts, but the cop who takes away jay and bob in the beginning was the guy who played Rick Derris in clerks

4. Steve Dave Pulatsi and Walt Grover, the fan-boy



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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Laughed my fucking ass off...

...also have a sudden urge to ditch my anti-drug stance and smoke up...


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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
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My personal favorite obscure, obscure reference is Affleck being in Phantoms. It goes to the Mallrats Audio Commentary on DVD.




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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:48 PM      
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Just got back from it, very much lived up to my highest expectations...by far the funniest movie this year, I can say only one thing:

Will Jay and Silent Bob strike back at the Oscars???? g-g-g-g-g-g lol


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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:50 PM      
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As someone who watches Dawson's Creek for Joey, I'm glad there's someone else out there that understands. Great f'n movie.




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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
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Great Fucking Movie!

I LOVED seeing everyone from Chasing Amy and CLERKS reunited in this movie...
it was like a big homecoming or something- even the 15 seconds
that that chick joey whatshername- with the voice- made her cameo
at the end there!

NICE Job Mr. Smith!!

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IkeaBoy
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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 10:11 PM      
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Joey Lauren Adams



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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 10:20 PM      
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The movie is hilarious and is even better if you have seen the other movies to get the references.

I almost choked from laughing too hard. There's something hilarious every minute. Some other stuff that wasn't mentioned the Jason Biggs will be the pie in prison stuff, Silent Bob screaming, and Eliza fucking Dusku. She was smoking.

This movie really deserves an awesome DVD.



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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:42 AM      
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quote:

3. Im not quite sure if this counts, but the cop who takes away jay and bob in the beginning was the guy who played Rick Derris in clerks


A better REALLY obscure reference was the appearance of Vincent Pereira as the customer in the Quick Stop.

Too many references to mention, though. This movie was funny for ANYONE, but for the true View Askew JUNKIE (like myself) who has watched not only every minute of every movie but every DVD extra as well, well god fucking damn.

I cannot WAIT for the DVD. And they better not pull the shit they pulled with Dogma, releasing the movie and waiting forever to release Special Edition.

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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:49 AM      
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quote:

Joey Lauren Adams



Thank You.

quote:


and Eliza fucking Dusku. She was smoking.

This movie really deserves an awesome DVD.




Definitely, definitely, definitely- She was Smmmmoookinnngggg!!!

Eliza, Shannon, The two Moms in the Beginning, Joey Lauren Adams,
were allll hot!- can't wait for that DVD- hope they really do a good job!!!

but isn't it weird though- think about it-

When they did Chasing Amy- neither affleck nor damon were
wealthy or famous...NOWWWWWW- they're BOTH A-List MegaStars-
Each worth over $15,000,000!!!!

Affleck alone is currently worth at LEAST $30,000,00.00!!!!!!


Well Gah Daaammmmmmmnn!!!

anyways...Great Movie!!

Oh- and ALANIS MORRISETTE- ALSO MADE A CAMEO GUYS!
You would've had to have stayed past the closing credits
all the way to the end to have seen her- I always find
something extremely alluring about her!!!




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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:52 AM      
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quote:

Oh- and ALANIS MORRISETTE- ALSO MADE A CAMEO GUYS! You would've had to have stayed past the closing credits all the way to the end to have seen her


Yep, and signifying *sniff* the end of the Jersey Askew-niverse... but what a way to go out... in STYLE.

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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:26 AM      
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Just got back from seeing it, & it sooo Rawked!! Bra'Fn'vo !!

So true, everything all you have said. Funny every minute, stars & references all over the place.

I loved when they looked out at the audience.
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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:28 AM      
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One of the funniest movies, EVER.
Thank you Kevin Smith!

Did anyone else get the feeling that the only reason he made this was to say Fuck You to all the talkbackers...and to fight a bongsaver duel with Mark Hamill LMMFCO!...and speaking of C.L.I.T. ROFL

And even Harley Quinn Smith (now there's a comic book junkie for you lol) made an appearance as her daddy :)

Another obscure reference- Jay had on the Bezerker Tshirt with Olaf's pic lol



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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:36 AM      
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DAMN IT SPITFIRE, YOU BEAT ME TO IT!! :(

The best obscure reference I found was Jay's Tee shirt. It was a "Beserker" shirt with Olaf the russian guy from Clerks photo on it.

"My love for you is like a clock, berserker. Would you like some making fuck, berserker!"

Also them goofing on Biggs for being known as the "kid who fucked the pie" was hillarious too.


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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 2:40 AM      
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my favorite 2 scenes were when they are at Mooby's, and Jay is telling Bob what to write.

and also will ferrel doing the cop hop over the car in hollywood,,

what a great fucking movie
im gonna see it again tomorrow



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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 2:53 AM      
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It's funny cuz the planet of the apes scene in it is almost exactly like the page out of smith's j&sb comic that Burton stole, except the ape-raham lincoln thing is missing. I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out smith cut that at the last minute.
quote:

1. Suzanne the monkey (Suzanne was the monkey at the very end of mallrats)

actually, I'm pretty sure the monkey at the end of mallrats was named amy, but the somg in the backroung was "suzanne" by weezer.
Oswald from drew carey was awesome too...
"excuse me sirs, but we have a 10-78."
"awww, not again, ben"
"no,no,no, I didn't have any hookers in my trailer today!"
gotta be my favorite line.

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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 2:57 AM      
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This movie.. good lord, this movie... I want to see it over and over again.. I cant wait for this shit to come out on dvd.. its a time for a goodnight binger.. peace.



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