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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Jerk of all trades, master of none. | |||||||||||||
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| Maynard | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 12:18 PM |    | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | quote: Isn't that called Psionics? ;-) I'm a computer geek I can play a bunch of instruments I can sing I can bike real fast n shit I'm good at paintball (is that a talent?) I'm a good driver I can drink alot I can dance I can masturbate alot  | |||||||||||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 12:24 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Really GW? never would have guessed that one. I play guitar pretty well, even though my roomate puts me to fuckin shame. I also found out in the last few weeks that i have an uncanny natuaral talent at beer pong :)  I don't know why I care so much, when I shouldn't care at all | |||||||||||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 12:35 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: ken, your funny but that wasn't...tool.  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | |||||||||||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 12:40 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | i have a high tolerance of both stupidity and attention whores. hence the reason i am a mod Please could you stop the noise I'm trying to get some rest From all the unborn chicken voices in my head When I am king you will be first against the wall With your opinion which is of no consequence at all | |||||||||||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 12:40 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: i have to agree, not up to your usual standards ken. Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu  | |||||||||||||
| SNAKEBITE | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 12:44 PM | | ||||||||||||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: And I always thought it was that great personality of yours Face. :) Mine: Computers Softball Yelling at my kids Hunting | |||||||||||||
| Jennitalia | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 1:06 PM | | ||||||||||||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | I'm good at drawing Doing bong hits I'm very good with animals Good at oral  "Like, Mother, it's my life ok...so if i want to live on a beach and walk around naked..." | |||||||||||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 1:15 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | I can hear anything up to a mile away on my left side. | |||||||||||||
| Maynard | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 1:30 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: That joke never gets old. | |||||||||||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 1:36 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Well let's see, I truly am a jack of all trades, master of none. Here are my talents: fly airplanes & ultralights fix just about anything on a motor vehicle html webpage design building & repairing computers martial arts i can drink like a fish electrical stuff carpentry plumbing and I'm very good at my current job of designing irrigation systems for golf courses & commercial properties using CAD. I think that's it.  2 POSITIONS OPEN FOR ADOPTEES [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] "Ahahahhahaha...How sweet...Fresh meat!" - Robert Englund "Could you bend me over the console & say that?" - Jim Norton | |||||||||||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 2:02 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: not to wonderboy...  | |||||||||||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 2:26 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: quote:ok, name the time and the place, i got a contestant over here. as far as me, well, i can do a lot of things half-assed, so i guess my talent is for slacking. among said half-assed talents: guitar, bass, baton twirling, waitressing, bartending, acting... and at some point in my life i was pretty good at piano, violin, and trumpet, but like i said, i'm a slacker...  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | |||||||||||||
| Tony Metropolis | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 2:35 PM | | ||||||||||||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Here are my areas of expertise: Playing guitar, Drawing, Video Games, Telling people to "fuck off", Writing sceenplays and songs, Useless trivia (movies and music), Watching "Dolemite", Impressions, Resisting the urge to molest small children, and Lying naked in the fetal position sucking my thumb "THE CAR HAD A SIGN THAT SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD, YOU DUMB FUCK!!!" This message was edited by Tony Metropolis on 10-20-01 @ 7:15 PM | |||||||||||||
| disgustip8ed | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 2:42 PM | | ||||||||||||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | I'm good at pencil drawings, getting better at ink drawings. I'm good at understanding how something works and then designing something better. I'm good at turning off women in any bar and even better at throwing up shots of goldslau . . goldshlauge . . goldswhloa . . . alcohol. 'Wear your crutch like a crown of negativity. Calculate what we will not tolerate. Desperate to control, all and everything. Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK | |||||||||||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 2:47 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hmmm lets see I am a very good cook/baker...really want to go to culinary school and make it my career but that is on hold I am pretty good at volleyball and basketball - played varsity all 4 years of high school, softball too but you guys probably couldnt tell that from the way i played at the softball games. ;-) Great with kids, guess having a little brother helps in some ways. I can play the flute. This one time at band camp... Movie trivia...practically lived in a video store when i was little Im pretty good with the computer, can type 90 wpm Trivial Pursuit - love that game Im pretty handy around the house, have had to fix alot of things since my dad isnt in the house anymore. From Sinks to Oil Burners. hmm I can't think about anymore right now, ill come back when i do EDIT** I love public speaking...dunno why just do, its ironic because Im shy when Im with people at first, but when Im in front of a bunch and I have to give a speach I love it. forgot bowling and shooting pool (the pool skills come and go though)  I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous. But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious. And you know I want to love and trust you. But it's really a lot to try and adjust to. This message was edited by GrkqtOandAfan on 10-18-01 @ 3:17 PM | |||||||||||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 3:02 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | wasting my time. making stupid people feel stupid. videogames sitting on the computer for hours and not accomplishing anything doing so. EDIT: I can house anyone in Street Fighter Alpha 3, NHL games, and most of all...Tony Hawk 2 (soon to be 3)!  AIM | E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free." This message was edited by QuickStop on 10-18-01 @ 3:20 PM | |||||||||||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 3:12 PM | | ||||||||||||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I'm a good bowler (twoTWO! time si advance all star...yes i know bowling, something to be proud of) i guess i'm decent at baseball and i'll rip someone up in nba live on ps1 Graduate of AFDude's Academy This message was edited by Thrillhouse on 10-18-01 @ 3:48 PM | |||||||||||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 8:12 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I have a few... I can draw, weld, read (yes, Fil can read), Build model kits, Confuse people in 15 seconds or less, And can handle cuts and scrapes with the greatest of ease.  There are 3 types of leaders and heroes. Some are born leaders, some are built from the ground up by experience, and some are the right people at the right time. Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division. | |||||||||||||
| Joe Soprano | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 8:31 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I can make Wheel of Fortune puzzles...
Okay, nothing left but vowels...  GO BUCS | |||||||||||||
| Maynard | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 8:42 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Hmmm.....she can clean your "pipes", AND she likes anal. What more could a guy want? | |||||||||||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:08 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I hate to break your hearts, but there is only one true master chef around here, and he happens to be....well, me! I specialize in Creole and Cajun, and no, they are not exactly the same. I am well versed in the language of bushes, in fact, I am one with the bush, I think I may start sprouting thorns any day. I am pretty skilled with wood work, but since I now live in a second floor apartment, I don't have a chance to do too much with it. I used to be a decent horn player, but haven't practiced in years so I would likely split a lip playing freaking Taps. :) Animals, I have always had a way with them, hell, I was studying to be a vet so I guess it makes a bit of sense. Kids are drawn to me too, God knows why, you would think they would be scared to death, but somehow I always become the "Big Kid" Sports in general, but more football than anything else.  Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | |||||||||||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:17 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | I've never seen so many guys argue over whose the better chef! Have you all been bitten by the Emeril bug? The microwave beeps and I fall outta my chair scared half to death! | |||||||||||||
| NJDude | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:27 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 00 | My talents are: Playing guitar and bass Darts Drinking mass quanties of beer Electrical work and my current job installing burglar, fire, CCTV & card access systems  E-Mail Me | |||||||||||||
| Maynard | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:35 PM | | ||||||||||||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Well with an ear like that, it probably sounds like an air horn being blown in your ear. ;) | |||||||||||||
| Cranky Ass | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:37 PM | | ||||||||||||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I sing....badly http://www.1sttvjob.com/fourplay/ ________________  Still An Asshole. Self-Proclaimed Attention Whore. Why? I Did It Right The First Time. Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me God Bless America!!! Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. | |||||||||||||
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