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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Jerk of all trades, master of none. | ||||
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| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:47 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01  | quote: Now that was the response I was looking for...very fucking funny. :) BTW: If you have something to say to me Maynard, just yell it out your window...I'll hear it.  | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 12:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Hell, I could probably whisper.  | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 12:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i am a wonderful; singer, actress, cook, cleaner, writer, driver, speaker, advice giver, listener, i also have an amazing sixth sense about people, i can "read" them like an open book with in the moments of meeting them..(i have scared many people with this, including myself.)i can also fix anything from flat tires to broken toilets.. .and much much more....i have done it all..and i can do it all..i am that amazing :) that i took that second look i guess i'm an open book you know i didn't really intend to embrace you that long but then again i wasn't the only one holding on... | ||||
| disgustip8ed | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 3:00 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: I know a guy who is an E-1, and he says that guys who do those type of systems are the ones that aren't good enught to pass an E-2 test, in other words, cable guys. NJdude, comment?  'Wear your crutch like a crown of negativity. Calculate what we will not tolerate. Desperate to control, all and everything. Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 3:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Virgingrrl left out "modest." :) Any woman that can fix a toilet is a damn keeper! | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 5:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Ok, it's official, I am in love.... or that the very least in love with the idea of a woman that is so absolutely amazing that I'll never have to lift a finger again. And so humble too! I've got it VG, you can be Terri Garr, and I'll be Michael Keaton! :)  Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 7:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I felate women real good. I cant cook worth a shit I can grill real good I can whip in most video games, and if you think quickstop that you can beat me in NHL94 for the Sega, you got another thing coming - I'll school you. I love making fun of Grumpy. I, like spit, can make a bong out of anything. I call it my McGyver mode. I rock at pool (waiting for the next pool tourney) I love lynching blac...oh wait, nevermind. And I find it quite comforting that almost everyone here can drink like a fish. I do too.  IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| dubinsk | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:13 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | I'm one hell of a personal trainer "these grits are off the hook yo!"  | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | f-Tard, men don't fellate wommen. But I'll let you handle your time in the barrel for that one. My talents need no explanation. Legends are what they are. ;-)  Puff The Magic Dragon Raised it's Fearsome Head, It Had One Simple Mission To Make al-Qaida Dead! Oh and kissy-pie huggy-poo The Froy thing. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | I have no talents.quote: I thought I had no standards either. F-Tard......stay out of "those" bars. | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: ::shouts:: "HEY EVERYBODY, F-TARD GIVES HEAD TO SHE-MALES!!" You should hook up with Fagus...  Av8er Radio [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] "Ahahahhahaha...How sweet...Fresh meat!" - Robert Englund "Could you bend me over the console & say that?" - Jim Norton This message was edited by av8er on 10-19-01 @ 8:36 AM | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | one major thing i forgot, my head is filled with such usless pop culture information, from theater to music and movies. its seems that i can never forget anything i read or hear about. i actually think i have a type of photographic memory. so basically, my head is filled with such useless information :)quote: hey, i can be modest, but i answering the question :) quote: do you think just because i am a competent women doesn't mean im going to let some guy sit back and let me do it all?...hell no! and as for playing mr.mom...thats not going to happen either, because i am all about having a career and rasing children. oh yeah that reminds me, i forgot to mention that i am wonderful with children, and i am most certainly going to be the best mommy ever :) that i took that second look i guess i'm an open book you know i didn't really intend to embrace you that long but then again i wasn't the only one holding on... | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 11:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | quote: ok show of hands, when this thread started who here thought they would be reading about slackjaw's bush???? quote: cranky, you post badly too. maynard, anal jokes=always funny:) and if there are so many cooks on the board, why was it up to someone else to bring food to the party???  Please could you stop the noise I'm trying to get some rest From all the unborn chicken voices in my head When I am king you will be first against the wall With your opinion which is of no consequence at all | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 12:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Let's see... cook anything with instructions on the back of the box. (Haven't been able to try recipes from scratch yet.) read at least one book a month. martial arts (several including weapons arts). very good with my hands. (home repair, carpentry, etc.) convince people I know what I'm talking about in almost any subject. win at Trivial Pursuit. very good with kids. (Did some babysitting.) teach myself how to use any computer program in a matter of hours. build a working computer entirely out of spare parts. retouch photos in photoshop (once made a guy's mustache disappear in a photo. Had to do with a bet. Could make Brokenjaw's eyepatch disappear if I wanted to.) Drive in the worst weather at normal speed without losing control. (judging by some of the 5mph morons this IS a skill.) indoor rock climbing. Probably think of more later. | ||||
| BARRY MANILOW | posted on 10-19-2001 @ 1:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: UUUUhhhhmmmmmmmmm....Something you want to tell us, VIRGINgrrl?Perhaps a name change is in order? And Face, I brought food to the last event that I went to...(Even though I got lost.:))  Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY! Phantom Fields | ||||
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