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Enigma
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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:31 AM      
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This was sort of inspired by the Obituary thread. We are all obviously gonna die, but how would you want to go out? I know most people would want to die in their sleep, but I personally would love to get a rush before I die so I can at least go with a smile on my face. And as sick as it sounds I wouldn't want to die instantly. I mean, we only die once...why not be able to think about it while it's happenning. For me, I think the ultimate would be speeding to the point where I'm scared shitless and then driving right off a cliff into the ocean. Is this the booze talking?


Sephiroth
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:51 AM      
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Fuck that, i want to die in my sleep. Many, many, many, many, many, MANY years from now.

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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:08 AM      
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I don't want it to be a painful death at all, but I do hope that I know when it is going to happen first. Just so I can plan for it. So in my sleep is good, but just that some psychic told me first.

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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:02 AM      
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I'd go with sephiroth's in my sleep 70 years from now.

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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:02 AM      
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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 7:05 AM      
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....with my boots on.


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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 7:40 AM      
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quote:

....with my boots on.


Would that be work boots, or thigh high leather boots with the spike heels?


o&aswallow
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 7:44 AM      
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I'm going out with a smile on my face banging some hottie. And if she prefers to have boots on, that's fine with me. ;-)



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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 7:46 AM      
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Good question, Painter. I'll opt for the thigh high leather (BLACK) with at least the 5" spiked heels. ;-)


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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:51 AM      
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Someone told me once that, considering the rate that advances in medicine and technology are being made, if you can survive the next ten years. You could potentially live forever.
This was about eight years ago.
So, I'm not leaving my Y2K shelter for another two years.


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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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quote:

Fuck that, i want to die in my sleep. Many, many, many, many, many, MANY years from now.

I'd go with sephiroth's in my sleep 70 years from now.





6 x many = 70......good to know.



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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:10 AM      
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as a skier/snowboarder, it has always been my wish to go out in an avalanche




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Maynard
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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quote:

You could potentially live forever.

It looks like OAS has already found out a way to do that. Now if only they could find a way to stop the aging......;-)

I would agree with wanting to watch what happens I think. I don't want it to be painful, but I don't want to be old and have lost my senses. I want to experience the whole thing. Sight, Smell, Sound. I just don't want to feel it.

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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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As long as I dont shit my pants when it happens, I will be eternally happy.






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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:07 AM      
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quote:

As long as I dont shit my pants when it happens,

Why should death be any different from your everyday life?

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
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I used to want to die in my sleep, but my friend's mother just died on Wednesday in a motorcycle accident, and she was doing the one thing she loved... I want to die doing what makes me happy too....this way I know the moments right before my death were happy ones like we know her's were....


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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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quote:

I want to die doing what makes me happy


And what would that be? What makes you happy?

I wanna die in my 80's banging a 20 year old chick just like Heffner



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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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I want to die having sex with Funbags.

I think it would be cool to die in the act. But I want to die in my sleep as well. Problem solved.

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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
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bullet, back of the head, short, quick, simple, painless. Decapitation might be cool too. oh the sex thing sounds nice.



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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
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if i could die while doing something that makes me happy i wish that i would have a massive coronary just after i finished choking the life out of kid a

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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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quote:

I want to die doing what makes me happy too....



Choking on a massive load of man chowder?



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Sephiroth
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
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quote:

I wanna die in my 80's banging a 20 year old chick just like Heffner



Hugh Heffner isnt dead.

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kindredbabe
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

i want to die in my sleep

Funny this thread comes up today...a good friend's dad passed away yesterday in his sleep. My friend said he looked so peaceful as if he was just taking a nap. I suppose that wouldn't be a bad way to go...


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JackDan1974
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
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I really don't car how I die as long as it is not being eaten by an animal(like a shark), by fire, or drowning.





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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I don't want to die at all. I want to be around forever.



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