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o&aswallow
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey HGW, that was nice of you to think of others first. The true spirit. For thinking of other first, please accept my gift to you, the first one on your list. Enjoy your X-box!




I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
spitfire421
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
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Well, if the world's gonna end soon, I might as well have as much fun as possible for now :)


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My friends call me Weed
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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quote:

Hey HGW, that was nice of you to think of others first. The true spirit.

I always enjoyed giving gifts more than receiving gifts - Thats why Christmas is my favorite holiday!
quote:

Enjoy your X-box!

Thanks - but its the wrong size LMAO!


..Land of the free...home of the brave...


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Arthur Dent
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
The one I know I won't get:

Two hand-made Philipino short swords with hand-carved wooden handles and sheaths. If you go to the Philipines, you can watch a guy make them for you.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I am at the age, where I have most of the things I want or need.
The one thing I truly want this X-mas is for Osama Bin Laden and his henchmen to be dead.

I reread this post and the word henchmen conjured up real bad images from the batman tv show.



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 11-7-01 @ 12:36 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Thanks - but its the wrong size LMAO!


Whatever happened to "it's the thought that counts"? Geeeezuz! :-)



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

sex might be nice too but i'm willing to exist with just that card thing.


Heh... go figure... Ikea picks TV over sex...

And damn, Sloats... I was gonna pick Lunch too.

Anyhoo... Christmas, eh? Can I get telepathy & telekinesis, or do I have to wait for my birthday?

All this mind control nonsense... I really must stop playing Yuri's Revenge.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
My list:

* A new computer
* New bedroom furniture
* Money for my tuition
* A vacation
* A car
* A puppy



i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
Psst...I know...you don't have to wear a dress anymore...but I still think there might be other things I want that I can have... ;)

USA




IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

* New bedroom furniture


Are you just gonna leave it lying in the park, or do you also want a room to put it in? ;)

I want my puppy to stop pissing when I leave the apartment.





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
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heyladiladi
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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Stop leaving so much beer out for him. ;)



FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Are you just gonna leave it lying in the park, or do you also want a room to put it in?



Grr...I'm not homeless...I showed ya...two benches = double bed ;)


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
So you were right about one thing...my team is still better than your team. And you were only right because you had a year to figure things out before I got here...but I'm still better because things happen here first... ;)

USA




Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
The Soprano boxed sets
A webcam
A nerd with a bow on him :-)

But if I can only have one, I want the same as Ken's Pen:

quote:

The one thing I truly want this X-mas is for Osama Bin Laden and his henchmen to be dead.




One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before
11. 2. 01.







This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-7-01 @ 3:37 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

A nerd with a bow on him


You have your pick of the litter around here!





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Heh... go figure... Ikea picks TV over sex...
You know, I honestly never looked at it that way. pretty sad isn't it. I mean I'd like sex but you know I'm just that bad with the opposite sex.

Oh and I'd like a personal apartment. Nothing against dorm life but I like solitary.



Wednesday November 7- Wedneday 10 am WB (NY) maury with freaks!!!... CBS: CMA Awards...NBC: Ed, West Wing, Law and Order...FOX: Temptation Island: The Wedding...Temptation Island 2 premiere...ABC: Wife and Kids, Jim, Carey, Whose Line...UPN: Enterprise, Special Unite 2...WB: Dawson's Creek, Felicity...Comdey Central 10- NEW SOUTH PARK, Beat the Geeks...
SweetAngel
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01

  1. DVD player
  2. digital camera
  3. piano (no, scratch that, nowhere to put it)
  4. cash to pay off my bills



Graduated from the now-closed Brokenjaw school for newbies
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
dearest santa,
for christmas i would like the following:

a new shiny black acoustic guitar

some new books and cd's

a new scarf

more chapstick to feed my addiction

and last but not least: a new boyfriend,preferably Lloyd Dobler, so that i will have someone to kiss under the mistletoe...pretty please

i deserve all of these things because i have been a very good grrl this year :)

...and i try not to let my emotions show
but it ain't a balloon i can just let go
it's an ice cream cone dripping in the sun
sticky hands
sticky arms
sticky situation...

nj_voodoo
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
All I want is the only good thing that France has to offer... Laetitia Casta.

Or if you all chip in, a few hours with porn star, Cassidey, would be fantastic!

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
To spend some quality time with my lord and savior, Jesus Christ.



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
oh and I guess I can go for a hot chick with mental problems as a girlfriend.



Wednesday November 7- Wedneday 10 am WB (NY) maury with freaks!!!... CBS: CMA Awards...NBC: Ed, West Wing, Law and Order...FOX: Temptation Island: The Wedding...Temptation Island 2 premiere...ABC: Wife and Kids, Jim, Carey, Whose Line...UPN: Enterprise, Special Unite 2...WB: Dawson's Creek, Felicity...Comdey Central 10- NEW SOUTH PARK, Beat the Geeks...
o&aswallow
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

i deserve all of these things because i have been a very good grrl this year



Hee, hee, hee.

But that reminds me, I would also like to ask Santa for a copy of his "naughty girls list". Nice!



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Sloatsburgh
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 5:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Swallow, I thought you were Santa, you Jolly Old Elf.





She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.

Sloats Burgh Buddy .
Cranky Ass
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
TIVO

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Tony Metropolis
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Here' my list, Santa Maynard, but I'm not sitting on your lap.

A big ass amplifier for my guitars
PS2 and/or X-Box (ain't I greedy)
Sopranos Season 2 Boxed Set
Britney Spear's Virginity (yeah right, virgin)
A Midget and/or Mentally Challenged Girl (damn, i'm greedy again)

"THE CAR HAD A SIGN THAT SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD, YOU DUMB FUCK!!!"
opak
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
- Nice bag of weed(buds only no seeds or stems)
- Lady to share it with who doesnt have a ton of baggage
- A nice waterbed with satin sheets

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01

  • a few PS2 games
  • some DVDs
  • a new computer
  • equiptment to hook up my PS2 (and new computer) to the cable modem downstairs


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