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GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
hmmm for christmas I would like...


  • t-shirt sheets with matching comforter
  • my own dvd player
  • a new sub for my car cause mine is shot
  • the new disney xmas dvd
  • the super litter maid (the electronic litter box that cleans itself)
  • a new cell phone






I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


The Mrs.
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 7:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
1. Anything from Bath and Body Works
2. More dvd porn
3. Jewlery
4. SOCKS they just seem to vanish!!
5. Money
6. A bulldog puppy
7. That damn rabbit i saw at the pet store



Got Porn?
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:46 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00





This space for sale.


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

The meanie mod said :
i deserve all of these things because i have been a very good grrl this year

lmao. Now that's funny. Thank you VG. I needed a good laugh today.

quote:

- Lady to share it with who doesnt have a ton of baggage

....insert mendi joke here...... ;) (just kiddin opak, just kiddin)

Lets see, Xmas gifts for the dwarf.....(how many elf jokes can people come up with? I wonder?)...
* Volvo C80 convertible coupe
* New computer with all the bells and whistles
* wide screen tv would be nice

But I'll settle for one day of peaceful vegetation without interuption in front of the TV


Operation Stalk The Commie Towelheaded Freak is now in full effect!
Have you seen Teen Jerkoff Boy lately? I'm looking for him.

Fuck you Ken.
Sephiroth
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Sweet, Sweet oblivion.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
AIM | E-MAIL | CHAT

PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

(how many elf jokes can people come up with? I wonder?)...
Ok !! ;)
quote:

* wide screen tv would be nice

Because it will look like the movies at your size.
quote:

But I'll settle for one day of peaceful vegetation without interuption in front of the TV

Sitting on a mushroom under the bridge?






This message was edited by heyladiladi on 11-8-01 @ 11:48 AM
o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Grumpy, no lifts or stilts on your x-mas list? Or what about one of those little cars that you and your dwarf friends can drive around in circles?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Spit said:
- a big bag of shrooms


If you get lucky, Spit, send Santa to my house after yours. ;-)


Realistically, I want:
- a new digital camera. Sony Cyber-Shot with the highest amount of mega pixels, being I only have the old version one with 2.1 megapixels.
- what the heck, a few more down pillows and down comforters. (who am I kidding...do I really have anymore room on my bed for more of these things?)

Now for the unrealistic stuff:
- 10 more Leonberger puppies:-)1 German Shepard puppy, 1 Rottweiler puppy, 2 wolf pups, a lion cub and a herd of horses. (I wish..I wish..I wish!)
- a maid
- a butler
- a chaeuffer
- a massuese
- last, but not least, a super-sonic idiot eliminater.

*EDIT - Oooops...forgot.. - a chef;-)




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This message was edited by LunaBabe on 11-8-01 @ 1:27 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

- a massuese



Ho ho ho! ;-)



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

The one thing I truly want this X-mas is for Osama Bin Laden and his henchmen to be dead.



I'll settle for wanting that for Thanksgiving Ken.

quote:

I want my puppy to stop pissing when I leave the apartment.
----
Stop leaving so much beer out for him.


That's funny.

Ok, my list.
Greedy:

  • Own apartment
  • Car
  • Laptop w/ Cable Modem

Not Greedy:

  • Parents to ease up and start enjoying their lives
  • For a certain someone to make a god damn decision about the future... *COUGH COUGH*
  • I want my friends to start being happier, as impossible as it seems
  • Start enjoying what I have, since I know I won't get what I want



Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.
ClusterF@#$
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Insert iron mike voice here.... All I want for Christmas is my two front teef.
tankGrrl24
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
1)Money
2)Someone to adopt boyfriend.(jobless)
3)A new boyfriend.(preferably one with money)
4)Breast implants.(saline not silicone)
5)An apartment far away from NY.
6)Money

"DROP,AND GIVE ME...ONE HUNDREDTAKE HEEDIF YOU DON'T LIKE BEING IN OUR COUNTRY"

GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR COUNTRY



virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:


Now that's funny. Thank you VG. I needed a good laugh today


well eff you vertically challenged little man, i have been nothing but the bestest this year :)





...and i try not to let my emotions show
but it ain't a balloon i can just let go
it's an ice cream cone dripping in the sun
sticky hands
sticky arms
sticky situation...

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 10:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Ok I've come up with some more .
* A personality (not that TV nerd isn't bad...)
* My own apartment (I mentioned it before)
* Telepathy or Telekinesis
* No Financial insecurities (I'm not in debt per se but I still feel nervous using money)
* some sort of ambition



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Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Just about everyone wants a DVD player so it shouldn't be a suprise that I want one. I wouldn't mind an X-Box..even though I don't think that I would be able to find the free time to play it. I mean, I already use all of my free time posting on message boards, downloading porn, jerking to porn, and watching tv...an X-Box would just ruin my schedule.




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