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Kid Afrika	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 2:26 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Just a few tips for drivers everywhere... Traffic lights only turn one shade of green. When they do so, push firmly on the long skinny pedal on the right with your foot. Turn signals do not enable your car to turn, they are there to warn other drivers that you are about to turn. Please turn them on at least 150 feet before you reach your turn. Rain is not as slippery as ice. However, you do not need to test this theory by slamming on your brakes in the fast lane of a major highway. Snow is not out to ruin your car. As long as you drive carefully and don't make drastic sudden turns/stops, you will be fine. It is no reason to go 10 mph on a straight flat road, just because there's a little snow on the ground. The left lane is for passing, and this doesn't refer to passing gas. If you are not doing the speed limit (at the minimum), get in the right lane. If someone speeds up behind you, it is not your responsibility to slow down. What you should do instead is pull into another lane to allow them to pass. What do you care if they get a ticket? Do not follow bad drivers to yell at them. People carry guns. When encountering merging traffic, maintain a consistent speed and do not change lanes suddenly. It is not your responsibility to slow down to let people in. Either move out of the lane, or just maintain your speed. You can not make a left hand turn from a divided highway in New Jersey. I don't care how many stop lights there are on the highway, you can't make a left turn. That would be why they have those big signs that say, "NO LEFT TURN". And last (for now), but not least, you do not stop and back up the road when you miss your turn. I know it's a classic, and it's even one of the questions on the written test for a driver's license, but people still do it everyday. The real solution is to continue to a u-turn and circle back to the desired road. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 2:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Driving Pointers From Your Friendly Neighborhood Negro Kid, thanks for reminding me that you were black, I almost forgot. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 2:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	You forgot one. Every negro you hit with your car is worth 50 points.

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 2:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Maynard???? Quote of the Day - Yahoo sucks. - Me If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 2:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: You can not make a left hand turn from a divided highway in New Jersey. I don't care how many stop lights there are on the highway, you can't make a left turn. That would be why they have those big signs that say, "NO LEFT TURN". And remember, kids, three rights make a left. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 2:47 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	Do you get a hard on from posting new threads? src="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ikeaboym oviepic/files/goresig.jpg"> "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Munday december 10- CBS: King, Ellen, Raymand, Becker...NBC: Link, Watchi, Jordan...FOX: Public, McBeal...ABC: Millionare, MNF, BET: Bucktown USA... WB: 7th Heaven, Angel...TNT: 8-10, 10-12-Pretender: Islands of the Haunted This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 12-10-01 @ 2:48 PM

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 2:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	Oh and turning on red in NYC is illegal. From your other friendly neighborhood negroz(TM). I've been wrong, I've been down Into the bottom of every bottle These five words in my head Scream "are we having fun yet?"

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 2:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	when performing a drive-by,first set a good cruising speed. then point your automatic weapon out of the window, and comense firing. ;) CEBOLLA dogs know

Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 2:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Do you get a hard on from posting new threads? you better hope that was irony mister. lol Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 2:54 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	one more - if the hood/roof of your car is covered w/frozen ice/snow, clean it off before you head to the highway so that the person behind you doesn't have to swerve to avoid it when it comes flying off in a huge sheet

Kid Afrika	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 3:02 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Do you get a hard on from posting new threads? I wouldn't call it a hard on, it's more of a chubby. :) And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"

imapervert I want my two dollars!	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 3:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	People can't fucking drive. I drive alot 80,000 a year and I have a few more pointers for you fine folks. If you are making a fucking left turn, pull over to the left of the lane you are in. I see fucking idiots everyday pull over to the right of the goddamn lane when they are setting up a left, How the fuck am I supposed to get around you when you have the whole lane blocked off. Fucking assholes. If you are on a multi-lane highway and the cars to your right side are passing you, you're in the wrong fucking lane. You should only get passed by cars on your left. Just because you have two or more people in your car it doesn't mean that you HAVE to drive in the HOV lane. What is the sense in driving in the HOV if you're just going to go slow. If you want to go slow, stay in the righter most lane. I'm sure I have a few others, I just need some time.

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 3:10 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Every negro you hit with your car is worth 50 points. 100 if they're not looking 250 if they're armed 500 if they're armed and pointing a gun at you deduct 25 if they're a senior Add 250 if they're blind Fuck you Ken.

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 3:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Driving Pointers From Your Friendly Neighborhood Negro You're black? quote: one more - if the hood/roof of your car is covered w/frozen ice/snow, clean it off before you head to the highway so that the person behind you doesn't have to swerve to avoid it when it comes flying off in a huge sheet Esp. you cocksuckers in the vans! Quote of the Day - Yahoo sucks. - Me If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 4:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 4:20 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Kid, you forgot to bitch about how hard it is to concentrate on the road with Ms. Daisy yappin' in your ear. Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts? Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 5:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	first, i'd like to thank the moron for brightening my day just a little bit. 2nd: quote: You can not make a left hand turn from a divided highway in New Jersey. in new york, this is encouraged. in fact, if you really want to make all your fellow motorists happy, make a u-turn from the right lane of a 3 lane road. An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 6:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: You're black? I think he is actually our friendly neighborhood mulatto. But that just doesn't have the same ring to it I guess. You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

njstrawberry	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 7:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	How could someone who uses only public transportation know anything about how people should drive? ;) ...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE... We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!

JackDan1974	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 7:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: Kid, you forgot to bitch about how hard it is to concentrate on the road with Ms. Daisy yappin' in your ear. Now that made me laugh....

Bartman	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 7:56 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	what a great posts for someone as myself is learning how to drive....Now my input a yellow light means slow downn not hammer down on the gas peddle to see if you can beat it...Just slow down and be prepared to stop at the red Visit my webpage you can also email me E-Mail Me

Kid Afrika	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 7:59 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	No no no, an amber light means stop if you can do so safely. DO NOT slam on your brakes at a yellow light if someone is following closely behind you. There's not a cop in this world that will give you a ticket if the guy behind you blows the light too. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:00 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Now my input a yellow light means slow downn not hammer down on the gas peddle to see if you can beat it Bullshit, yellow means get your ass in gear before the light changes and stop being a pussy. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Bullshit, yellow means get your ass in gear before the light changes and stop being a pussy. There ya go, and Froy's driving skills are legendary. There isn't a sidewalk safe from the terror that is fearless Kingshit behind the wheel. :) Gonzo was just a phase.... SLASH is my world now!

King f-tard	posted on 12-11-2001 @ 8:40 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Do not follow bad drivers to yell at them. People carry guns. Yes, and you should use yours when an asshole cuts you off. IM me Or E-Mail Me Lets Go Knicks.

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