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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Favorite pick up lines | ||||
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| IAmMighty | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 12:19 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00  | "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants." "Your ass must be made of jam, 'cause jelly don't shake like that." "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me."  This message was edited by IAmMighty on 12-11-01 @ 12:37 AM | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 12:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I like to go with: "H-h-h-h-i uhhhh you ya h-h-hh-ave w-w-w-e m-m-met uhhhh shit" and then I run away.  You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done? | ||||
| IAmMighty | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 12:31 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | "That dress is very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be cumming too." "Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?" | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 12:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | This is one that always works for me: Is that a keg in your pants, because I'd like to tap that ass.  Our Flag always stands. God Bless The USA. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 1:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Do you like Campbell's soup...cuz you look mmmmm, mmmmm good. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 9:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | "I like my women the same way I like my coffee." "Yeah? How do you like your coffee?" "Cold and Indifferent."
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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 9:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | How about a few favorite board member pickup lines? Joey - Yo, check out these biceps? Nice, huh? Tequila - Jo honey, I got me a low rider baby. Wanna go for a ride? Gonzo - Got any kids? FNMoron - A few more tokes of this for me and you'd be really hot. Ikea - I only got $20. What does that get me? Alkey - is your schlong bigger than mine? AFD - I'm in the military. Wanna bang a hero? Froy - I can make you a moderator. Kid - (nothing will ever work) Magus - Do you know where the nearest ATM is? Sean - Here! Now! On your knees bitch! I'll let you know when I'm done. Teenweek - There was this really cool article on the web about ......and it said.......would you like to see a printout of it. I have it right here. Fez- At least I'm not Alkey. my personal favorite one to use is - You smell nice. Douche or dressing?  Fuck you Ken. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 11:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. Hey baby, I'll fuck you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done. I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off. Quote of the Day - I think you're an asshole. No, no, let me correct that, an immature asshole. Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes. - Bachelor Party  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 12:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I always prefered this one:"Excuse me while I whip this out" ::sproing:::) Grumpy-where you been bitch????  E-Mail Me | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 12:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Nice thighs. What time do they open? Av8er Radio [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 12:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you Sandy Kane. I know a guy who operates on the "Probablility Principle." You ask ten girls straight up, "Let's cut though the crap, would you like to have some kind of sex with me at some point during the night?" Strangley enough, it works about one out of every ten times. The caliber of the women he went to bed with some nights left a little to be desired...but hey, that's what God invented the light switch for. I also like "Hey baby, wanna wrestle?" Either that, or I skip the pick-up lines all together and use a "Love Brick". It's a normal everyday brick, but you hit a girl in the head with it, and she gets so horny she passes out.  "I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." - Rodney Dangerfield | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 12:57 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I always prefered the kid Afrika "Yo fool, what you doin with my woman?"  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 1:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Nice, I gotta use that one sometime. My favorite was always, "Hey baby, I lost my number, can I borrow yours"  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 1:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: That's almost as groovy as the 2 best "dress" lines. -hey baby that dress is very becoming on you. then again if I was wrapped around your body like that, I 'd be cumming too. -Hey babe that dress looks so good. It'd look even better hanging on my bed post. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 2:21 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Now I know why everyone spends so much time on the board and so little time getting laid :) | ||||
| LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 2:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: How did she figure into this?  | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 2:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | One that made me laugh. I was at a frat party with a friend who walked up to a girl and asked if she ever had her belly button licked. She made a disgusted face and said yes, to which he replied, "from the inside?" | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 2:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Well Gonz, it may not be "Hey little boy, if you like to suck on lollipops...." but it's at least ahead of the dress ones. | ||||
| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 2:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | One of my favorites that I always use (actually, it's the only one I use) is "So, do you wanna fuck or should I apologize?" So far, it has never worked for me. O&A bit of the day Norton's One Question for Gene Simmons | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 5:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Speak for yourself  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 5:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | This is not so much a pick up line, but a quick response if you ask a girl to dance and she says no. "Bitch I didn't ask you dance I said you look fat in those pants" | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | Ones that I've heard: "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?" "Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight." "Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?" "If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"  Sig Pic Approved By IrishAlkey | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 9:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Here Here Chalupa! I agree. ;)  | ||||
| LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | Here's one that I have heard: "If I told you you have a nice body would you hold it against me"? | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 11:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | From one of my favorite movies... Drunk Guy: "Hey, I sure would like to get into your underwear." Woman: "Yeah, well I've already got an asshole in my underwear, and I don't need another one."  This message was brought to you by a man who would like to remind you that he does NOT have a vagina. | ||||
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