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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Well Gonz, it may not be "Hey little boy, if you like to suck on lollipops...."


You get anywhere with that one ferret boy?




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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Speak for yourself

I'm married, so I don't need pick-up lines. :)

GonzoStyle
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
I'm married, so I don't need pick-up lines.


No, but maybe your husband does.




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Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
MYLF always gets me with, "My husband just left".

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
No, but maybe your husband does

Well, I'll be sure to pass all these along to him, and we'll see how he does.
quote:
MYLF always gets me with, "My husband just left".
See, the direct approach always works best ;)

Kid Afrika
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Hey MILF, would you ever cheat on your husband?




And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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snortin norton
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
always a crowd pleaser....

"may i wipe your seat off before you sit down"

then proceed to wipe your face.

of course there's always.. "do you fuck on first dates?"





I've decided to increase my post count, because I'm going to quit this job anyways. Why not get some status??
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Hey MILF, would you ever cheat on your husband?

Well, I never say never ;)

Kid Afrika
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
No, no, no, you are supposed to say "NO" so that I can give the following punchline...

"Will you hold still while I do?"

PFFT!!! Just like a woman to ruin a good joke. :)




And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"


snortin norton
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
try.....

"mind if i wipe your seat before you sit down?"

then wipe your face.

"do you fuck on first dates?"


I've decided to increase my post count, because I'm going to quit this job anyways. Why not get some status??
Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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Snortin Norton, graduate of the Vos school of comedy. I laughed more the second time around.

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
No, no, no, you are supposed to say "NO" so that I can give the following punchline...
hehe, and to think, I actually thought about how to answer that question, *patting myself on the back*, it was funnier this way anyway :)

Kid Afrika
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
it was funnier this way anyway


Bah, ya dumb broad. ;)




And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"


IAmMighty
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together..."

Always liked that one, never worked, but I like it anyway.

"Your beautiful, but you'd look alot better with my dick in your mouth!"

"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

"Are you wearing space underwear? 'cause your ass is out of this world."

IAmMighty
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 2:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
"Fuck me bitch. Be the whore that you are."

Note date & time

GonzoStyle
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
"Fuck me bitch. Be the whore that you are."


You'll fit in well with that one tonight.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.
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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 12-15-2001 @ 8:29 PM      
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quote:
A kid I know walked up to a girl


OK now I know you weren't talking about Hunntington, cuse GS might get mad his bitch is cheating on him.


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Kisko
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Here's one guys. You go up to a woman and say: "I got a f, c, and k. all I need is u".

This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 12-17-01 @ 10:06 AM
Drusilla
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JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 12-17-2001 @ 7:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
"That dress is very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be cumming too."


damn, you stole my line.

quote:
"Are you hungry because we could go back to my place and you could eat me."


nice, i think that's my new favorite



have some chuckles

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