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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Where in the silly skullfuck is everyone?
Maynard
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
What the hell is going on?? Where is everyone? No one should be on vacation till next week. GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND ENTERTAIN ME BITCHES!

>)


don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

People suck.

This message was edited by Upuauat on 12-20-01 @ 11:32 AM

This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 12-20-01 @ 11:32 AM
OAAWITE
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Unga?

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
riiiiiight..........

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Remember-Laughter heals.
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well I'm here, and I'm on vacation as of 5:30 pm today :)

Sig Pic Under Construction

The mind is like a parachute...it works best when it is open


You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!


Sephiroth
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND ENTERTAIN ME BITCHES!


Last time you tried that line, Kid pulled off the ultimate Thread Hijack. Be careful... others might know how to do it.....

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Sig Pic is a Original VirginGrrl Creation! My Ninjas, Robots, and army of Zombies are now are her disposal.

King f-tard
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I'm right here, wanna fuck?






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Where ... is everyone?

Your Mom's Box! They are trapped!




No great thing is created suddenly. Y

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
What am I? A fuckin clown? Do I fuckin amuse you?

Here's what you do - (this straight from Howie himself).

Ya go down to the bakery
Take a number




and go fuck yourself....
that should kill about 2 minutes of your time.

If that doesn't work, I'm sure Ladi can lend you one of her 2 headed supersized generator powered vibrating dildos to use. Don't forget to ask her for the spike attachments. Metal says they work very well......

LMMFAO........


Santa beefs up his security after a call from Afghanistan!
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

What am I? A fuckin clown? Do I fuckin amuse you?


Bingo? Bingo the Clown-O? Hi Bingo.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

I'm right here, wanna fuck?

Oh look Grumpy, since you've been keeping Wilbur all to yourself, burying the Yule Log, Ftard got lonely. You've forced him into propositioning Seph. And how can that compare to the sweet love of a pig, what with that little tail to tickle his nose and all.




No great thing is created suddenly. Y

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Bingo's dead. I killed him, skull fucked him and ground his bones for face powder. b-i-n-g-o and bingo is no more.


DO YOU FEAR CLOWNS?
DO I SCARE YOU?
Maynard
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Actually Grump, the bakery idea doesn't sound half bad. It sure as fuck beats the usual, F-Tard ramming his cum gun into wilbur a few thousand times while Magus tongue's his ass.

But then again, these guys don't like change, so maybe I'll just sit around and spank up my diseased labia ripper.


don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

People suck.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I've been busy. New job is going to take awhile to get used to. New job, same desk. Atleast the chair is comfortable.

quote:

Ladi can lend you one of her 2 headed supersized generator powered vibrating dildos



Dirty girl. ;) Do you ever check your hotmail mail???

Quote of the Day - We've got bush - Revenge of the Nerds


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Sephiroth
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
HI BINGO. BINGO THE CLOWN-O.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Sig Pic is a Original VirginGrrl Creation! My Ninjas, Robots, and army of Zombies are now are her disposal.

o&aswallow
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Gilligan, didn't you know that people don't post here anymore? You will have to amuse yourself. Click on one of the amateur ad banners. I'm sure there is a gay section. That should keep you giggling for hours.

<====== Oh, I see that third status line is still there. Yuk!! Oh well, later.



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 12-20-01 @ 12:31 PM
WoRMFACE
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hello



You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
there is a clown that lives under my bed and every night tries to eat my toes. hes a bad clown

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Maynard
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

there is a clown that lives under my bed and every night tries to eat my toes.

Does he pop out while you're sleeping and throw cotton balls at you?


don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

People suck.

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me!

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me!


Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me!


Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me!


Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me!

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me!


GW- no mail...





No great thing is created suddenly. Y

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Does he pop out while you're sleeping and throw cotton balls at you?


no. that is a completely different clown

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

ENTERTAIN ME BITCHES

My mother always told me that if I was really bored, I should go clean my room then stick my rape rod in a light socket.

That might work for you

Some other things you can do to entertain yourself:
Count ceiling tiles in your place of business
Floss
Think of all the prime numbers between 1 and 100000000
Write your life story
Pet a dog
Flog the dolphin
Draw a picture of what a chair would look like if our knees bent the other way

...and many more


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
Sloatsburgh
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O.K., who didn't see that coming. Where's GS? Let's sing his song:
It's Kinko, It's Kinko
The kid loving clown
"If the kids just love me back
I'll never where a frown"






She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.

Sloats Burgh Buddy .
HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
hehehe... clowns are funny.... hehehehe....


[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
Warning: I will be pissed off until June 28th, 2002.
HAB 11/5/80-11/20/01. IWALY.

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hmm...clowns...is anyone getting a wierd deja vu kind of feeling?



"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01


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