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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Oh my god! There's an axe in my head! | ||||
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| Maynard | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:00 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | What's your favorite saying? Do you know how to translate it into foreign languages? Personally I like to be able to know how to say my favorite saying in any country I should ever want to visit. How to say "Oh my god! There's an axe in my head" in various languages: Afrikaans: O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop! Alsatian: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf! Ancient Greek: O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale! Assyrian: iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu Babylonian: iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu Bengali: Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche. Bosnian: Boze moj! sjekira mi je u glavi. Danish: Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved. Dutch: O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd. Egyptian: in Amun! iw minb m tp-i! English: Oh my god! There's an axe in my head. Esperanto: Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo! Finnish: Voi Luoja! Päässäni on kives! French: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete. German: Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf! Greek: hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou! Hebrew: Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li! Hindi: Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain. Hungarian: Jaj Istenem, egy fejsze van a fejemben!! Icelandic: Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer. Irish: Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann. Italian: Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa! Japanese: ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu. Klingon: ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'! Korean: Oh, mapsosa, nae muhrieh dokiga itdani! Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est. Latvian: Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva! Malayalam: Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei. Maori: Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna! Marathi: Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay. Norwegian: Herre Gud! Jeg har en aks i hodet! Polish: O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie! Portuguese: Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca! Russian: Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove! Slovenian: Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi. Spanish: Dios mio! Hay un hacha en mi cabeza! Swahili: Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil! Swedish: Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet! Tagalog: Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko! Ukrainian: Gospody! V mene topor v golovi! Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida Welsh: A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!  don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery This message was edited by Maynard on 12-23-01 @ 8:01 PM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Next time, stay out of my status.
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| njstrawberry | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: quote: You expect an alcoholic to follow directions. ;)  | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Your status? BAH! Isn't it really OUR status? Your status wouldn't be funny without US to laugh at it now would it? don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | quote: And if it is OUR status, what's wrong with us enjoying a little pizza while reading OUR status?  I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Your logic is flawed, you assume we need You.
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| Maynard | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: You need me more then you'll ever know. don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Assorted useful phrases in French, Spanish, & German... from the The Zompist Phrasebook There's a corpse on the bed. Please change the sheets. Il y a un cadavre sur le lit. S'il vous plaît, faites changer les draps. Hay un muerto en mi cama. Por favor, cambie las sábanas. Da liegt eine Leiche auf dem Bett. Bitte wechseln sie die Laken. The bellboy won't score me any coke. Le groom refuse de me procurer un petit peu de came. El mozo se niega a venderme cocaÃna. Der Page will mir kein Koks bringen. I may be drunk, but tomorrow morning I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly. Je suis peut-être saoul[e], mais demain matin je serai décuité[e], et tu seras toujours aussi hideux [hideuse]. Puede que esté borracho, pero mañana estaré sobrio [sobria], y usted todavia será feo [fea]. Ich bin vielleicht betrunken, aber morgen bin ich wieder nüchtern, und du wirst immer noch hässlich sein. You're very pretty for a foreigner. Vous êtes très jolie [joli], pour une étrangère [un étranger]. Usted es muy guapa [guapo] para ser extranjera [extranjero]. Du bist sehr schön für eine Ausländerin [einen Ausländer]. I've never thought that 'impotent' means you can't have a good time. Je pense pas que l'impuissance empêche de prendre du bon temps, n'est-ce pas ? Nunca pensé que ser impotente significa que uno no puede divertirse. Ich war nie der Meinung, dass 'impotent' heisst, dass man nicht seinen Spass haben kann. Are all of your jails this filthy? Vos prisons sont toutes aussi dégueulasses ? ¿Todas sus cárceles son asà de inmundas? Sind alle eure Gefängnisse so schmutzig?  This message was edited by heyladiladi on 12-23-01 @ 8:27 PM | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Look what you did Maynard...he's gonna sic his Ninja's on you now  Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. This message was edited by TheGooch on 12-23-01 @ 8:32 PM | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:30 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Hey guys! Remember that time when me and fez had the sig pic war? That was AWESOME!!!11 This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 12-23-01 @ 8:32 PM | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | maynerd, are you striving to have yours as the only name in the posted by column? oh, and i Y my status :)  need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Hey kid, nobody likes an attention whore I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Die, rat bastard. Vas te faire voir chez les Grecs, espèce d'ordure. Muere, mierda. Stirb, Rattenarsch. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 |  don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:43 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote:  This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 12-23-01 @ 8:45 PM | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Attention Whore n.: A 'newbie' or veteran poster who posts frequent nonsensical and/or shocking posts in order to bring attention to themselves. These people are looking for quick notoriety in order to establish themselves into being 'noticed' by the peers of the message board. don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 8:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:  Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 9:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey k1d, are you getting the hint yet that you are an attention whore? What's next, blowing the mods? don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 9:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | if he's blowing us, let me tell you, he's not doing a good job =) Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 9:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones los que vivo en las casas de cristal no debe lanzar piedras ceux qui vivent dans les maisons de verre ne devraient pas jeter des pierres die, die in den Glashäusern leben, sollten nicht Steine werfen coloro che vive in case di vetro non dovrebbero gettare le pietre aqueles que vivem nas casas de vidro não devem jogar pedras ;) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com This message was edited by crx girl on 12-23-01 @ 9:17 PM | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 9:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Same here Tricia. It's berry funny. ;) | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 9:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | WEll where the hell did k1d go? WTF? Maybe he ran out of beer again. don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 10:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I thought Colt 45 was a beer. Why does that look like a soda bottle Maynard? ;) | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 10:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: its actually a malt liquor, honkie. AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 12-23-2001 @ 10:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: That coming from you, is hysterical my friend. lol | ||||
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