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Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Since we can't Post our "Treats" without it being EDITED...here's the file i was trying to send ya!!

http://crybabyhowie.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/snuka01small.jpg

....And by the way, this matter's already been taken up with "Higher Authority" and is okay to post because there's no "Visible" image...so lick my Herp Blister encrusted sack!! LMAO!! Enjoy!!

Apparently There are new rules regarding Sig Pics.....I can't Post this one but a newer, more politically correct version is on the way!!

http://crybabyhowie.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cbhnew01.jpg


I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I will never look at corn the same way again


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

http://crybabyhowie.tripod.com


since he has been out of the loop on a lot of things, anyone wanna give him the bad news?


Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!
Sephiroth
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

since he has been out of the loop on a lot of things, anyone wanna give him the bad news?

I suppose I'll do it. Tripod no longer allows hotlinking. As such, you cant host your sigs on Tripod. But send the pic to the Email Address in my profile, I'll gladly host your sigs for you on my server.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
or maybe he can try homestea.... no wait.... maybe geocit... hmmmm... not that either.... i got it! tulips.... oh yeah, they're very easily offended.

guess he's all yours, sephie.


Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Yes, yes people...i do know that none of the old servers allow hot-linking. I'm still in the process of finding a free one because i refuse to have to pay to spread my filth..lol!! And thanks for offering to host my filth on your site Seph, i think i'm gonna actually break down and pay a site to take care of this crap....UGGHHHH!!! God, i remember the good 'ol days where everyone was linked to Geocities...LMAO!

Well I'm glad ya'll liked the corn. I got the "Rules" this afternoon and I'm gonna have to make "Changes" to my sigs or any other things we post...LOL (sinister laugh)!

Oh well....if anyone knows of any other free "Community" sites that allow linking, pass that shit along..lol!!

Apparently There are new rules regarding Sig Pics.....I can't Post this one but a newer, more politically correct version is on the way!!

Visit this Website


I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Oh, What's This BULLSHIT!! I see the Link to My Sig has suddenly disappeared and been replaced by a nicey-nice Tripod logo!! DON'T FUCK WITH MY SHIT DOUCHEBAG!! I See that there are 2...TWO mods on right now and one's my pal!! I spoke with "People" today and was told that linking would be no problem! So pull the fucking righteous rod out of your ass and lay off my shit!!

Apparently There are new rules regarding Sig Pics.....I can't Post this one but a newer, more politically correct version is on the way!!

Visit this Website


I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Oh, What's This BULLSHIT!! I see the Link to My Sig has suddenly disappeared and been replaced by a nicey-nice Tripod logo!! DON'T FUCK WITH MY SHIT DOUCHEBAG!! I See that there are 2...TWO mods on right now and one's my pal!! I spoke with "People" today and was told that linking would be no problem! So pull the fucking righteous rod out of your ass and lay off my shit!!

Apparently There are new rules regarding Sig Pics.....I can't Post this one but a newer, more politically correct version is on the way!!

Visit this Website


I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
i'll field this one, sephie...

howie, it's not a mod at work. it's tripod themselves. try to look at a picture hosted by tripod anywhere besides a tripod homepage and all you will see is the "This Image Hosted By Tripod" image.


Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!
Sephiroth
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Howie, they dont allow hotlinking PERIOD. They got all their bases covered. You cant link to it, and you cant post it as a picture. You are allowed to link questionable material, but you cant link it if the server you are linking from doesnt allow it.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Ummm...retraction...I'm a DICK who eats his own retarded CUM...LMAO!! I didn't realize that the reason why my stupid fucking sig pick link wasn't showing up was because i'm a friggin light-bulb-headed retarded mongloid and made a change to my stupid ass profile a few minutes ago....Ahhhh I SUUCK!! Apologies to those who i directed my earlier tirade to...I'm a TOOL!!

So, what else is going on tonight...LMAO!!

Apparently There are new rules regarding Sig Pics.....I can't Post this one but a newer, more politically correct version is on the way!!

Visit this Website


I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Ahh...i wish we could turn back time one year ago when everything was a free-for-all..lmao!!

Apparently There are new rules regarding Sig Pics.....I can't Post this one but a newer, more politically correct version is on the way!!

TRIPOD CAN LICK THE BACK OF MY HERP BLISTER SCARRED SACK


I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention a Complete retarded TOOL!!

This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 1-9-02 @ 1:58 AM
Sephiroth
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Well, I uploaded it anyway, because everyone should see this outstanding masterpeice of a sig. You can use it until you find something permanent.

http://oasephiroth.homestead.com/files/Sigs/cbhnew01.jpg

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
LMMFAO Seph!! Thank you very much for willing to take a bullet and be painted as a "Sicko"...I appreciate your offer and help and apologize for coming off as a complete insane douchebag!!

You guys just don't know...i feel like field General who went through many a battles and had a lot of authority.......now i'm reduced to sitting in a bed and smelling the stench of my warm piss and waiting for my Haitain nurse to come around once a day to wipe my ass and clean me up...LMAO!!

But, I still have no complaints..LMAO!! Keep up the good work ya Knob-Gobblers..lol!!

[ img ]Apparently There are new rules regarding Sig Pics.....I can't Post this one but a newer, more politically correct version is on the way!![ /img ]

I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention a Complete retarded TOOL!!

This message was edited by SLASH on 1-9-02 @ 2:24 AM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:22 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
that is one hell of a sig pic cbh, good job


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Jan 9- CBS: 60 Minuts 2, Michael Jackson replay...NBC: Ed, West Wing, Law and Order- new all...FOX: 70s Show (R), Grounded (R), Bernie Mac (R), Titus (NEW)...ABC: American Music Awards (w/ Jenny McCarthy and Puff Daddy)...UPN: Enterprise repeat 2 hours...WB: the Mask...HBO PLus: 9- American Psycho...CINEMAX: 10- Dude where's my car
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Hey Seph, I hosted it and updated his signature. But I have since removed it 'cause Froy finds the pic to be in the Pr0n category. I don't see it that way, but oh well.



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Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Yeah, apparently it falls into the Po*n realm...but wait 'till you see what's allowed to slip by...LMAO!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention a Complete retarded TOOL!!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:35 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Where'd the pic go? It was gross and funny.
quote:

But I have since removed it 'cause Froy finds the pic to be in the Pr0n category. I don't see it that way, but oh well.
Oh poopy


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Jan 9- CBS: 60 Minuts 2, Michael Jackson replay...NBC: Ed, West Wing, Law and Order- new all...FOX: 70s Show (R), Grounded (R), Bernie Mac (R), Titus (NEW)...ABC: American Music Awards (w/ Jenny McCarthy and Puff Daddy)...UPN: Enterprise repeat 2 hours...WB: the Mask...HBO PLus: 9- American Psycho...CINEMAX: 10- Dude where's my car
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Well poeple...time for me to tuck my abducted, runaway, tri-plegic amputee girl scout in for the night....(..and you do know what she uses her one arm for don't ya)! Thanks for letting me be a raving lunatic for the night...god it would have been so much better with Beer..LOL!!

C-Ya'll tomorrow!!

CBH



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention a Complete retarded TOOL!!
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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

But I have since removed it 'cause Froy finds the pic to be in the Pr0n category. I don't see it that way, but oh well.
Yeah, I gotta agree with Slash...It's not Pr0n unless it's causes sexual thought...ok, so in Gonzo's mind it might be pr0n...if it was a dog's ass, Maynard might get excited...hmm, it's definately a tough call...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 7:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
LMAO..very nice CBH. One of the first times I got hungry and erect at the same time looking at a pic. Well time for me to get back to my cave and remove the glowing red shishkebob skewer from my pisshole.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 10:08 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
... um... wow, that's quite the sig pic...

Of course, if I saw the guy on the street I'd tackle him and lick him like a starved cat. ;)

It's so nice that CB is easily entertained. half of this thread is him talking to himself.



I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Damn, makes me want to eat corn on the cob looking at Howies hairy ass. Be nice to insert the eaten cob up there and get some buttery goodnes.




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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Christ no wonder I couldn't sleep last night: The smell of severed cock n' balls decomposing in Howie's Mac truck wide ass.


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JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 3:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Christ no wonder I couldn't sleep last night: The smell of severed cock n' balls decomposing in Howie's Mac truck wide ass.


No Fez I think the reason you couldnt sleep is because the festering syphillis lesions on your fetus file are enflamed from too much rubbing with 20 grit sandpaper while watching under the rainbow.


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