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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:17 AM      
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OK, we all know how the game works on the show.

Why not give it a try on the board?

Ladies and, I can’t stress this enough, ladies ONLY (I’m talking to you Alkey), grab your keyboard and rub it on “your most intimate of areas”. We’ll try to guess what’s in your pants.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

This message was edited by barch97 on 1-10-02 @ 9:39 AM
WoRMFACE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:25 AM      
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This game has as much potential as the XFL.

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn
heyladiladi
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:27 AM      
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hiothfinf uhr77eifhe;2 jefieknfo26eafhw9ifci46wjfkn

ok guess :D



I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
Ken'sPen
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:28 AM      
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Well now we know how fblrufjanl; chose his name.
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Ladi, you are supposed to rub the OUTSIDE.



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 1-10-02 @ 9:30 AM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:28 AM      
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Well, that's cheating... You gotta take your pants off first.

*Edit: btw... I liked the XFL


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

This message was edited by barch97 on 1-10-02 @ 9:30 AM
WoRMFACE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:31 AM      
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quote:

*Edit: btw... I liked the XFL





Im proud of you.

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn


This message was edited by WoRMFACE on 1-10-02 @ 9:34 AM
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:35 AM      
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quote:

hiothfinf uhr77eifhe;2 jefieknfo26eafhw9ifci46wjfkn

ok guess :D
OK...I'm guessing cojoined fetus with twatto Jr. on the side :p



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



RonRon5477
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:43 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

hiothfinf uhr77eifhe;2 jefieknfo26eafhw9ifci46wjfkn
WTF! In the middle, how the hell do you get from a ; to a 2?! they are on opposite sides of the keyboard! unless you have a huge bunt. that would explain it.


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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:47 AM      
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quote:

hiothfinf uhr77eifhe;2 jefieknfo26eafhw9ifci46wjfkn




i think that is a mohawk


boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:48 AM      
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HEY!!!!!!!

This is so chauvanistic!!!! I want to know what's in the Guy's Pants!!!!

Start fessing up... needle in a haystack or empire state building???

The Painter
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:48 AM      
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quote:

hiothfinf uhr77eifhe;2 jefieknfo26eafhw9ifci46wjfkn

Well f uhr is close to the Fuhrer, so I'll go with, Hitler moustache.


Ken'sPen
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:52 AM      
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quote:

haystack


Boobookitty has an Earth Momma bush.

WoRMFACE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:53 AM      
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quote:

hiothfinf uhr77eifhe;2 jefieknfo26eafhw9ifci46wjfk



Are you working for D&M?

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:54 AM      
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quote:

HEY!!!!!!!

This is so chauvanistic!!!! I want to know what's in the Guy's Pants!!!!

Start fessing up... needle in a haystack or empire state building???
OK... boobookunty... here goes...

`1

take your best guess...:eek:



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



WoRMFACE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:59 AM      
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quote:

`1




A pimple?:confused:

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn
Ken'sPen
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:59 AM      
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Moron said

quote:

`1

Moron, from what I heard.....you made a typo.
That should be 1"


This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 1-10-02 @ 10:03 AM
danked
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:01 AM      
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quote:

take your best guess...:eek:


hmmmmmm... i dunno... someone else's sig pic perhaps?


Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!
skitchr4u
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:01 AM      
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wow, ken made a funny:):)

heyladiladi
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:02 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
RonRon - yuo suk !!1

FN - no fair you peeked - lmao

BooBoo - with this board, my guess is "Eunuch"

Painter - lol I didn't even see that, but...





I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:02 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Boobookitty has an Earth Momma bush.


NA - peach fuzz - Hey Ken - BITE ME.



WoRMFACE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
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quote:

I'm Italian and daddy always called me a Princess.


:confused:hmmm

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn
boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
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Wormface said: I'm Italian and Daddy calls me...

NO - Gonzo's revenge after I shot him down when i told him i didn't date italians. Their penis' are too small.:p

boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
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Wormface said: I'm Italian and Daddy calls me...

NO - Gonzo's revenge after I shot him down when i told him i didn't date italians. Their penis' are too small.:p

Ken'sPen
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:15 AM      
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quote:

Hey Ken - BITE ME.


With that thang? I'd be coughin hairballs for a week.

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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:16 AM      
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quote:

hmmmmmm... i dunno... someone else's sig pic perhaps?
Yeah... I hate that shit :mad:


Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!


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