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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I am tired…


Of Off-Topic being a fucking conversation between 3 or 4 people…go to a fucking chatroom, and stop making fucking threads based on meaningless meandering bullshit. Chat threads are fine, but every fucking thread?!?!?!?

Of the O&A 6 o’clock Queef. It’s not funny.

Of a certain website owner’s countless insults to people that use his site (NOT THIS SITE, BUT ONE YOU’VE BEEN TO), and then his concern about some of us privately critical of him. Who fuckin’ asked you? A privately held opinion is just that, so if you are so concerned on how it looks, try re-evaluating yourself, not those who have this opinion. If you are so concerned about how people perceive you, be a little more aware of what you say.

Of hearing time and time again, about the old days. 20-20 hindsight is always a lot clearer than what we thought at the time. Was it better??? Board was definitely more exciting, in my opin. But burning a candle to bring back the past is pure fantasy. And, past is past, move fuckin’ forward.

Of hearing how the economy sucks, but having the corporate news channels, who’s owners have vested interest in having the economy better, try to spin the info like it’s gonna end any old time now, and SPEND SPEND SPEND. Bullshit. Disney owns ABC, Westinghouse owns CBS, GE owns NBC, AOL Time Warner owns CNN, Murdock owns FOX…start opening your eyes to how they spin pro-business in every newscast.

Of seeing that piece of shit novelist James Patterson in these commercials, where he reads a paragraph from his shithole book. Eat me, you scrub novelist. Your fuckin ego outshines that putrid mesh of pages you call a “novel”.

Of fucking people who automatically don’t like APPLE b/c they have only used PC’s their whole life. I use both, everyday…there are good and bad points to both. I prefer WINDOWS over a MAC OS, more stable. But make no mistake about it, for graphics, a 500mhz G4 processor blows the shit out of a 1.4 Gigahertz PC. Try using Photoshop with a Mac, and you will convert. If not, keep in mind there are reasons to why people prefer Apple. Is it the best thing since sliced bread??? Hardly. A Linux box beats the pants on both of them.

Of hearing Howard Stern fans in denial of how bad that show has gotten over the years. The downward spiral is pretty obvious. Ever since that big-nose hypocrite went “Hollywood”, it has gone downhill.






Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.


This message was edited by TheGooch on 1-11-02 @ 12:16 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Is it the best thing since sliced bread


What was the best thing before sliced bread?


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
That would be a sliced Tortilla for you, homey. =)





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
RonRon5477
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Where is the rant aboutyour mother-in-law? :-)
Sorry Gooch. But I know how you feeling. I have those days too when I just want to go off but i bottle it up inside, diddly-doo! (Ned Flander's reference)


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:12 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

That would be a sliced Tortilla for you, homey


Now thats fucking funny


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Of hearing time and time again, about the old days. 20-20 hindsight is always a lot clearer than what we thought at the time. Was it better??? Board was definitely more exciting, in my opin. But burning a candle to bring back the past is pure fantasy. And, past is past, move fuckin’ forward.


A-fuckin-men.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Kid Afrika
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:47 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
wah, wah, wah, you whining fucking cunt!!!11 :EEK:

Wow, where have I heard that before? :p

btw, that's quite possible the largest sig pic, by a mod, that I've ever seen here. funny, but FUCKING HUGE!!! shrink that pig! :D

oh yeah, FU TEQUIZA!


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:49 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
hey maynerd and alkie, this thread has been hardly posted in at all. lets talk. lol

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

BARRY MANILOW
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:56 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I LOVE THE GOOCH!






I agree with 90% of that rant. The rest dosen't pertain to me. Fight the good fight. Don't let shit get you all the way down. :D


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE PSYCHO BITCH!

Roger: Look, It's Luke Perry's Junk.
Ant: Where?
Roger: Fag!



TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh yeah, and be warned boys and girls, if i start seeing this chat habits continue in OT, I'm gonna start locking threads. Post quality, not quanity, and don't think i'm pointing to just Maynard and ALkey b/c of my comment in Ken's thread...you are all guilty of letting it get like this. You want to chat, stay in a chat thread. Posting thoughts and insights, post anywhere.







Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Oh yeah, and be warned boys and girls, if i start seeing this chat habits continue in OT, I'm gonna start locking threads. Post quality, not quanity, and don't think i'm pointing to just Maynard and ALkey b/c of my comment in Ken's thread...you are all guilty of letting it get like this. You want to chat, stay in a chat thread. Posting thoughts and insights, post anywhere.


I think the main problem is that there just aren't any interesting topics to post insightful comments about. I know I've been racking my brain tryin to think of a good thread to start and all I could come up with was a dumb TV thread. And people here are not really into discussing news stories, so mindless banter is all we really have left. Personally, I don't have a problem with it because it makes me laugh and that's why I come to the board, but people will post insightful comments when someone actually posts a thread that will allow it. I just feel we've discussed just about everything there is to discuss.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I am tired...

Of people being all excited thinking George W. is acting presidential...that is what he is supposed to do. Then again, the fact he hasn’t got shit-faced and launched a nuclear attack on the local bar for making last-call at 2am, is probably a good thing.

Of pundits on both the Republican and Democratic sides trying to blame one another on the recession. There is NOBODY to blame on this: recessions happen naturally, and this one was a long time coming. You want to blame anyone, blame the Internet technology companies being so over-valued, then reality setting in.

Of companies blaming 9/11 for downtimes. Blame all you want…but that is merely an excuse by companies to fire people so they can make the profit margin for their shareholders. It is utter bullshit, and a cheap excuse, and it’s one of the scummiest things I’ve seen. The economic downtrend began a year and a half ago, where was all this firing before 9/11?????? 9/11 has become an escape-clause.






Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I just feel we've discussed just about everything there is to discuss.

You have got to be kidding me right?

I believe the lack of good topics is a problem too. But, they will come. Have faith.


GonzoStyle
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Oh yeah, and be warned boys and girls, if i start seeing this chat habits continue in OT, I'm gonna start locking threads. Post quality, not quanity, and don't think i'm pointing to just Maynard and ALkey b/c of my comment in Ken's thread...you are all guilty of letting it get like this. You want to chat, stay in a chat thread. Posting thoughts and insights, post anywhere.



Well Gooch in all fairness I do not think it is your place to come off like that. As a mod you carry some weight here and also are a respected member. You like any of us here can say what should be posted and what shouldn't be posted and request that much, but I do not believe you're in your right to threaten to lock discussions, to try and control a wild beast is foolish and this site and it's people are a wild beast. We are actually finally starting to improve a tad. Like we discussed control is not the way, only oiling the machine and sugestions. The chat threads can be annoying yes but I think you're emotions got the better of you, is all. Thoughts an insight can be fun and very interesting conversation pieces but like a certain person who though he knew all about this place and why people came here, let's not enforce what only we like.

And Gooch this belongs in the FU section, lol ahh how I miss the good old days.

and As far as the economy goes I could care more about the well being of mavric. Apple's are ok goochy and howard does suck.

quote:

Of a certain website owner’s countless insults to people that use his site (NOT THIS SITE, BUT ONE YOU’VE BEEN TO), and then his concern about some of us privately critical of him. Who fuckin’ asked you? A privately held opinion is just that, so if you are so concerned on how it looks, try re-evaluating yourself, not those who have this opinion. If you are so concerned about how people perceive you, be a little more aware of what you say.



Ohh how many people come to mind on this one, lol.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig

She-Mail Me Here
AIM me here for cyber.

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
this is going to be a Kid Afika kind of day , isn't it?

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

this is going to be a Kid Afika kind of day , isn't it?



It's the rain, it makes everyone tired & cranky...





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[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]

Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard.


Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
OK boys and girls,
I will give a custom status and 3 cookies to the first one who posts an original and fresh topic in OT.

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I will give a custom status and 3 cookies to the first one who posts an original and fresh topic in OT


someone is getting a little to big for their britches

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

GonzoStyle
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I will give a custom status and 3 cookies to the first one who posts an original and fresh topic in OT.



You know I was kidding last night about the mod powers, it was a moment of weakness while you were slobbering allover my puss shooter.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig

She-Mail Me Here
AIM me here for cyber.

Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I will give a custom status and 3 cookies to the first one who posts an original and fresh topic in OT.

Shut the fuck up ken. Take your own advice. I count at least a dozen threads that are original and fresh. Just because you don't like them doesn't make them any less interesting to some of us. Maybe if you would just be yourself and stop posting shit to try and make everyone laugh you'd realize that this board is a pretty cool place.


TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

quote:

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Oh yeah, and be warned boys and girls, if i start seeing this chat habits continue in OT, I'm gonna start locking threads. Post quality, not quanity, and don't think i'm pointing to just Maynard and ALkey b/c of my comment in Ken's thread...you are all guilty of letting it get like this. You want to chat, stay in a chat thread. Posting thoughts and insights, post anywhere.

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Well Gooch in all fairness I do not think it is your place to come off like that. As a mod you carry some weight here and also are a respected member. You like any of us here can say what should be posted and what shouldn't be posted and request that much, but I do not believe you're in your right to threaten to lock discussions, to try and control a wild beast is foolish and this site and it's people are a wild beast. We are actually finally starting to improve a tad. Like we discussed control is not the way, only oiling the machine and sugestions. The chat threads can be annoying yes but I think you're emotions got the better of you, is all. Thoughts an insight can be fun and very interesting conversation pieces but like a certain person who though he knew all about this place and why people came here, let's not enforce what only we like.


Damnit...I was only putting forth the threat, not the action. See what happens when you aren't in AIM?!?!?!? Now I'm gonna have to re-edit the Unlce Gonzo pic to be the Gimp from Pulp Fiction ;)







Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I have just issued 3 Ken strikes.

Maynard clue in, your response is rife with logic contridictions.

OF COURSE I COME HERE TO TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. that is who the fuck I am. Every time someone comments that I gave them a chuckle I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I come here to laugh and try to make others do the same..... Not to talk about my lunch and the next board function..... just who I am....

Fuck it you get two strikes for that.

EDIT And Ken, you get two for THAT heh heh >) -magoo


This message was edited by Lord Magus on 1-11-02 @ 12:13 PM
Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Well that's what you get for blowing Gonzo.


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Your such a jackass....
blowing Gonzo makes me feel empty and unsatisfied.
Plus it's hard giving a hummer while he rests a nude picture of his mom on my head, in a vain attempt to make his flacid and impotent member erect.

I think I channeled Alkey with that post.

Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I think I channeled Alkey with that post.

So that makes you gay too?


And if you're not feeling all warm and fuzzy inside after blowing Gonzo, then you're lucky. You didn't get the herpes.




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