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donotkidme
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

I think this question is misworded.
Would I teach them? Yes.
Would it be hands on? NO!




but for me teaching a 15 yr old boy about sex, wouldn't that make him horny? so then maybe he would want hands on, and good g-d no i wouldn't




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barch97
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
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quote:

We've all talked to people online, what if you really started liking the person. THen you meet, and find out they are not as attractive as you thought. Would you still continue the relationship? Or would you cut and run?
Come on... who would? what are we in high school? Oh, I guess some of us are... OK, I'd stay deffinately. No question. Everyone's beautiful in the dark, right? ;)



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TheGooch
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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Hey...reminds me of a Scruples story. In high school, at a party, I got sideswiped by an ex-girlfriend who was playing Scruples and used the "make your own question" to get back at me for something she thought I had done to her, and I ended up wlaking into it like an oblivious idiot, not realizing she had told everyone about this situation before I even got there. So, I got blasted with the question, answered it honestly with a negative, and then got outvoted by everyone as a lie. Very embarassing, and quite a learning experience.





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well Gooch, that'll teach you not to lie about asking chicks to stick a finger up your ass during sex.


Arpikarhu
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Well Gooch, that'll teach you not to lie about asking chicks to stick a finger up your ass during sex


theres nothing wrong with that. the prostate is a magical and wonderous thing......maybe i have said too much.

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TheGooch
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What about a fist?





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
OAAWITE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I would bang a 16 year girl old no question. And I'm 26.

On my 24th birthday, I fooled around with a 17 year old on a cruise to the Bahamas (but I think that was legal becuase I was international waters), and I tried desperately to bang her but she "wasn't that type of girl"

stripclubs = not cheating
lap dance = not cheating
riding until cum = not cheating

Would stay for the blind date becuase I made a promise

Would probably not continue the relationship with the ugly online girl becuase I am completely shallow

Could never kill anyone except under self defense, even say If my sister got raped (which she has) I couldn't do it out mass vengance and retribution.

I would never stick a fist up my ass during sex.

Now, I've got two:

Would you be willing to commit perjury for a close friend? For example, would you testify that he was driving carefully when he hit a pedestrian even though he had been joking around and not paying attention, or you spilled coffee on him, or he dropped a CD or something insignificant that could put him in jail?

People who stink don't know. Let's say a friend of yours just stinks of BO. Everyone knows it, and jokes about it, but he/she has no idea. How do you tell them? Do you hint or just throw it out there? What if they're not even a good friend, but they don't have any good friends on account of them stinking like shit?


av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ok, here's another one we can all relate to...meeting people on the internet that is.

Q.You e-mail your picture to a gorgeous person you met on the internet.
Do you mention you've gained 30 pounds since the picture was taken?






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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I soooo hate you now.



No you don't :):):):) you CAN'T..I wont let ya. :)

quote:

I'm still talking to Becky aren't I?



you punk ass lol





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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
How do you know that the person you met has sent you a truthful photo?
No fuck em If they have fallen in love with you, then they shouldn't care what you look like.

"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"
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Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Q.You e-mail your picture to a gorgeous person you met on the internet.
Do you mention you've gained 30 pounds since the picture was taken?

Yes, that would have come up in the conversation, either before or when the picture was sent.


Snoteater
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I would lie to protect a friend, but only so far. If he killed the person he hit, then I don't think that I could.

No Fisting

I never talk about weight with women, so no.



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Hey av8er - this is an awesome thread - I'd give you a new status, but I can't

Anyway, ditto what OAAWITE said.

As far as perjury, I don't know, I can't lie with a straight face to save my life, but as long as someone else wasn't getting screwed because I lied/and nobody got killed, I'd try to help

Telling someone they stink, no problems there. People appreciate it in the end anyway.

As for the weight thing, I can't relate, since I never had a weight problem, but if I had gained a lot, I'd fess up, they're gonna find out eventually anyway.

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av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hey av8er - this is an awesome thread




Someone shoot me. NOW!




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


donotkidme
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
too many questions....

ok the perjury, no matter how close the person is, absolutely not. save your own ass in a case like that.

the b.o. pull em aside and tell em nicely.

i ahve no words for the pic thing, but hey mine are 100% real.




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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I would most certainly commit perjury for a friend. As far as telling someone they smell, or any other bad hygiene they may have, it would depend on how good of a friend they were. If it was just someone I had a small acquaintance with, I wouldn't say anything, but otherwise I would tell him/her.

I would tell a 16 year old, boy or girl whatever they wanted to know about sex, but not show them. But I think it is safe to say 16 olds know all about it, and are doing it.

Strip club is NOT cheating, nor is anything that goes on in there!



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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'm still talking to Becky aren't I?
av8er... are you saying Becky isn't as attractive as you thought she was?

ok, the questions...
16 - fuck yeah!!!
blind date - suck it up... go thru with it, then be honest
murder - well, yeah... what makes you think i haven't already?
picture + 30 lbs. - unless i put on like 25lbs real quick, i don't have to worry about it... I have managed to stay within 5-10 lbs of my max. weight since High School...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



heyladiladi
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:59 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
15/16, no I don't think so. But I did meet a 17, and sooo wanted to give that a go!

Kill someone... maybe. But I'd never be sure no one would know.

Perjury, maybe, probably.

Blind date, if I could say I didn't see them, I'd try to leave. If it was a good friend, I'd tell them the truth later.

Internet - Picture, I would have said so before sending, or not even send at all.
- And the not what you expect - as long as they didn't act completely different, yes I'd continue.

BO- I might keep asking them if I stink, or keep bringing it up, hoping they'd give themself a sniff and fix it.



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My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 1-11-02 @ 4:11 PM
av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

av8er... are you saying Becky isn't as attractive as you thought she was?



Dude, when we were at the bar, she had to sneak up on her beer so she cold drink it.




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

People appreciate it in the end anyway.
Speak for yourself. I don't appreciate anything in my end.

...'cept gonzo, of course ;)


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Dude, when we were at the bar, she had to sneak up on her beer so she cold drink it.

WEll maybe if you stopped playing with her friends hair for 2 seconds, you'd see how attractive Becky really is.


I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
**curtsies** thank you dear..makin me blush ova here.. hehe :):):):) **grabs pom poms**





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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:57 PM      
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That's why I never meet people from the internet...

Alkey-Lite thinks he works in a salon.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

That's why I never meet people from the internet...



oh was that your clone then??





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Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:


oh was that your clone then??

Didn't you look at the ears?? The RIGHT ear was bigger on that one. That's the pod person.

The real Alkey's LEFT ear is the big one.


I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).



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