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av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
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quote:

WEll maybe if you stopped playing with her friends hair for 2 seconds



Hey! that was at her request. Who am I to say no to a hot chick?

Besides the ugly chick always goes unnoticed around the good looking one....that's why the good looking one keeps them around....




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.




This message was edited by av8er on 1-11-02 @ 5:18 PM
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
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quote:

oh was that your clone then??


Yes. My clone is the one with the small penis.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Good response av8er.. Didnt wanna have to put my steel toes on.. :)





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"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:14 PM      
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quote:

Good response av8er.. Didnt wanna have to put my steel toes on



what the fuck does that mean?...




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


*~*BeckyDC*~*
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
**rolls eyes** nevermind..





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*~*BeckyDC*~*
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:26 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Besides the ugly chick always goes unnoticed around the good looking one....that's why the good looking one keeps them around....



oooh is that what all the ugly chicks tell you as their sympathy story?? oooh no nevermind..I see..its an excuse for you..aww it'll be ok..





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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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quote:

**grabs pom poms**
dammit... where's the fuggin pom-poms... you tease :p



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
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quote:

Captain Notepad



Wow! Ken does have Mod powers....




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:52 PM      
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15/16 year old - well i'm not that much older so yeah
kill someone - doubtful
perjury - maybe for one of my best friends, but for most people probably not
picture - yeah i'd tell them, i probably would have said something before i sent it.


Was I a fool to think, the way you looked at me
I swear you did, but you looked away too quick
Was I a fool to think that you'd take me home as if I was yours,
Was I a fool to think at all?
Ken'sPen
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:55 PM      
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I'll give ya the cookies later.

I just hope Arpi and Maynard realize the Ken Strikes work too.


Sephiroth
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I would finish the blind date with the so-so 16 year old, fuck the shit out of her, murder her, then have one of my friends say I was at his place during that nights events so I could have a alibi.

Next Question.







































I said NEXT QUESTION.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

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av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
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quote:

I said NEXT QUESTION.




Q.You wake up one morning to discover your asshole is extremely sore and there are remnants of what seems to be Vaseline in your ass cheeks.

Do you tell anyone?




Av8er Radio
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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


Sluggo667
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
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Ok Seph...
How about, You just Kill Ken...
I'll swear on the stand that you were here watching the UFC...
C'mon...PLEASE?!?


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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
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quote:

I said NEXT QUESTION.
Will you shut the fuck up & die a painful death?



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Sephiroth
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Will you shut the fuck up & die a painful death?

Nope. Not scared yet.
quote:

Q.You wake up one morning to discover your asshole is extremely sore and there are remnants of what seems to be Vaseline in your ass cheeks.

Do you tell anyone?

Depends. If :::Insert some lame IrishAlkey joke about having sex with Gonzostyle here:::

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:42 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
BRAVO!!! seph, way to tie it all together in a nice neat little package. Guess that's why you get to be a mod...


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Guess that's why you get to be a mod...




Quite the contrary....he just gave Froy oral treats...much more effective. At least that's what I heard.




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Quite the contrary....he just gave Froy oral treats...much more effective. At least that's what I heard.

DEATH IS ABOUT TO RAIN DOWN MOST HEAVILY ON YOUR HEAD!!!

*edit* I thought this was the Ninja thread...nevermind...


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.




This message was edited by Sluggo667 on 1-11-02 @ 7:58 PM
av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:53 PM      
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quote:

DEATH IS ABOUT TO RAIN DOWN MOST HEAVILY ON YOUR HEAD!!!




I fear nothing.




Av8er Radio
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Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard.


Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I fear nothing.

And he said Harvey was a funny name...


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I fear nothing.
except railings...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Noellevious
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

:::Insert some lame IrishAlkey joke about having sex with Gonzostyle here:::

I was thinking of joining the "Lame IrishAlkey jokes about having sex with Gonzostyle" club, but nevermind now. :(



How quick the sun can...drop away...And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass of what was everything...All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad, turned my world to black...tattooed all I see..all that I am...all I'll ever be...I know someday you'll have a beautiful life...I know you'll be a star...In somebody else's sky... but why...why...why...Can't it be...why can't it be mine?


av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
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quote:

except railings...



You have that backwards my stoned friend. Railings fear ME.




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


Ken'sPen
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 8:06 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

How about, You just Kill Ken...


Can you tell me about how your are my bestest friend on the board again??!!!

And you are taking ass kissing to an artform with that thread of yours.

av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 8:09 PM      
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quote:

And he said Harvey was a funny name...




God damnit!...you always lose me....unless you're talking about that drunken night again.




Av8er Radio
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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.




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